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    Take the first shot if you f*ckin' dare, 'cause this is what I f*ckin' learned in...

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    HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Wow! That’s a really sad video.

    The trailerpark background toward the end really brings things full-circle. Trailerparks have broadband for online gaming???
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    Tell us how you really feel.

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    This person has female genitalia. And I'm not speaking figuratively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This person has female genitalia. And I'm not speaking figuratively.
    Think you could take 'em down?

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    Word.... I'll slap you five and put ten in you.

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    She is from WV, dude that is the norm. It is all good. In fact that is above average, I think she still had all of her teeth.

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    Thats a can of whoop-ass
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    thats a <strike>can</strike> 55 gallon drum of whoop-ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    ^ purrrfect
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    At first I thought it was a guy!!!!! His/her name must be "Pat" LOL!!!!!

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    would it be bad if I called her an attention wh*re?

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    She/it/whatever the **** that is, is just a troll...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBM View Post
    At first I thought it was a guy!!!!! His/her name must be "Pat" LOL!!!!!
    Nah, just “Jeri”, “Bobbi”, “Stevie”, “Randy”, etc.

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    Those were some sweet ninja skills. I wonder if it has nunchuck skills or bow staff skills too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinning Lizard View Post
    She is from WV, dude that is the norm. It is all good. In fact that is above average, I think she still had all of her teeth.
    Morgantown is more like PA than WV. You know there's dipshits where you live too, right? If not, you might be one.

    Seems to me that it's looking forward to a prison diet so it can lose all that baby fat.
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    Revenge is a biatch.

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    "i can get lower"... omfg im in tears. she gets any lower shes gonna need a tow motor to get her back up. the irony of a morbidly obese chick calling someone else a fatass...wow. just...wow.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    A few life lessons here.
    Never drive a Minivan, or use it as a prop to shoot a badazz video.
    Avoid McDonald's 3 x a day for years - it'll show.
    Limited gene pools should never reproduce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    "i can get lower"... omfg im in tears. she gets any lower shes gonna need a tow motor to get her back up. the irony of a morbidly obese chick calling someone else a fatass...wow. just...wow.
    Uhhhh.....

    Duh.

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    ....and this tool ^^^ sure looks like a spammer.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Oh, my...

    Now, that IS funny!

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    "I'm gonna hop outta the fvckin van..." HAHAHAAAAA!!
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    I recon Nicole would be as hard assed and mean as that if she put on 100kg
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    She's got a big head on her shoulders...

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    Well, come to find out, she's a (hold on to your hats, and take a seat... this is going to blow your mind) a LESBIAN and has a crazy YouTube channel. She lives in a trailer with two cats (what?!).

    I watched a couple of her videos and she's a little nutty, but is outspoken about gay rights, etc. so I can't be too critical. I guess this is what happens when you're obese and live an alternative life on the Internet.

    Wait... I just described myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyin_w View Post
    a few life lessons here.
    Never drive a minivan, or use it as a prop to shoot a badazz video.
    Avoid mcdonald's 3 x a day for years - it'll show.
    Limited gene pools should never reproduce.

    hahahahahaaaaa!!
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    I mean, where do you begin? There's so much material it is overwhelming.

    one of my favorite moments is at the 1:27, 1:28 mark. in the middle of her rant, for a split second she loses control and ever so slightly flinches. That is just awesome. "I am a bad-ass mother...whoa...what was I saying? Oh yeah..."


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    i just thought it was hilarious that she cant even complete a sentence without sucking wind.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    "i can get lower"... omfg im in tears. she gets any lower shes gonna need a tow motor to get her back up. the irony of a morbidly obese chick calling someone else a fatass...wow. just...wow.
    I predict in a few years she will regret capping the insult at 600lbs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    i just thought it was hilarious that she cant even complete a sentence without sucking wind.
    Dude. You were right. The "moves" demonstration is side splitting. All the speed and fury of a water aerobics class at a nursing home.

    A million thanks Dion.
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    I think I've seen that "attitude" right here on the MTBR forums. Could she be one of our posters? Hmmmmmm.......maybe she's from Australia? No, but maybe from Britain? Nah, it's gotta be New York City. I think I'll check out the Clyde forum and look for clues. I'll report back with anything I find.
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    umm did she just call some one else fat? And what is with the banadana is it holding some thing in?

    it is just as bad as the mean ginger

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    I think they should get together.

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    careful, she has a low center of gravity...
    broadcasting from
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    build trail!

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    Thanks for that video Dion. But next time put a warning label in front of it. Warning : Possibly 5 minutes of your life you could have spent being productive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Well, come to find out, she's a (hold on to your hats, and take a seat... this is going to blow your mind) a LESBIAN and has a crazy YouTube channel. She lives in a trailer with two cats (what?!).

    I watched a couple of her videos and she's a little nutty, but is outspoken about gay rights, etc. so I can't be too critical. I guess this is what happens when you're obese and live an alternative life on the Internet.

    Wait... I just described myself.
    Wait a minute, you're a morbidly obese lesbian who lives in a trailer park?? I never would have guessed that by looking at your pictures.
    Ahhhh...Ahhhh....it's the hammy, it's the hammy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Thanks for that video Dion. But next time put a warning label in front of it. Warning : Possibly 5 minutes of your life you could have spent being productive.
    You're in the OC. How productive were you really planning to be
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    That depends. Can you go fvck yourself?

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    What the fvck was that all about? My head just asploded.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam_B. View Post
    You're in the OC. How productive were you really planning to be
    Sorry I lost my mind there for a minute and forgot where I was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    Wait a minute, you're a morbidly obese lesbian who lives in a trailer park?? I never would have guessed that by looking at your pictures.

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    What up Blasé? You wanna hang sometime?
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    Wait a minute, you're a morbidly obese lesbian who lives in a trailer park?? I never would have guessed that by looking at your pictures.
    I am.

    I wear cargo shorts and flannel shirts with skate shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I am.

    I wear cargo shorts and flannel shirts with skate shoes.
    I'm not buying it, you're missing one crucial element.....the crew cut.
    Ahhhh...Ahhhh....it's the hammy, it's the hammy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    I'm not buying it, you're missing one crucial element.....the crew cut.
    I know, I need a crew cut with some kind of mullet'ish duck tail, long hair thing sticking out the back. Damn!

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    i'll admit it, she could kick my ass with one hand. but on the upside i could briskly walk away from her to escape.

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    And he/she would come across as a lot scarier if he/she ditched the bandana and sported one of these hats.>>>The Original Cheesehead Hat
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    "i can get lower"... omfg im in tears. she gets any lower shes gonna need a tow motor to get her back up. the irony of a morbidly obese chick calling someone else a fatass...wow. just...wow.
    Every fat person I've ever met doesn't think they're fat because there's always someone fatter.

    and I didn't even click on the video. I thought it was going to be some dummy that watches too many UFC events and then thinks they can fight.

    and I had no idea if that was a guy or a chick.

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    wow... I am going to have to make sure I don't run into her when I am in Morgantown next time. I'd hate to ruin my car..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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