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    Sitting too long on the toilet and the legs go numb

    HELP! I was listening to "Inna Godda Divita" and MTBR'ing and I'm stuck!
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Keep flushing until you float yourself off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caffeine powered View Post
    help! I was listening to "inna godda divita"
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    I was sitting for a #2 when the building management decided to turn off our water.

    They gave us no warning, so now there's a poopie sitting in the toilet until further notice.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    this thread is for teh win !

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    Speaking of I could drop a steamer right about now!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Keep flushing until you float yourself off.
    The question is : float yourself with ?....
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    That is FAF! I spit all over my computer screen...
    Sorry to be the grammar police but, it's in-a-gadda-da-vida.

    You didn't happen to post this around 4:20 did you?

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    Sitting too long on the toilet and the legs go numb.
    You do know this could have been avoided had you been a hoverer.
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    Maybe you need a "Specialized Body Geometry Toilet Seat".

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    Here I sit all broken hearted........

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    Try singing this:
    "The International

    Arise ye workers from your slumbers
    Arise ye prisoners of want"

    Prescribed routinely against erectile disfunction, but may be helpful in your case as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    I was sitting for a #2 when the building management decided to turn off our water.

    They gave us no warning, so now there's a poopie sitting in the toilet until further notice.
    I think you still get one flush, assuming the water closet was full when you began.

    You just left it in there for fun didn't you?!?!

    I would have...
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    Thanks Caffeine Powered now every time I see you post I have "THIS" vision. Pants around your ankles and stuck to the toilet seat. Make it stop please make it stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Thanks Caffeine Powered now every time I see you post I have "THIS" vision. Pants around your ankles and stuck to the toilet seat. Make it stop please make it stop.
    Like if he was the only one potty posting
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    pooping should never take that long. how could you just sit in your own stink like that? the poop residue is drying up on your bunghole. not good.

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    try an upper-decker. this might move some of the pressure on your legs to other areas.

    -It's time to shred some mild to moderate gnar!!

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    that is why they invented padded seats
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    Isn't that what happened to Elvis?

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    It's called sh!thouse polio, it can lead to major crash injuries. Helmets and pads aren't just for biking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    Wow...wtf???
    Riding.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Wow...wtf???
    I remember that story. I like the last paragraph, this is the boyfriend speaking. Boyfriend tells authoritys "I brought food and water and asked her to come out every day". WTF Hello 2 years of this, Duh! The top of the gene pool there. Here's your sign Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign" New - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    pooping should never take that long. how could you just sit in your own stink like that? the poop residue is drying up on your bunghole. not good.
    BWAHAHAHAHA, 'the residue is drying up on your bung hole'

    OP, what the hell are you doing sitting on the toilet so long your legs go numb, your not playing with yourself to the aroma of your own poop are you?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by spooney2 View Post
    Isn't that what happened to Elvis?
    No Elvis died of constipation while on the toilet. She refused to come out for two focking years and lived to tell about it. A slight difference.

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