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    Things to put in GOB's Suggestive Garbage Bin...

    I'll start...

    Lace underwear... (Obvious this one...)
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I'll start...

    Lace underwear... (Obvious this one...)
    Hmmm..should be used and a thong, right? CHECK, CHECK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Hmmm..should be used and a thong, right? CHECK, CHECK!
    GOB are you really going to put up with this.

    My contribution would be tubes, you present yourself as one that would go tubeless.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    PANTS? Doesn't take much to give you a thrill, eh?

    I am stuck in the dark ages and still use tubes. However, I do a nice little hot dog on a stick maneuver to pump them up.

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    bathing suit pics
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    send me one!

    Ooops. Just remembered. I still owe monogod a picture of me in some biking shorts he sent me....

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    I think GOB would like a stocking stuffer of sorts..... hmmm do they make flavored chain lube?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    send me one!

    Ooops. Just remembered. I still owe monogod a picture of me in some biking shorts he sent me....
    There a few pics in this thread you can use

    No hawgs allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Just her fine, naked self in there is all that is needed. That would be like winning the lottery!

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    Things to put in GOB's Suggestive Garbage Bin...

    I can't do that. I would have nowhere to put my underwear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I can't do that. I would have nowhere to put my underwear.
    I'll clear you a spot.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    You don't need any underwear, but a hat might be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Hmmm..should be used and a thong, right? CHECK, CHECK!
    Chanel #5 or Summer's Eve?

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    Let's not forget that GOB is trying to hook the garbage guy... Maybe the packaging from some Adult 'Toys'...? Leave a little to his imagination?
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I do a nice little hot dog on a stick maneuver to pump them up.
    Wait! I just saw this! I am struggling to imagine what this looks like?!?
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    Perhaps something that titillates his sense of sight? Maybe come out in your favorite Pilates outfit to give him an extra personal Christmas Bonus? Wear some fresh bright red lipstick and hang some mistletoe on the hat you're wearing and plant one on his cheek for all to see?

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    GOB, just make sure that the cute garbage guy is actually working the day of his/your "surprise".

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    How about a Barry Manilow CD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    How about a Barry Manilow CD?
    Or an AOL software CD.
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    Has anyone suggested leaving Nicole's well used riding shorts in there? I have to figure that the musk would be a super-attractant.

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    Wonder if GOB's garbage service is hiring?

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