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    Stop complaining about the cost of the off topic, topic.

    A 24K gold mountain bike can be yours for 1 million $$$$$$$$$$$$$

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    Bike Mechanic: Special Thanks to owner, Sukeun Chun, of Veloworks Bicycles in Santa Monica, California, USA.

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    Frame: Salsa Mukluk XL 21” (Aluminum)
    Fork: Salsa Fargo
    Hubs: Salsa (Aluminum)
    Seat: Selle SMP Pro Ricamata custom with chocolate alligator leather
    Seat Clamp: Salsa
    Skewers: Salsa
    Chain Ring: Salsa 36 tooth
    Chain Guide: MRP
    Chain: AMC / gold colored chain
    Pedals: VP Components -001, end cap customized by THSG and encrusted with Black Diamonds and Golden Sapphires
    Handle Bar and Stem: Shimano PRO FRS Riser 20
    Seat post: Shimano PRO Vibe 7s
    Tooth Cassette: Shimano SLX 36 tooth
    Shifter: Shimano 10 speed XT Rear
    Derailleur: Shimano 10 speed XTR Shadow Plus
    Cranks: Shimano Alivo
    Crank Bottom bracket: Phil Wood
    Brakes: Avid Ball bearing Disc brakes
    Brake Pads: Jagwire / gold color
    Rim Wheels: Surly Rolling Darryl’s (4 inch wide)
    Rubber Tire: Surly Front / Endomorph 3.7 (3.7” wide) 29” tall; Back / Larry 3.8 (3.8” wide)
    Tubes: Inova Front / 26 x 4.0 (tube size – #20310503); Back / 26 x 3.8 (tube size – #20310430)
    Rim Strip: Surly – Color Red
    Cable Covers: Jagwire / gold color
    Handlebar Grips: PDW (Portland Design Works) – Chocolate brown saddle leather “Whiskey Grips”
    Emblem: The House of Solid Gold’s logo “THSG” is totally encrusted with over (600) (6.0 carats) of Black Diamonds and (500) (4.5 carats) of Golden Sapphires
    Water Bottle Cage: Bicycle Company – Arundel
    Water Bottle: Klean Kanteen (Stainless Steel)
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    You can probably get it on Amazon for $1299.00 plus FREE SHIPPING!  (if you're a PRIME member)
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    It's a bling'n phatty!!!
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    Looks heavy. I wonder how the weight weenie forum feels about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Looks heavy. I wonder how the weight weenie forum feels about it.
    A bunch of people that think even the air in their tires is too heavy? I think we all know the answer to that.

    On a side note, I would love to get the 24k plated XTR derailleur, BLING!
    I don't crash, I just have slightly uncontrolled dismounts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwiplague View Post
    A bunch of people that think even the air in their tires is too heavy? I think we all know the answer to that.

    On a side note, I would love to get the 24k plated XTR derailleur, BLING!
    haha. Ain't that the truth...

    Crazy Idea to decrease weight and increase stiffness

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    Does it come in a 17" frame???
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    No, but they would probably build you one up, custom, for about 3 million or so.
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    Didn't AZ win one of those awhile back?

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    Meh. I'm waiting for the Asian rip-off at half the cost.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Yeah, at 500K it'll be a bargain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Yeah, at 500K it'll be a bargain.
    Hey, shows what you can save when you throw branding and marketing out of the profit margins. And besides, most the solid gold bikes are made in Asia now days.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    It's missing a King Midas dropper post.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's missing a King Midas dropper post.
    I know, otherwise I would have ordered one already.
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    Is there a XC version available?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Didn't AZ win one of those awhile back?


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    To ride this bike, you must have at least two gold front teeth and smile wide as you pass by.

    Also, instead of a buzzing sound when rolling in freewheel, this bike makes a "ching-ching-ching-ching-ching..." sound.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Also, instead of a buzzing sound when rolling in freewheel, this bike makes a "ching-ching-ching-ching-ching..." sound.
    I always wondered what the sound of bling was. Now I know what to listen for
    I don't crash, I just have slightly uncontrolled dismounts!

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