Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 28
  1. #1
    007
    007 is offline
    b a n n e d
    Reputation: 007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    5,244

    Taking the Clapper to a whole new level . . . .

    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

  2. #2
    Front Range, Colorado
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    13,743
    Hey whatever makes my job easier I'm all for.
    --------- __o
    ------- _`\<,_
    ------ (*)/ (*)
    ************^^^^^^^^^Rock Garden

  3. #3
    thread crapper
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    770
    Oh c'mon guys, you mean to tell me you never mastered that back in high school? My wife's best friend back then is the one that taught me. Maybe that's why they're not best friends now.

  4. #4
    I didn't do it
    Reputation: Mookie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    2,700
    Hey if we're too lazy to turn out the lights without clapping then we're probably to lazy to take off somebody's bra as well.

    I wonder if this technology would have upped Wilt Chamberlin's already impressive stats?

  5. #5
    Front Range, Colorado
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    13,743
    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    Oh c'mon guys, you mean to tell me you never mastered that back in high school? My wife's best friend back then is the one that taught me. Maybe that's why they're not best friends now.
    Really! Did anyone "really" say they didn't have it mastered. Not to brag but......
    --------- __o
    ------- _`\<,_
    ------ (*)/ (*)
    ************^^^^^^^^^Rock Garden

  6. #6
    King of Middle Earth
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    18,359
    Haaaa, you guys got it all wrong! Nothing gets me more fired "up" than to lay back and watch a woman slowly undress herself for me while making lots of eye contact. You taking notes Nicole? In other words, she can take off her own damned bra!
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

  7. #7
    thread crapper
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    770
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Haaaa, you guys got it all wrong! Nothing gets me more fired "up" than to lay back and watch a woman slowly undress herself for me while making lots of eye contact. You taking notes Nicole? In other words, she can take off her own damned bra!
    That requires patience. I'm much like a two year old in this regard. I just want to rip off the wrapping paper and play with my toy(s).

  8. #8
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Wishful Tomcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    5,408
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    In other words, she can take off her own damned bra!
    Hawg, it's not too late to learn.

  9. #9
    duh
    Reputation: deke505's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    4,930
    Isn't better that the go bra less. It would require less work.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    the big aussie rep bomb is comin your way

  10. #10
    King of Middle Earth
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    18,359
    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    That requires patience. I'm much like a two year old in this regard. I just want to rip off the wrapping paper and play with my toy(s).
    Oh, my mistake. You're thinking with the other head...
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

  11. #11
    King of Middle Earth
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    18,359
    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Isn't better that the go bra less. It would require less work.
    Don't any of you guys ever like to start with the bra still on and then remove it as things progress?!

    Bunch of damned monkey animals you all are!
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

  12. #12
    thread crapper
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    770
    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Isn't better that the go bra less. It would require less work.
    Yeah, but then they begin to get saggy. If I'm playing with them, I prefer it be nearer the shoulders than the knees.

  13. #13
    Tactical Nightmare
    Reputation: Giant Chachi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    652
    I'm just thinking of a bunch of women wearing these at a sporting event or something, where everyone just starts clapping. BOING! Sure, shirts are on still, but there would certainly be a bunch of taddies loose in the crowd!
    "The true object of all human life is play" - GK Chesterton
    *2014 Giant Trance 27.5 1
    *1983 Schwinn Predator

  14. #14
    Front Range, Colorado
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    13,743
    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Chachi View Post
    I'm just thinking of a bunch of women wearing these at a sporting event or something, where everyone just starts clapping. BOING! Sure, shirts are on still, but there would certainly be a bunch of taddies loose in the crowd!
    Ecactly what went through my mind at first glance.
    --------- __o
    ------- _`\<,_
    ------ (*)/ (*)
    ************^^^^^^^^^Rock Garden

  15. #15
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Wishful Tomcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    5,408
    Can a clapper sports bra be next...... we can only hope.

  16. #16
    King of Middle Earth
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    18,359
    I'm upping the ante by hoping for clapper women's clothing.
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

  17. #17
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Wishful Tomcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    5,408
    Victoria Secret's fall of 2013 clapper line

  18. #18
    thread crapper
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    770
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm upping the ante by hoping for clapper women's clothing.
    To paraphrase you, oh wise one, "damned monkey animal you are!"

  19. #19
    I didn't do it
    Reputation: Mookie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    2,700
    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Victoria Secret's fall of 2013 clapper line
    I would definitely attend that fashion show front and center.

  20. #20
    King of Middle Earth
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    18,359
    Shytie, what was your old user name?
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

  21. #21
    thread crapper
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    770
    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I would definitely attend that fashion show front and center.
    and standing at attention, I assume...

  22. #22
    King of Middle Earth
    Reputation: Hawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    18,359
    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Victoria Secret's fall of 2013 clapper line
    Yes Fall, as in fall off completely!
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

  23. #23
    I didn't do it
    Reputation: Mookie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    2,700
    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    and standing at attention, I assume...
    Oh yes, standing erect sir.

  24. #24
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Posts
    2,883
    Yeah, but when are they going to come out with a clapper to get my bra off.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

  25. #25
    The White Jeff W
    Reputation: jeffw-13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    4,272

    Re: Taking the Clapper to a whole new level . . . .

    Finally. I cant be messing around with some clasp system that would turn Houdini gay. Aint nobody got time fo dat!
    No moss...

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Taking My Jet9 RDO To 11
    By azpoolguy in forum Niner Bikes
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 04-15-2013, 10:47 AM
  2. Who here is taking classes at UNM?
    By Nenbran in forum New Mexico
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 10-10-2012, 08:54 AM
  3. Taking apart my BM
    By JonathanGennick in forum 29er Bikes
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 05-28-2012, 12:24 PM
  4. Replies: 11
    Last Post: 01-24-2012, 04:36 AM
  5. taking out the trash
    By singlesprocket in forum Eastern Canada
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 03-30-2011, 03:14 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •