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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    What would you do?

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    I rub it gently.

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    Shake it violently then drink it.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    I don't know. I'm still working on patting my head and rubbing my belly.
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    some need a violent stirring...
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    Shake her violently.





    Wait. What?
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    this thread is off to a shakey start

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    It's stirring alot of emotions.
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    I always like to stir, the pot that is.

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    How's this?

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    Why not both?
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    shake shake shake, shake yer booty!!
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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Stirred, not shaken.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Shaking brakes the ice.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    slow hand
    F*ck Cancer

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    Eric.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Break it up a bit. Couple of hard shakes then stir rhythmically slow then BANG shake the bejesus out of it then slow. Keeps them guessing
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daves4mtb View Post
    trollin' ain't easy
    It's not that hard given the right boat and trolling motor.
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daves4mtb View Post
    trollin' ain't easy
    Hawg ain't no troll, a rep whore maybe but not a troll.

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    depends on your timeline

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    Stir and keyboard at the same time?

    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Does it have teeth?
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    I'm up in the air on this. I'm going to have a cocktail and think about it.

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    Nice to see this silly thread moving along smoothly.

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    or violently, whichever you prefer.

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    hmm tough one hawgs, I generally like to poke it.

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    Apparently, shaken is the way to go

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    Another vote for shake

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    These guys are telling us to "shake it up"...

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    ...but I suppose some of us could go "stir crazy", too.

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    I'm not sure if this is shaking or stirring

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    ^I think that qualifies as a true/blue combo. Good going!

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    Depends, is it a barbed wire trapper, or a silky?

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    If you shake it more than twice you're playing
    with it.

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    I just get done fasting through Ramadan and already you Infidels are talking about drinking and perversions? I love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    If you shake it more than twice you're playing
    with it.
    How else am I going to get that last drop off?

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    i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.

    BWAHAHAHA, i was just going to say that, great minds think alike..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
    OOOOMG!!! You might be a Mama some day, ya know?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
    beating tones to the most aweful commet, that has to be a mtbr first.

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    beating tones to the most aweful commet, that has to be a mtbr first.
    Yeah! Worse than stirring them after blending in the Cuisinart.... Keeps the emulsification going
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
    Works well for wives and girlfriends too.
    Especially effective on hookers.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerth View Post
    Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache
    yeah but they'll both eventually end up begging you for money.
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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

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    yeah but they'll both eventually end up begging you for money.
    Never a truer word spoken!!!! Lol
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerth View Post
    Yeah but the hookers are louder than babies. Always screaming stop don't stop don't stop don't stop! Gives me a headache
    HEY GERTH, WELCOME TO THE OC BUDDY.....Im the mod around here, if you need anything like any advice about decorum or class just give us a yell, cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I'm not sure if this is shaking or stirring
    I don't know, but her shaking has definitely caused something to stir. . . .
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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Quote Originally Posted by scatterbrained View Post
    I don't know, but her shaking has definitely caused something to stir. . . .
    Just don't shake it!!!!! You'll make it throw up!!!! Lol
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    HEY GERTH, WELCOME TO THE OC BUDDY.....Im the mod around here, if you need anything like any advice about decorum or class just give us a yell, cheers
    Thanks!!!
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Stir it softly or shake it violently?

    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i dunno, but shaking violently seems to work well for babies. calms them right down.
    Ok...this one takes the Infidel Cake Award!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerth View Post
    yeah, thats for sure. MTBR is an interesting bunch, were all the same kind of special here...
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    Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.

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    ^ i want to shake you violently when i see you. it's dem shifty eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ^ i want to shake you violently when i see you. it's dem shifty eyes.
    Ohh baby!

    but then there will be a big mess and i'll have to edit my signature...
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.

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    thumbsup.
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    Ridin' the short bus.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Good job!

    well this thread has taken an interesting turn
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.

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    no real rules in the OC, brudda. this thread was doomed to perversion from the start.
    fap

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    On two wheels and back down.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    Ridin' the short bus.
    Face it, the crew here on eMpTyBeeR would require a veritable fleet of "short buses"....

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    Luv the twisted acronym!
    Most of the short buses fell into disuse years ago, so we may be able to cobble together a 'fleet' without too much effort.
    Question is...who drives and where is the windex?
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    windex? are you assuming Tones would mushroom stamp the windows? because he almost certainly would.
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    That is my meaning, but not knowing Tones well enough to single him out--figured it applies to the whole friggin' 'croo'.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    I don't ride the short bus, I drive it.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    We have one driver already!
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    short bus is the choicest way to get to the gnar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    We have one driver already!

    Okay, but there is no talking on my bus. I like to hear the voices in my head.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Okay, but there is no talking on my bus. I like to hear the voices in my head.
    Well, there damn sure ain't gonna be no windex, either. You know what would happen. The 'tards would just huff it, and soil their Dependz. Usually, you can go a whole field trip with them and only need to change their adult undergarments once, if at all.
    Think of all the extra work you could have. Efficiency, mate, that's what we need with this bunch.

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    Somebody ask me what I'm worried about.
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Somebody ask me what I'm worried about.
    What are you worried about?
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg21892 View Post
    Ohh baby!

    but then there will be a big mess and i'll have to edit my signature...

    I hear change is good? Your nipples recover yet from the abuse?

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    I found this - not sure whose it is



    figured I could drop it off here until someone claimed it
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I found this - not sure whose it is



    figured I could drop it off here until someone claimed it
    Dibs!
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    hawt!
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Hell of a jump, dawg. Even though they're baggy shorts, I'm surprised that you can fit your balls into them.

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