Stir it softly or shake it violently?

[SCR818]

What would you do?

[Wishful Tomcat]

I rub it gently.

[DIRTJUNKIE]

Shake it violently then drink it.

[heyyall]

I don't know. I'm still working on patting my head and rubbing my belly.

[Fishbucket]

some need a violent stirring...

[Brewtality]

Shake her violently.





Wait. What?

[Wishful Tomcat]

this thread is off to a shakey start

[Fishbucket]

It's stirring alot of emotions.

[John Kuhl]

I always like to stir, the pot that is.

[scatterbrained]

Immersion blender. . . .

[SCR818]

How's this?

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[Bro]

Why not both?

[nvphatty]

shake shake shake, shake yer booty!!

[David C]

Stirred, not shaken.

[Settertude]

Shaking brakes the ice.

[cyclelicious]

slow hand

[Settertude]

Eric.

[Gerth]

Break it up a bit. Couple of hard shakes then stir rhythmically slow then BANG shake the bejesus out of it then slow. Keeps them guessing

[DIRTJUNKIE]

trollin' ain't easy

It's not that hard given the right boat and trolling motor.

[Wishful Tomcat]

trollin' ain't easy

Hawg ain't no troll, a rep whore maybe but not a troll.

[b-kul]

depends on your timeline

[cyclelicious]

Stir and keyboard at the same time?

[Loudviking]

Does it have teeth?

[Mookie]

I'm up in the air on this. I'm going to have a cocktail and think about it.

[SCR818]

Nice to see this silly thread moving along smoothly.

[b-kul]

or violently, whichever you prefer.

[emu26]

hmm tough one hawgs, I generally like to poke it.

[heyyall]

Apparently, shaken is the way to go

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[Wishful Tomcat]

Another vote for shake

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[SCR818]

These guys are telling us to "shake it up"...

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[SCR818]

...but I suppose some of us could go "stir crazy", too.

[heyyall]

I'm not sure if this is shaking or stirring

[SCR818]

^I think that qualifies as a true/blue combo. Good going!

[Boyonabyke]

Depends, is it a barbed wire trapper, or a silky?

[John Kuhl]

If you shake it more than twice you're playing
with it.

[Old Ray]

I just get done fasting through Ramadan and already you Infidels are talking about drinking and perversions? I love it!

[Wishful Tomcat]

If you shake it more than twice you're playing
with it.

How else am I going to get that last drop off?

[NicoleB]

i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

[Tone's]

i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

BWAHAHAHA, i was just going to say that, great minds think alike..

[SCR818]

i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

OOOOMG!!! You might be a Mama some day, ya know?!

[b-kul]

i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

beating tones to the most aweful commet, that has to be a mtbr first.

[Gerth]

beating tones to the most aweful commet, that has to be a mtbr first.

Yeah! Worse than stirring them after blending in the Cuisinart.... Keeps the emulsification going

[Brewtality]

i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

Works well for wives and girlfriends too.
Especially effective on hookers.

[Gerth]

Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache

[NicoleB]

Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache

yeah but they'll both eventually end up begging you for money.

[Gerth]

yeah but they'll both eventually end up begging you for money.

Never a truer word spoken!!!! Lol

[Tone's]

Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache

HEY GERTH, WELCOME TO THE OC BUDDY.....Im the mod around here, if you need anything like any advice about decorum or class just give us a yell, cheers

[scatterbrained]

I'm not sure if this is shaking or stirring

I don't know, but her shaking has definitely caused something to stir. . . .

[Gerth]

I don't know, but her shaking has definitely caused something to stir. . . .

Just don't shake it!!!!! You'll make it throw up!!!! Lol

[Gerth]

HEY GERTH, WELCOME TO THE OC BUDDY.....Im the mod around here, if you need anything like any advice about decorum or class just give us a yell, cheers

Thanks!!!

[Gerth]

[Old Ray]

i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

Ok...this one takes the Infidel Cake Award!

[dirtdawg21892]

yeah, thats for sure. MTBR is an interesting bunch, were all the same kind of special here...

[NicoleB]

^ i want to shake you violently when i see you. it's dem shifty eyes.

[dirtdawg21892]

^ i want to shake you violently when i see you. it's dem shifty eyes.

Ohh baby!

but then there will be a big mess and i'll have to edit my signature...

[NicoleB]

thumbsup.

[Settertude]

Ridin' the short bus.

[dirtdawg21892]

well this thread has taken an interesting turn

[NicoleB]

no real rules in the OC, brudda. this thread was doomed to perversion from the start.

[Settertude]

On two wheels and back down.

[Old Ray]

Ridin' the short bus.

Face it, the crew here on eMpTyBeeR would require a veritable fleet of "short buses"....

[Settertude]

Luv the twisted acronym!
Most of the short buses fell into disuse years ago, so we may be able to cobble together a 'fleet' without too much effort.
Question is...who drives and where is the windex?

[NicoleB]

windex? are you assuming Tones would mushroom stamp the windows? because he almost certainly would.

[Settertude]

That is my meaning, but not knowing Tones well enough to single him out--figured it applies to the whole friggin' 'croo'.

[sodak]

I don't ride the short bus, I drive it.

[Settertude]

We have one driver already!

[b-kul]

short bus is the choicest way to get to the gnar

[sodak]

We have one driver already!

Okay, but there is no talking on my bus. I like to hear the voices in my head.

[Old Ray]

Okay, but there is no talking on my bus. I like to hear the voices in my head.

Well, there damn sure ain't gonna be no windex, either. You know what would happen. The 'tards would just huff it, and soil their Dependz. Usually, you can go a whole field trip with them and only need to change their adult undergarments once, if at all.
Think of all the extra work you could have. Efficiency, mate, that's what we need with this bunch.

[DIRTJUNKIE]

Somebody ask me what I'm worried about.

[Brewtality]

Somebody ask me what I'm worried about.

What are you worried about?

[Boyonabyke]

Ohh baby!

but then there will be a big mess and i'll have to edit my signature...

I hear change is good? Your nipples recover yet from the abuse?

[highdelll]

I found this - not sure whose it is



figured I could drop it off here until someone claimed it

[Bro]

I found this - not sure whose it is



figured I could drop it off here until someone claimed it

Dibs!

[dirtdawg21892]

hawt!