Results 1 to 10 of 10
  1. #1
    Trouser Malfunction
    Reputation: Haint's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    1,377

    Is there a thing as too-much Urine?? I took such the Wee in the middle of the night.

    Taking a Pee sometime last night/this morning got me worried about where the Pee comes from. I know, it's all from the hand and don't spray the place, but what if you go too much so only air comes out??

    First slow-down of the stream came on, gave a little push and it just opened up - felt like the first time.

    Slowed down again - ahhh what a good one this is (inner thoughts) - nope - call the Fire Brigade!

    This went on for two or three more times - I finally woke up thinking it was a dream, only I was in the bathroom.
    I like Sand -- I don't like Witches.

  2. #2
    duh
    Reputation: deke505's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    5,464
    it all depends on how long you held it in before going.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    the big aussie rep bomb is comin your way

  3. #3
    High Desert MTBer
    Reputation: rockerc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    4,267
    WTF???


    Haint, pee comes out of the little rain cloud in your tummy. When it goes all over the seat and floor, it means there's a thunderstorm inside, and you'd better sit down.

    The fire brigade should not be necessary, and might not appreciate that call in the middle of the night. If it is all a dream, be glad you are dreaming it in the bathroom...
    It's all Here. Now.

  4. #4
    Front Range, Colorado
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    16,005
    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    WTF???


    Haint, pee comes out of the little rain cloud in your tummy. When it goes all over the seat and floor, it means there's a thunderstorm inside, and you'd better sit down.

    The fire brigade should not be necessary, and
    might not appreciate that call in the middle of the
    night. If it is all a dream, be glad you are dreaming
    it in the bathroom...
    WTF! Now that's a piss poor attitude.
    This man has come to us with a serious issue.
    Haint may I suggest not sleeping, that way you won't wake up having to pee so much.
    --------- __o
    ------- _`\<,_
    ------ (*)/ (*)
    ************^^^^^^^^^Rock Garden

  5. #5
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    1,811

  6. #6
    sock puppet
    Reputation: osokolo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    8,471
    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    WTF! Now that's a piss poor attitude.
    This man has come to us with a serious issue.
    Haint may I suggest not sleeping, that way you won't wake up having to pee so much.
    hey wow, slow down tiger...

    the feelings and sensations that Haint experienced are second only to activities related to growing the numbers of our species.

    words can't describe the feeling of relaxed urinal storage - once it was stretched beyond comprehend-able limits... the tingling in the whole tract during the relief only adds to overall state... Haint tried to describe all this but also fell short with words.

    the only thing i can suggest is to experience the same, by inducing near explosion full capacity of the bladder drinking as many beers as possible, and then some. ensure that you are by yourself when ever you decide to relieve yourself and enjoy the moment...
    Signature

  7. #7
    official eMpTyBRain
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    20,835
    Haint, it may be time for a Prostate exam. Ya know, where they lube up a hand and go up inside and feel around in there?

    For me, the longer I pee, the more accomplished I feel about it.
    ...and proud member of the anti-sock puppet desolation

  8. #8
    sock puppet
    Reputation: osokolo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    8,471
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post

    For me, the longer I pee, the more accomplished I feel about it.
    that's what i am talking about...
    Signature

  9. #9
    High Desert MTBer
    Reputation: rockerc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    4,267
    I seem to remember from the dim past that copious drinkage, allied with heaps of marching powder, will induce a stoppage the like of which will float your back teeth. When release comes it is not so much a thunderstorm as an entire British autumn/winter...
    It's all Here. Now.

  10. #10
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Wishful Tomcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    5,859
    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I seem to remember from the dim past that copious drinkage, allied with heaps of marching powder, will induce a stoppage the like of which fill float your back teeth. When release comes it is not so much a thunderstorm as an entire British autumn/winter...
    You can't buy beer, you can only rent it.

Similar Threads

  1. Two Inclines To Slay!! t.i.t.s. night ride!! IRONWORKS WED. NIGHT
    By PBR me! in forum Colorado - Front Range
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 3 Weeks Ago, 10:04 AM
  2. Replies: 208
    Last Post: 09-16-2012, 07:57 PM
  3. couple firsts last night (clipless and night ride)
    By Waltah in forum Beginner's Corner
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 08-18-2011, 03:38 AM
  4. Night ride PMP sunday night anyone
    By Bones2 in forum Arizona
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 05-23-2011, 09:55 AM
  5. POST your Night ride pics and night ready rig!!
    By bullcrew in forum Lights and Night Riding
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 03-21-2011, 09:23 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •