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    STAR SIGNS, What are you? MTBR social study of personalities..

    Thought this might be an interesting thread, im not a star sign freak but i do believe that the season not so much month you were born in might have some influence into the person you are.
    Anybody got star signs they get on with better than others?
    Any funny traits of signs you want to put in here?

    Do you know your chinese star sign (Animal)

    OK I'll start--

    Im a GEMINI (the only star sign you can get into bed with and have a threesome with only two people in the bed, foursome if you have 2 geminis..

    My chinese sign is a RABBIT, born in 75.....

    I thought this might be an interesting thread to see if you feel a connection or share things in common with others on here of your same star sign?

    Cheers trendsetters....
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    I'm a Taurus. I dont think the Chinese calendar goes that far back for my birth year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I'm a Taurus. I dont think the Chinese calendar goes that far back for my birth year.
    Norts my mums a Taurus, shes very difficult n stubborn to say the least, but shes a very kind person, that is to anybody shes not related too lol
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    Scorpio. I've never paid much attention to astrology so I just looked up what Scorpios are supposed to be like. Wow! It sure explains a lot.

    My lady is a Scorpio too and we always check each other for weapons when we sit down to have a discussion. According to what I read, that's a good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Scorpio. I've never paid much attention to astrology so I just looked up what Scorpios are supposed to be like. Wow! It sure explains a lot.

    My lady is a Scorpio too and we always check each other for weapons when we sit down to have a discussion. According to what I read, that's a good idea.
    Ninja, my first long term girlfriend was a scorpio, watch out, if she got angry she would attack while i was sleepin, honestly sometimes i wondered if i was gonna be slaughtered in my sleep, very one tracked mind when she had a mission, heart of gold but she could be a mean ***** when she wanted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Ninja, my first long term girlfriend was a scorpio, watch out, if she got angry she would attack while i was sleepin, honestly sometimes i wondered if i was gonna be slaughtered in my sleep, very one tracked mind when she had a mission, heart of gold but she could be a mean ***** when she wanted.
    Yup. I've been with this lady since she was 15 years old (sort of).
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    I am a Taurus, and Taureans do not believe in astrology.

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    Sirius waxing Uranus.

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    virgo and I am a rat (sept)72

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    Scorpio with a Dog year.

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    Capricorn here. My best female mate would be a Taurus. I married a Libra.

    I was born in the year of the SNAKE!!! Sweeeet, I love snakes!!!

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    ^^^ Hawg, you DONT wanna ''boxed up king brown'' not only do they get bloody big, but they are real bad motherf**kers, ive seen a video in slowmo of a woman ridin on a single track and a brown on the side of the trail using it as a highway for food as they do, stand up 1m into the air, strike her tyre then chase her for a few meters down the trail, they are known here along with taipans as bloody mean snakes.
    They are the one n only snake i fear on the trails, im not sending you one Hawg lol....
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    Alright, I guess I'll be the first Pisces in here.

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    scorpio on saggitarius cusp. dunno what chinese thing i am but i was born in 67.

    my ex was a scorpio too. best sex i have ever had, but she was crazy as a sh!thouse rat- and she did wake me from a sound sleep several times by whoopin on me over some imaginary slight i had done to her. if i ever get married again it wont be to a scorpio woman- but ill happily have an affair with one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    scorpio on saggitarius cusp. dunno what chinese thing i am but i was born in 67.

    my ex was a scorpio too. best sex i have ever had, but she was crazy as a sh!thouse rat- and she did wake me from a sound sleep several times by whoopin on me over some imaginary slight i had done to her. if i ever get married again it wont be to a scorpio woman- but ill happily have an affair with one.
    OMG!! What a crack up! I lived with a Scorpio chick for 2 1/2 years a while ago. I agree, the best sex ever. That chick always wanted it! But she was nuts, too and she was so wrapped up in sex that she started screwing around on me so I booted her azz OUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    scorpio on saggitarius cusp. dunno what chinese thing i am but i was born in 67.

    my ex was a scorpio too. best sex i have ever had, but she was crazy as a sh!thouse rat- and she did wake me from a sound sleep several times by whoopin on me over some imaginary slight i had done to her. if i ever get married again it wont be to a scorpio woman- but ill happily have an affair with one.
    LOL big T, scorpios are not the sort of women you wanna go havin an affair with because if you do, when it stops she will make sure every other part of you life stops at the same time, lol dont worry about that, a scorpio scorned is a very very dangerous beast......
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    my ex was a scorpio too. best sex i have ever had, but she was crazy as a sh!thouse.
    ^^^This and

    My exwife was a scorpio as well. My take on scorpio women in video below.

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    here yah go...

    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing jerk.

    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting you power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot.

