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    there's a skeeter on your ......

    i hate when you're laying in a quiet room...and you KNOW there's a mosquito buzzing around...you can slightly hear it but you cant see it. Its happening to me right now. I just cant relax. it WILL get me.


    its like that spider you threw a shoe at, and it falls behind your bed. IT HASNT FORGOTTEN!

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    Hutch, stop acting like my post wasnt wicked profound (yes, i'm from new england, i say wicked)

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    Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by javelina1 View Post
    Skeeter's? what are those? Having to deal with scorpions right now. Some construction going on across the street, and that seems to stir them up. In the last 6 months, I've taken out 8 or 9.
    i seem to only ride in swampland, so me and the skeeters go wayyyy back.

    as for scorpions....well i guess its a good thing they cant fly!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Hutch, stop acting like my post wasnt wicked profound (yes, i'm from new england, i say wicked)
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    Skeeter's? what are those? Having to deal with scorpions right now. Some construction going on across the street, and that seems to stir them up. In the last 6 months, I've taken out 8 or 9.

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    I know how to find(and kill) those annoying insects. Turn on the light and you will find them flying around. If they are not flying around they will be on the ceiling. If they are not on the ceiling, induce them to go to the ceiling(they always go to the ceiling), by waving something around at them like panties or underwear(conveniently located on the floor beside the bed). Once they are on the ceiling resting, they are easy to hit (with the same panties or underwear).

    Works every time.

    As an added bonus, bloodstains on the ceiling give your bedroom guests something to wonder about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i seem to only ride in swampland, so me and the skeeters go wayyyy back.

    as for scorpions....well i guess its a good thing they cant fly!!!
    I got family back in Michigan. The way they make it, the Skeeter is the state bird over there... and they carry off little kids...

    The other day I went into the bathroom, and a small scorpion was crawling along the counter top. Needless to say, I took the little bastid out!

    Get out of that swampland woman!

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    Scorpions?? Yikes...

    I thought it was bad with the ticks lately with the warm weather they are everywhere.
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    Knocked a Black Widow out a min. ago.. Im a HUGE sissy for spiders and snakes.. Especially water moccasions..
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    one of these handsome devils decided to join me in bed when i was sleeping, and crawled all over my naked vulnerable arms and chest. needless to say, it was NOT ok!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Scorpions?? Yikes...

    I thought it was bad with the ticks lately with the warm weather they are everywhere.
    I hate them little bastid's!! Don't have any ticks round here though.

    I guess it's a trade off. Scorpions, Rattlesnakes, and Black Widows. Or, Skeeters, Ticks, and Fleas. One side wants to bite and sting, the other just wants to suck your blood...

    I could really spin out here, but since this is PG-13, I'll refrain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    one of these handsome devils decided to join me in bed when i was sleeping, and crawled all over my naked vulnerable arms and chest. needless to say, it was NOT ok!
    WTF is that? A wolf spider? Lookout Nicole, it'll probably want to borrow your blow dryer next...

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    Remind me to never have a sleepover at Nicoles house!!
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    yes, it ran up my arm, across my chest, and down my other arm. i had to go upstairs and sleep on the couch. i wasnt ever sleeping in that room again until the spider was found. i DID find it the next day, and i dont like killing them, so i caught it and put it outside. Stupid thing ended up building a web on the porch right above my head. Then one day it was gone...either dead, or........

    it was huge. Not "australia" huge, but big enough!

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    while we're in "story time" let me say, my bedroom used to be basement-level, so the spiders would always find their way in, and sometimes end up in my bed.

    one time i woke up because i thought i felt the crawlies in my "crotchel" area! i went back to sleep, but when i woke up the next morning, i rubbed my back and felt weird things. Turns out, i had a spider in my bed, i rolled over on it in my sleep, and there were spider bits stuck to my sheets and back. like, leg's and shyt. *pukes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yes, it ran up my arm, across my chest, and down my other arm. i had to go upstairs and sleep on the couch. i wasnt ever sleeping in that room again until the spider was found. i DID find it the next day, and i dont like killing them, so i caught it and put it outside. Stupid thing ended up building a web on the porch right above my head. Then one day it was gone...either dead, or........

    it was huge. Not "australia" huge, but big enough!
    you herded this thing in, and then bull dogged it down?

    Now that's an MTB gal!

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    You sound like a perfect candidate for a pest control!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by javelina1 View Post
    you herded this thing in, and then bull dogged it down?

    Now that's an MTB gal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    while we're in "story time" let me say, my bedroom used to be basement-level, so the spiders would always find their way in, and sometimes end up in my bed.

    one time i woke up because i thought i felt the crawlies in my "crotchel" area! i went back to sleep, but when i woke up the next morning, i rubbed my back and felt weird things. Turns out, i had a spider in my bed, i rolled over on it in my sleep, and there were spider bits stuck to my sheets and back. like, leg's and shyt. *pukes*
    Yowza! those damn male spiders.

    (seriously, would've freaked me out too).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripp88 View Post
    Knocked a Black Widow out a min. ago.. Im a HUGE sissy for spiders and snakes.. Especially water moccasions..
    I hate frick'n spiders! but I'm the one who's the hired assassin to kill off the spiders, scorpions, and other bugs in the household...

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    Quote Originally Posted by javelina1 View Post
    I hate frick'n spiders! but I'm the one who's the hired assassin to kill off the spiders, scorpions, and other bugs in the household...
    As am I unfortunately
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    terrified of the spiders, but i LOVE snakes!!!

    no poisonous ones around here, so i just go and pick em up!

    (p.s. i'm fatter now)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    terrified of the spiders, but i LOVE snakes!!!

    no poisonous ones around here, so i just go and pick em up!

    (p.s. i'm fatter now)
    Nicole, oh my!

    those lucky boy's in the swamplands.... A chick that don't mind snakes.

    (when I was kid in Michigan, we used to find and pickup garter snakes all the time. but where I live now, they bite and hurt).

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