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    Steven Seagal defects to Russia

    Putin gives Russian passport to U.S. actor Steven Seagal in formal ceremony


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    Seagal is also batshit insane. Putin was ex-KGB and wrestles bears for fun. Together they will fight crime

    By Associated Press
    Fri., Nov. 25, 2016

    MOSCOW—President Vladimir Putin has given a Russian passport to U.S. action film star Steven Seagal, calling it a sign of a thaw in relations with the United States.

    The 64-year old actor has been a regular visitor to Russia in recent years and has accompanied Putin to several martial arts events.

    Seagal also has vocally defended the Russian leader’s policies and criticized the U.S. government.

    After awarding Seagal citizenship through a presidential decree earlier this month, Putin hosted the actor at the Kremlin on Friday and handed him the passport.
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    He's flown the nest


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    Lol. Good riddance. He's like some other dude that's married a bunch of times and likes Russia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Seagal is also batshit insane.
    You think Putin is insane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drwx View Post
    Holey smokes, I looked up that website....the malleability of the human mind is frightening.

    I find Putin's stated favorite books telling. Especially juxtaposed to our own political leaders.
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    Obama can't even dance. No way that guy's black!

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    Those floppy arms



    I don't think he could run up that hill in the condition he is in today! He would have to be airlifted with Russian helicopter.
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    man hes gotten fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    man hes gotten fat.
    More crappy movies = cheaper, high calorie meals. Probably eats from the same menu as the new Gropenfuhrer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    ...the new Gropenfuhrer.
    Trump's probably gonna invent a new armed force that all they do is look after the President and his cronies, and call 'em the SS or sumthin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Trump's probably gonna invent a new armed force that all they do is look after the President and his cronies, and call 'em the SS or sumthin.
    More like the Ass Ass.

    Edit: And they'll have hired killers called ass-ass-ins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    new Gropenfuhrer.
    hahaha
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    Dude, I like that! "Der Gropenfuhrer"

    Nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Dude, I like that! "Der Gropenfuhrer"

    Nice
    I can't take credit, it was in Doonesbury years ago, referring to Ahhhnollld. But it applies here, as well.

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    Bummer. He was a quality ass kicker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Dude, I like that! "Der Gropenfuhrer"

    Nice
    Funny, "Obergruppenführer John Smith" is a lead character in The Man in the High Castle
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    Very strange, very strange indeed.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Anyway, nice muumuu.
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    It's interesting how almost all his movie titles are three words long, none of them being longer than two syllables. (eg Out for Justice, Above the Law, Hard to Kill etc. ) There's a certain idiotic zen-ness to them. His next movie should be "Quantum of Sausage"



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    His sister is Al Bundy's wife.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's interesting how almost all his movie titles are three words long, none of them being longer than two syllables. (eg Out for Justice, Above the Law, Hard to Kill etc. ) There's a certain idiotic zen-ness to them. His next movie should be "Quantum of Sausage"



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    Or "Where's the Borscht?"

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    Under siege is the best Segal movie.

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    Anybody seen richie???!?
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    wat iz that ?? blak shu polish ??

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    Same crumby production crew that launch jlo'z music vid's I believe
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    His sister is Al Bundy's wife.



    Just saying, again.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Tell us about Al Bundy's daughter.
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    She's a lovely little thang, a bit rebellious but that just adds to her overall appeal.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Having a daughter like Kelly could drive a man to drink.

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    edit, there it is!

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    LOL good find.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Can we get Dennis Rodman in on this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKL View Post
    Can we get Dennis Rodman in on this?
    No shit, another wack job. Send him off to North Korea.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    She's a lovely little thang, a bit rebellious but that just adds to her overall appeal.
    Like the actress from Weird Science
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    He recently claimed to have invented the MMA front kick. Lying turd.

    He is also an honorary sheriff's deputy of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. The late Sheriff Harry Lee was a fan.

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    I can't help but see the timing of this and Trump into office. Maybe he has some inside knowledge of ours versus Russia's nuclear capability.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Every Steven Seagal topic needs this


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    the new arms flailing/chest slap dance moves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    the new arms flailing/chest slap dance moves.
    He dances like he runs. I want this to be the new confused Travolta
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    Looks like he's dreaming about being in a fight using nunchucks.
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    Executive Decision is the best Seagal movie ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    His sister is Al Bundy's wife.
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    His sister is Al Bundy's wife. Just saying, again.
    You got me curious. Google does not verify this claim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You got me curious. Google does not verify this claim.
    You should ask Picard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You got me curious. Google does not verify this claim.
    Ahh I stand corrected. I heard it years ago and assumed it to be true. Upon further research it appears it's been a long running rumor but it's just that, a rumor. It's been so long since I heard this in my eyes they'll always be kin.

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You got me curious. Google does not verify this claim.

    Names are spelled differently. Sagal versus Seagal
    Different parents.

    Other than that...
    So many trails... so little time...

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    Yeah, those are pretty big factors in a brother/sister relationship.

    Especially the "same parents" one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by armii View Post
    Executive Decision is the best Seagal movie ever.
    Under Siege, no one reason. Overall a great flick.

    I like cake scenes.


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