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.

    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a ****.

    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps.

    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Librae die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpio are murdered.

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarii are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ****ed.

    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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    BWAHAHAHAHA, funny stuff, heres mine

    GEMINI, '' You are a quick and intelligent thinker, people like you because you are bisexual, however you are inclined to expect too much for too little, this means you are a bastard,
    Geminis are NOTORIOUS FOR THRIVING ON INCEST............''

    Pure 24k gold, cheers singlesprocket, very funny mate
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    My ex also is a Scorpio. Run! :-)

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    Libra Dog. almost a scorpio. wish i was. Libra is boring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Libra Dog. almost a scorpio. wish i was. Libra is boring.
    No there not boring at all Nic, my special lady is a libra, she is very caring, loving, loyal, and has an extreme connection to the planet and energy ,so much so she has made a very successful business out of it in the heart of the city, and i know other librans that are very special too, so be content, your under a great sign........
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    but it's a stupid SCALE. i want to be a cool animal!
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    Libra girls rule!!! I married one! Sweetest person I have ever known!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    but it's a stupid SCALE. i want to be a cool animal!
    But you can measure things !!!!!
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    not only that, but i got room for two
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    My wife is also a Libra. It looks like libra women are the type to settle down with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I am Gemini /Boar


    Twice the fun but never boring
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    What a bunch of whimps! I've been with the same Scorpio girl for 37 years (off and on). She doesn't scare me a bit. And yes, best sex ever.

    Live a little! It keeps you young.

    Ninja, my first long term girlfriend was a scorpio, watch out, if she got angry she would attack while i was sleepin, honestly sometimes i wondered if i was gonna be slaughtered in my sleep, very one tracked mind when she had a mission, heart of gold but she could be a mean ***** when she wanted.
    My ex also is a Scorpio. Run! :-)
    LOL big T, scorpios are not the sort of women you wanna go havin an affair with because if you do, when it stops she will make sure every other part of you life stops at the same time, lol dont worry about that, a scorpio scorned is a very very dangerous beast......
    my ex was a scorpio too. best sex i have ever had, but she was crazy as a sh!thouse rat- and she did wake me from a sound sleep several times by whoopin on me over some imaginary slight i had done to her. if i ever get married again it wont be to a scorpio woman- but ill happily have an affair with one.
    OMG!! What a crack up! I lived with a Scorpio chick for 2 1/2 years a while ago. I agree, the best sex ever. That chick always wanted it! But she was nuts, too and she was so wrapped up in sex that she started screwing around on me so I booted her azz OUT!
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    Nicole, did you read singlesprockets star chart above, it says all libran women a whores, but artistic but you will die of a STD, lol............
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    Taurus and dragon.

    However, I have yet to find a 'character profile' for either of those that I can fully relate to all the traits mentioned about them. Everyone I read always is like 1 - yep, 2. nope exact opposite, 3 - nope exact opposite, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    but it's a stupid SCALE. i want to be a cool animal!

    You could be a coke dealer....
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    here yah go...

    Aquarius (january 20 – february 18)

    you have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing jerk.

    Pisces (february 19 – march 20)

    you have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the fbi or cia. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting you power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot.

    Aries (march 21 – april 19)

    you are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

    Taurus (april 20 – may 20)

    you are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

    Gemini (may 21 – june 20)

    you are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (june 21 – july 22)

    you are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a ****.

    Leo (july 23 – august 22)

    you consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most leo are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

    Virgo (august 23 – september 22)

    you are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps.

    Libra (september 23 – october 22)

    you are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most libra women are whores. All librae die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (october 23 – november 21)

    you are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most scorpio are murdered.

    Sagittarius (november 22 – december 21)

    you are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of sagittarii are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ****ed.

    Capricorn (december 22 – january 19)

    you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
    everybody please read this chart, its 24k gold lol :d:d
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Nicole, did you read singlesprockets star chart above, it says all libran women a whores, but artistic but you will die of a STD, lol............
    But according to that I'm more Aries/Virgo than Taurus. Also being that there's no mention of male whores, I'm none of them as far as that goes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLNC View Post
    male whores
    redundant much?
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    XLNC, Mate you'll always be a male whore to me brother
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    redundant much?
    Perhaps it is, but that does not make it absolute.


    The generally accepted qualifer for such a statement is "readily participates in an orgy with just fat chicks....."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Nicole, did you read singlesprockets star chart above, it says all libran women a whores, but artistic but you will die of a STD, lol............
    sounds about right. i was almost a scorpio....some of the things are true

    except the part about killing people in their sleep. not yet.
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    I don't know what you people are talking about. There are only two signs!

