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    New question here. Scariest Member of the OC is....?

    Since I'm new I'm trying to size up the OC regs...obviously I need to read more and post less

    But in the short time I've been here, my vote would be for DIRTJUNKIE. Seems he needs the OC regs to constantly 'intertain' him and gets angry if there is no action in here. Plus he's from the Front Range and may be a sheep farmer

    'Tones may be a close second after hearing the boarding school sister panty swap incident plus he gets bonus points for being a Aussie C**t.

    If Nicole was actually a dude, she would have jumped to the top, but the stinky short thread made me tingle a little...in a good but awkward way

    Then there was the sidewalk bike crash dude who didn't last long, so he doesn't count, but he did have potential.


    am I off base here? I need to be enlightened.


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    Sometime last winter, Nicole podcast one of her fap sessions on here...that was pretty awesome. And then the OC camping trip, you shoulda been there! All the freaks came out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Sometime last winter, Nicole podcast one of her fap sessions on here..







    I'm always late to the party! If anyone saved that Nicole fap sesh PM me for my email addy
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    Lotsa cool personalities round here. Loved for different reasons. Scariest? Seems you might have potential.
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    That Kona guy is pretty scary.
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    The one's who lurks, but never post, get my vote ... Pretty sure they work for the NSA.

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    No need to be afraid of the core OC Croo.
    We may be odd, but we ain't cruel.
    Re-read a few OC Classics; ask an Aussie, OC Camping Trip, So..., etc. then check your comfort zone.
    If homophobia is a reality, be careful what you ask Tone's.
    If only comfortable with shy, demure women beware of Nic, she may row the boat to rock your world.
    If unsure that anybody here is on the level check with Dirty Sanchez, WV Bob, or Dirtjunkie.
    To insure that this is not a set up for disaster I defer you to CHUM or girlonbike, who are very kind zookeepers.
    ... and ALWAYS feel free to stir the pot!

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    Oh, look! I found a snap-shot from the camping trip. Can't remember who this was.....can't remember much of it at all.
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    i've scared boys. Their loss.
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    no doubt tone's is scariest.

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    Scariest Member of the OC is....?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    That Kona guy is pretty scary.
    Nominating your self for this is about as lame as giving yourself a nickname.


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    the scariest part is knowing i share oc tendencies..but it's all good now that i've accepted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kona0197 View Post
    that kona guy has a pretty mouth.
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    Ha,ha O.P. I've been called many thing's in my life but never scary. Some that come to mind, sexy,handsome,hot,honest,whitty,nice,mellow,low key,even tempered and some others that escape me at the moment. I guess I can now add scary to my resume.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Rawr!!! Did I scare you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Nominating your self for this is about as lame as giving yourself a nickname.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha,ha O.P. I've been called many thing's in my life but never scary. Some that come to mind, sexy,handsome,hot,honest,whitty,nice,mellow,low key,even tempered and some others that escape me at the moment. I guess I can now add scary to my resume.
    you forgot modest
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha,ha O.P. I've been called many thing's in my life but never scary. Some that come to mind, sexy,handsome,hot,honest,whitty,nice,mellow,low key,even tempered and some others that escape me at the moment. I guess I can now add scary to my resume.
    You also forgot humble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    you forgot modest


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    You also forgot humble.
    I actually forgot this little character >>
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Scary I thought the OC was the safest place in MTBR

    Isn't this where the other sub forums are


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    or is that tone's basement I get confused
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    Whoa, just a sec...
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    Hazily recall her and piggy towing tl1 to safety from the giant mudpit, as the angry crowd chased them into the darkness.
    Rumored to be another crazy who plagued the beer forum, she came only to find & rescue her beer-hating dream-man.
    Not since heard or seen, they supposedly now live on her Iowa pig farm, and are happy & sober wallowing in pig pooh.

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    Dirtjunkie is a car guy, so in my book that makes him a good
    guy, far from scary.

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    What do you mean scary?
    Scary how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Oh, look! I found a snap-shot from the camping trip. Can't remember who this was.....can't remember much of it at all.
    I wasn't at the camping trip, but is that Nicole? If so, you should add a caption that says "You have a small d**k, and I'm headed out to tell my friends."

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Oh, look! I found a snap-shot from the camping trip. Can't remember who this was.....can't remember much of it at all.
    What, no Swords? I'm not impressed with this chick, now if she was bunny hopping some kids on the trail, or at least running over some homeless guy's strawberries, now we're talking.
    Oh, and btw, if that was Nicole the pig would be on top, and if it was Tone's he'd be behind
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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKL View Post
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    I wasn't at the camping trip, but is that Nicole? If so, you should add a caption that says "You have a small d**k, and I'm headed out to tell my friends."
    That's not Nikky...Nicole actually killed this woman in the pig jousting contest. I think it was an accidental kill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    What, no Swords? I'm not impressed with this chick, now if she was bunny hopping some kids on the trail, or at least running over some homeless guy's strawberries, now we're talking.
    Oh, and btw, if that was Nicole the pig would be on top, and if it was Tone's he'd be behind
    ohh man i forgot all about those golden oldies!

