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    Sex toys!!!!!

    Uhhh... Spam?
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    Oral-B cordless toothbrush........what, you started this thread.

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    Fleshliiiii... huh, what are we talking about?
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Re: Sex toys!!!!!

    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    plugs? electrical perhaps?
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    This is how they do it in the outback where AA batteries are rare.

    The put a little bit of raw meat in a 500ml empty glass coke or beer bottle, leave it on the ground for a day out in the hot sun untill its full of big blow flies, then they quickly put the lid on and bobs your uncle, a ready made ans no cost vibrator..

    True story.
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    I had a girlfriend once who loved to sit atop her washer when it was in spin cycle.
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    Realdoll what?
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
    http://about.me/bigterry

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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Re: Sex toys!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I had a girlfriend once who loved to sit atop her washer when it was in spin cycle.
    I like being a part of that event.

    Isn't there a ridiculous forum for people who buy those expensive ass silicone fake girlfriend dolls? They dress them up and take then everywhere?
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    ill take your word for it. i just know they exist. i think that hbo series real sex did an episode on them once.
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    Re: Sex toys!!!!!

    Jesus that's weird... This thread just got depressing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2d54...e_gdata_player
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    Re: Sex toys!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    This is how they do it in the outback where AA batteries are rare.

    The put a little bit of raw meat in a 500ml empty glass coke or beer bottle, leave it on the ground for a day out in the hot sun untill its full of big blow flies, then they quickly put the lid on and bobs your uncle, a ready made ans no cost vibrator..

    True story.
    I totally missed this! My ex/good friend moved to Australia last week. I'll have to let her know she's not .alone!
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikoraa View Post
    I like being a part of that event.

    Isn't there a ridiculous forum for people who buy those expensive ass silicone fake girlfriend dolls? They dress them up and take then everywhere?
    Id hit one of those 5k models if it was for free, but no after any of you peeps had hit it lol
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id hit one of those 5k models if it was for free, but no after any of you peeps had hit it lol
    hahah +1 to this.
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    Re: Sex toys!!!!!

    Sometimes I ride my Seatpost without the saddle.
    There's something about those long grueling climbs that gets my front end all stiff... And I'm not talking about lockout...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id hit one of those 5k models if it was for free, but no after any of you peeps had hit it lol
    i cant picture a real doll surviving in one piece after Tone's had his way.
    fap

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    don't worry there is an app for that
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    LOL This guys expression

    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    I'm a sex toy. Girls use me and throw
    me away.

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    The dude that invented the 5K silicone doll is from San Diego. His factory was pretty close to where I worked when,I lived there. I must be getting old because in my younger days I would have been intrigued enough to tour the factory. I never even looked into the whereabouts of the address. I guess I could post this in the "You know your getting old when" thread.
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    Sex toys!!!!!

    When the thread is rocking, don't come knocking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikoraa View Post
    Uhhh... Spam?
    But warm Spam almost feels like the real thing.
    Even better then a warm apple pie.

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    Sex toys!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    But warm Spam almost feel like the real thing.
    Even better then a warm apple pie.
    Funny yet concerning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Funny yet concerning.
    I know what you mean - those little spam molds are just not very big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I know what you mean - those little spam molds are just not very big.
    Take two loafs of Spam and hold them together.....need I go on?

    Anyways I think even an above average man (which I am not going to claim to be) can manage with that.

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