    1. Leo

    2. Those that wish they were a Leo



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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    sounds about right. i was almost a scorpio....some of the things are true

    except the part about killing people in their sleep. not yet.
    Me too. Oct 20th.
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    actually, i do recall flipping my shyt at 2 am at my bf for something trivial, and he ran to the basement with a sleeping bag while i flailed and screached from the loft balcony.
    he was afraid to come home the next night. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    actually, i do recall flipping my shyt at 2 am at my bf for something trivial, and he ran to the basement with a sleeping bag while i flailed and screached from the loft balcony.
    he was afraid to come home the next night. haha
    Sounds like a classic case of a Libra with Scorpio complex.
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    haha, all he ever dated was psychotic looney bin girls, and claims i'm the least crazy so it's ok. poor kid cant ever catch a break thats what you get when you try to date "artists"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noobi-Wan Kenobi View Post
    I don't know what you people are talking about. There are only two signs!

    1. Leo

    2. Those that wish they were a Leo



    My mom and work colleague are both Leos. The reason I get along so well with Leos is that I let them know that I agree with that statement.
    Leos like being the boss
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    That chart is awesome.

    Libra
    Rabbit

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    Is that The Onion?


    Libra and goat.
    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    another fellow Leeb!

    Hey skull, nice rep count
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    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Hey skull, nice rep count
    I like yours, too.

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    scary...

    same here... Gemini and Rabbit...

    i need to do some research now...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Thought this might be an interesting thread, im not a star sign freak but i do believe that the season not so much month you were born in might have some influence into the person you are.
    Anybody got star signs they get on with better than others?
    Any funny traits of signs you want to put in here?

    Do you know your chinese star sign (Animal)

    OK I'll start--

    Im a GEMINI (the only star sign you can get into bed with and have a threesome with only two people in the bed, foursome if you have 2 geminis..

    My chinese sign is a RABBIT, born in 75.....

    I thought this might be an interesting thread to see if you feel a connection or share things in common with others on here of your same star sign?

    Cheers trendsetters....

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    My number 2 wife was a Scorpio and beat my ass
    while I was a sleep. Then had the nerve to tell me I
    feel out of bed. That girl was plumb crazy, and the
    sex wasn't all that good anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    BWAHAHAHAHA, funny stuff, heres mine

    GEMINI, '' You are a quick and intelligent thinker, people like you because you are bisexual, however you are inclined to expect too much for too little, this means you are a bastard,
    Geminis are NOTORIOUS FOR THRIVING ON INCEST............''

    Pure 24k gold, cheers singlesprocket, very funny mate
    thanks tones

    here's mine

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
    broadcasting from
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    build trail!

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    I am an Aries, Rabbit, and apparently medium INTJ personality (all of which I've learned here on MTBR).

    Apparently, I can be quite a jerk ...

    I never thought I'd learn so much about myself.
    '11 Specialized Enduro Expert for the trails
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    ah geez... i am sorry to hear that... keep your chin up pal...




    Quote Originally Posted by Tystevens View Post
    I am an Aries, Rabbit, and apparently medium INTJ personality (all of which I've learned here on MTBR).

    Apparently, I can be quite a jerk ...

    I never thought I'd learn so much about myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    scary...

    same here... Gemini and Rabbit...

    i need to do some research now...
    Wouldnt you know it? Osokolo n Tone'a both Gemini/Rabbits, very very interesting.. just uncanny .......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Month - Libra; Year - Pig.

    The balance of it is something I'd rather not discuss....

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    Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot



    HAHA!! 2 for 2!
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
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    Too much vog, brah, too much vog!

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    Cancer and dog. Cancer A though, after the cusp. Not the overly sensitive, moody and withdrawn Cancers with July birthdays.
    Ripping trails and tipping ales

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    Had to google it.

    Zodiac: Taurus
    Chinese: Ox

    Looks like I need to be pulling a plow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Had to google it.

    Zodiac: Taurus
    Chinese: Ox

    Looks like I need to be pulling a plow...
    How ironic, I checked mine and I am a Taurus - Sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    How ironic, I checked mine and I am a Taurus - Sheep.
    sheep?

    that will generate some interest around here... won't mention names...

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    ^^^ LOL! Time to embed that video again?

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    ^^^ Naaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    sheep?

    that will generate some interest around here... won't mention names...
    What interest ?????
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    What interest ?????

    Can you say Lanoline.

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    Thanks to Boris bumping this thread up there... I wouldn't have seen it!

    Taurus/ Monkey here, a mischievous Bull... Married to a Scorpio! Oh Jeez, that explains it! Good thing I am such a red bellied commie liberal so I can put up with it...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Im a Libra. And a sheep. Baaaa mother f--cker
    No moss...

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    Us Sagitarians don't believe in that crap!

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