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    So I guess the new commercials are "Snackin' with Sasquatch"???

    I personally like the "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercials better...the older ones were the best..


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    I hadn't seen that one yet and I agree, it was pretty weak. Perhaps if they put more money into the jerky to make it better, they wouldn't need so many commercials.

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    Wow, that's weak.

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    I'm p!ssed guys
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    Yeah, I prefer the Sasquatch farting in the fire.
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    wow that was weaksauce. why dont people ever learn, if it aint broke, dont fcuk with it?
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    So long as they don't get the clueless fcuks from Finding Bigfoot they have a chance to bring the commercials back from the lame.
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    priceless

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    ^ my favorite. You know, a 29er would have made a bigger splash. we should probably debate that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    wow that was weaksauce. why dont people ever learn, if it aint broke, dont fcuk with it?
    Agreed! I like the one where they're kicking the football and go all Charlie Brown on sasquatch
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    Ya not really a fan of the new ones. Liked the old ones better. Wonder if they got some complaints from weak minded pee pee holes that Sasquatch got it's feeling hurt..

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    It was probably considered animal abuse because the actors were portraying "picking" on an animal, so they changed it because some pansy b*tches complained. Just my .02
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    I heard that PETA got involved...

    Also, something about the cavemen from the Progressive commercials inviting the Squatch to join them in a new union that promotes equality for all "Advanced Primate" Film and Television workers.
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    New Squatch video, where were you Srss?


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    Iiiiiiii dunno
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    Just found a new Sasquatch video.It's very disturbing. mature audiences only!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    New Squatch video, where were you Srss?


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    that nerdy kid reporter looked like he was hangin out on some singletrack...
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    I just saw a "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercial that ended with the hairy monster throwing a big snake into the camper full of people that had been fxcking with him.

    Never seen that one before... anybody???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I just saw a "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercial that ended with the hairy monster throwing a big snake into the camper full of people that had been fxcking with him.

    Never seen that one before... anybody???
    This one?



    It just came out. Funny as fvck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying-Monkey View Post
    I heard that PETA got involved...

    Also, something about the cavemen from the Progressive commercials inviting the Squatch to join them in a new union that promotes equality for all "Advanced Primate" Film and Television workers.
    Sasquatch has been recruited by another company (not sure if this is a promotion)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    This one?



    It just came out. Funny as fvck.
    Yes, sir. Dat be da one!
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    Still funny commercials
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