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    Couldn't share on Facebook, so you dirt bags will have to suffice.

    I shared a post from a friend's wife who's fighting cancer. I added the caption "Fvck cancer", except on FB they don't police morality, so Fvck was spelled correctly. No big deal. Except I'm friends w my 93 year old grandmother. And she liked the post. Do'h!


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    Facebook doesn't police morality? that's new to me. they don't bother much with language but they do dabble with policing what people share.

    pretty funny about your grandmother. My 86y/o grandmother is pretty clueless about computers even though she has one. I think all she does on it is solitaire.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC View Post
    Couldn't share on Facebook, so you dirt bags will have to suffice.

    I shared a post from a friend's wife who's fighting cancer. I added the caption "Fvck cancer", except on FB they don't police morality, so Fvck was spelled correctly. No big deal. Except I'm friends w my 93 year old grandmother. And she liked the post. Do'h!


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    When I'm 93, I'm going to swear like a sailor.

    And you're right. Cancer sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    Facebook doesn't police morality? that's new to me. they don't bother much with language but they do dabble with policing what people share.

    pretty funny about your grandmother. My 86y/o grandmother is pretty clueless about computers even though she has one. I think all she does on it is solitaire.
    Yeah. The technology gap that my grandmother has seen is pretty amazing. She grew up in a house without indoor plumbing. And today she posts on Facebook from an iPad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    When I'm 93, I'm going to swear like a sailor.

    And you're right. Cancer sucks.
    I already swear like a one-eyed carpenter, can't imagine how much I will swear when my skinny is saggy, my kids don't visit, dick doesn't work right and my mind is all fuzzy. Probably like a drunk one-eyed carpenter.
    Try this: HTFU

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    Hmmm. Intriguing.
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    How about MTBR? Let's check...

    **** - the F-Word
    **** - waste matter hits the fan
    Dick - friend of Tom and Harry
    **** - the C-word sounds like punt
    ***** - another term for a cat
    ***** - doe a deer, a female dog
    ******* - aka the chocolate starfish
    ****** - a brit term for sticks of wood, tied together and used as fuel for a fire
    ****** - the unspeakable n-word unless you're one

    Hmmm...looks like it's okay to say **** and dick.
    Last edited by Gundam168; 04-26-2013 at 11:57 PM.

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    ****, Dick's in the ****

    Nice one Ken, most oldies are cooler than we give them credit for, at least that's what I tell my kids

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    Fvck cancer... and your grandma is badass
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gundam168 View Post
    How about MTBR? Let's check...

    Fuck - the F-Word
    **** - waste matter hits the fan
    Dick - friend of Tom and Harry
    Cunt - the C-word sounds like punt
    Pussy - another term for a cat
    Bitch - doe a deer, a female dog
    Asshole - aka the chocolate starfish
    Faggot - a brit term for sticks of wood, tied together and used as fuel for a fire
    Nigger - the unspeakable n-word unless you're one

    Hmmm...looks like it's okay to say **** and dick.
    Hmm, seems to work ok from here
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Last time i heard a 94 year old woman swear like that was when i had the old girls legs around my neck in the nursing home up the road....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gundam168 View Post
    Hmmm...looks like it's okay to say **** and dick.
    And now I have plans for Sunday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Fvck cancer... and your grandma is badass
    You don't know the half of it. She lost her arm in a car wreck when she was 18 years old.

    A truth is stranger than fiction story:

    My grandfather was a hobo during the depression. His leg was cut off by a train he was trying to hop.

    My grandparents met at work. My grandmother was a receptionist and my grandfather was a salesman at an artificial limb factory.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC View Post
    You don't know the half of it. ... salesman at an artificial limb factory. .
    where they make those cell towers to look like 'real' trees?



    pssh, blends right in - white pine doesn't grow here? Now it does
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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