Is there a thing as too-much Urine?? I took such the Wee in the middle of the night.
Taking a Pee sometime last night/this morning got me worried about where the Pee comes from. I know, it's all from the hand and don't spray the place, but what if you go too much so only air comes out??
First slow-down of the stream came on, gave a little push and it just opened up - felt like the first time.
Slowed down again - ahhh what a good one this is (inner thoughts) - nope - call the Fire Brigade!
This went on for two or three more times - I finally woke up thinking it was a dream, only I was in the bathroom.
I like Sand -- I don't like Witches.
it all depends on how long you held it in before going.
Originally Posted by Tone's
Haint, pee comes out of the little rain cloud in your tummy. When it goes all over the seat and floor, it means there's a thunderstorm inside, and you'd better sit down.
The fire brigade should not be necessary, and might not appreciate that call in the middle of the night. If it is all a dream, be glad you are dreaming it in the bathroom...
WTF! Now that's a piss poor attitude.
Originally Posted by rockerc
This man has come to us with a serious issue.
Haint may I suggest not sleeping, that way you won't wake up having to pee so much.
29'ers should come with a warning label affixed to the toptube.
WARNING: Objects may be further than they appear.
hey wow, slow down tiger...
Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE
the feelings and sensations that Haint experienced are second only to activities related to growing the numbers of our species.
words can't describe the feeling of relaxed urinal storage - once it was stretched beyond comprehend-able limits... the tingling in the whole tract during the relief only adds to overall state... Haint tried to describe all this but also fell short with words.
the only thing i can suggest is to experience the same, by inducing near explosion full capacity of the bladder drinking as many beers as possible, and then some. ensure that you are by yourself when ever you decide to relieve yourself and enjoy the moment...
Haint, it may be time for a Prostate exam. Ya know, where they lube up a hand and go up inside and feel around in there?
For me, the longer I pee, the more accomplished I feel about it.
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that's what i am talking about...
Originally Posted by Hawg
I seem to remember from the dim past that copious drinkage, allied with heaps of marching powder, will induce a stoppage the like of which will float your back teeth. When release comes it is not so much a thunderstorm as an entire British autumn/winter...
You can't buy beer, you can only rent it.
Originally Posted by rockerc
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