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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
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Shake it violently then drink it.
 Originally Posted by mileslong
I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
I don't know. I'm still working on patting my head and rubbing my belly.
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some need a violent stirring...
Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
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Shake her violently.
Wait. What?
Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits
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this thread is off to a shakey start
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It's stirring alot of emotions.
Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
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I always like to stir, the pot that is.
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How's this?
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Sometimes, I question the value of my content.
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shake shake shake, shake yer booty!!
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
 Originally Posted by NicoleB28
topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!
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I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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F*ck Cancer
Eat your veggies
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I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
Break it up a bit. Couple of hard shakes then stir rhythmically slow then BANG shake the bejesus out of it then slow. Keeps them guessing
Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?
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 Originally Posted by daves4mtb
trollin' ain't easy
It's not that hard given the right boat and trolling motor.
 Originally Posted by mileslong
I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.
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 Originally Posted by daves4mtb
trollin' ain't easy
Hawg ain't no troll, a rep whore maybe but not a troll.
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Stir and keyboard at the same time?
F*ck Cancer
Eat your veggies
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You're a Tailgunner
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I'm up in the air on this. I'm going to have a cocktail and think about it.
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Nice to see this silly thread moving along smoothly.
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or violently, whichever you prefer.
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hmm tough one hawgs, I generally like to poke it.
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Apparently, shaken is the way to go
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Another vote for shake
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These guys are telling us to "shake it up"...
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...but I suppose some of us could go "stir crazy", too.
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I'm not sure if this is shaking or stirring
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^I think that qualifies as a true/blue combo. Good going!
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Depends, is it a barbed wire trapper, or a silky?
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If you shake it more than twice you're playing
with it.
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I just get done fasting through Ramadan and already you Infidels are talking about drinking and perversions? I love it!
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 Originally Posted by John Kuhl
If you shake it more than twice you're playing
with it.
How else am I going to get that last drop off?
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i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
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 Originally Posted by NicoleB
i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
BWAHAHAHA, i was just going to say that, great minds think alike..
Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story.... 
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 Originally Posted by NicoleB
i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
OOOOMG!!! You might be a Mama some day, ya know?!
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 Originally Posted by NicoleB
i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
beating tones to the most aweful commet, that has to be a mtbr first.
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
 Originally Posted by b-kul
beating tones to the most aweful commet, that has to be a mtbr first.
Yeah! Worse than stirring them after blending in the Cuisinart.... Keeps the emulsification going
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
 Originally Posted by NicoleB
i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
Works well for wives and girlfriends too.
Especially effective on hookers.
Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache
Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?
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 Originally Posted by Gerth
Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache
yeah but they'll both eventually end up begging you for money.
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
 Originally Posted by NicoleB
yeah but they'll both eventually end up begging you for money.
Never a truer word spoken!!!! Lol
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 Originally Posted by Gerth
Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache
HEY GERTH, WELCOME TO THE OC BUDDY.....Im the mod around here, if you need anything like any advice about decorum or class just give us a yell, cheers
Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story.... 
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 Originally Posted by heyyall
I'm not sure if this is shaking or stirring

I don't know, but her shaking has definitely caused something to stir. . . .
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
 Originally Posted by scatterbrained
I don't know, but her shaking has definitely caused something to stir. . . .
Just don't shake it!!!!! You'll make it throw up!!!! Lol
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
 Originally Posted by Tone's
HEY GERTH, WELCOME TO THE OC BUDDY.....Im the mod around here, if you need anything like any advice about decorum or class just give us a yell, cheers
Thanks!!!
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Stir it softly or shake it violently?
Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?
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 Originally Posted by NicoleB
i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
Ok...this one takes the Infidel Cake Award!
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 Originally Posted by Gerth
yeah, thats for sure. MTBR is an interesting bunch, were all the same kind of special here...
 Originally Posted by Optimus
Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.
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^ i want to shake you violently when i see you. it's dem shifty eyes.
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 Originally Posted by NicoleB
^ i want to shake you violently when i see you. it's dem shifty eyes.
Ohh baby! 
but then there will be a big mess and i'll have to edit my signature...
 Originally Posted by Optimus
Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.
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I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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well this thread has taken an interesting turn
 Originally Posted by Optimus
Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.
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no real rules in the OC, brudda. this thread was doomed to perversion from the start.
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On two wheels and back down.
I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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 Originally Posted by Settertude
Ridin' the short bus.
Face it, the crew here on eMpTyBeeR would require a veritable fleet of "short buses"....
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Luv the twisted acronym!
Most of the short buses fell into disuse years ago, so we may be able to cobble together a 'fleet' without too much effort.
Question is...who drives and where is the windex?
I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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windex? are you assuming Tones would mushroom stamp the windows? because he almost certainly would.
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That is my meaning, but not knowing Tones well enough to single him out--figured it applies to the whole friggin' 'croo'.
I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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I don't ride the short bus, I drive it.
"We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."
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We have one driver already!
I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.
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short bus is the choicest way to get to the gnar
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 Originally Posted by Settertude
We have one driver already!
Okay, but there is no talking on my bus. I like to hear the voices in my head.
"We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."
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 Originally Posted by sodak
Okay, but there is no talking on my bus. I like to hear the voices in my head.
Well, there damn sure ain't gonna be no windex, either. You know what would happen. The 'tards would just huff it, and soil their Dependz. Usually, you can go a whole field trip with them and only need to change their adult undergarments once, if at all.
Think of all the extra work you could have. Efficiency, mate, that's what we need with this bunch.
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Somebody ask me what I'm worried about.
 Originally Posted by mileslong
I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.
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 Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE
Somebody ask me what I'm worried about.
What are you worried about?
Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits
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 Originally Posted by dirtdawg21892
Ohh baby!
but then there will be a big mess and i'll have to edit my signature...
I hear change is good? Your nipples recover yet from the abuse?
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I found this - not sure whose it is

figured I could drop it off here until someone claimed it
Honestly... ahh I give up
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 Originally Posted by highdelll
I found this - not sure whose it is
figured I could drop it off here until someone claimed it
Dibs!
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 Originally Posted by Optimus
Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.
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