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    Scariest Member of the OC is....?

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    You took it wrong. It was supposed to be funny.
    Oh don't get me wrong.
    You're all kinds of scary, but in that creepy stalker kind of way.


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    My vote is for Tone's or Nicole....and for obvious and different reasons that will remain my secret.

    BTW, and not entirely off topic: has anyone here viewed 'Pink Flamingos', by John Waters?

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    I Blocked all the scary people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    no doubt tone's is scariest.


    Phffffffffffft! Tone's seems rather normal and well adjusted for someone from Oz. Op, are we taliking about scary in the I'm gonna stab you in the neck and pull your lungs through your nostrils kinda way or something more in your face?

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    Oh don't get me wrong.
    You're all kinds of scary, but in that creepy stalker kind of way.
    Sorry, I don't try to come across that way.
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    Kona scary? No. Definitely no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    What do you mean scary?
    Scary how?

    Apparently I'm scary for trying to keep this forum rolling. Who knew >confused<
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    I ain't skeered.

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    be skeered of rockcrusher....

    he can 'disappear' your entire MTBR persona/history on a whim....including mine
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    so who is scary dirty s?

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    Scariest Member of the OC is....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    What, no Swords? I'm not impressed with this chick, now if she was bunny hopping some kids on the trail, or at least running over some homeless guy's strawberries, now we're talking.
    Oh, and btw, if that was Nicole the pig would be on top, and if it was Tone's he'd be behind
    Did she at least have skoors in her wheels?
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    Scary as in causing fear among other forum members? Not in the OC, not on mtbr, it's only reader insecure perception.

    The OC is what reminds me that I'm connected on the internet, just like the old days before the Woof Wuff Webf where it seemed we were all dogs behind keyboards.

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    you dont need skooors unless you turn REEEEL HARRD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Op, are we taliking about scary in the I'm gonna stab you in the neck and pull your lungs through your nostrils kinda way or something more in your face?
    I got this....No worries...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    be skeered of rockcrusher....

    he can 'disappear' your entire MTBR persona/history on a whim....including mine
    I dunno, I heard you were a Moron, a Spastic and Smell Bad - that's kinda scary
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Wait, why are we just giving away all our secrets to this new guy?

    I say he should have to learn the hard way, through experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Wait, why are we just giving away all our secrets to this new guy?

    I say he should have to learn the hard way, through experience.
    Well, at least he's not NSA or the gov't

    he's getting info by ASKING
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I see that perhaps no one has seen Pink Flamingos, or doesn't want to admit that they have, or they are too young. That movie scarred me for life....

    The plot of the movie centers around an attempt by a couple to seize the title of 'filthiest people on the planet' for themselves from someone else.......

    Sure sounds like Tone's and Nicole to me.....

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    Just trying to get a feel for this place and the regs


    every forum has those questionable members, you know, the entertaining ones that you would never want to actually meet in person for fear of rape.... I just want to be cautious in the internets


    I also figured it would bring up some good stories, wild tails of camping trips, fap sessions, epic rides and of course the kOOks
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Well, at least he's not NSA or the gov't

    he's getting info by ASKING
    Could be entrapment. Better bust out the tinfoil just in case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    Just trying to get a feel for this place and the regs every forum has those questionable members, you know, the entertaining ones that you would never want to actually meet in person for fear of rape....
    You should ask Tones about his undersized ring adventure with his willy. It's quite hilarious. That is if you like those sort of things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    You should ask Tones about his undersized ring adventure with his willy. It's quite hilarious. That is if you like those sort of things.
    Oh c'mon man! You had to bring back that image?! Jiminy friggin christmas! Now my day just went to hell in a handbasket.

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    Didn't Beonce [sic???] have a song about Tones? "If you love it, put a ring on it"
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    ^ hahaha!!! That's great...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    You should ask Tones about his undersized ring adventure with his willy. It's quite hilarious. That is if you like those sort of things.
    Tones will also help you get a "feel" for the place....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    you should ask tones about his undersized ring adventure with his willy. It's quite hilarious. That is if you like those sort of things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Tones will also help you get a "feel" for the place....
    Uh Oh !

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    This should be a poll, not just a thread; count my vote for Tones.
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    ask tones about adult "toys" advice... then brace yourself
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    LOL, Im coppin a bad wrap in this thread, but thanks for the mentions lol.

    Heres a few of my thought on this.

    Highdelll, because he has many conspiracy theory issues and is a genuine fruitloop just kidding Delll

    Nicole, i think we are only seeing the tip of the ice burg with Nic, i think she is a watersports and incest enjoyer like me, she is a freak but i love her..

    Dirty Sanchez aka AZ mounter, basically AZ is the boss of the OC he even got a free bike as a reward, he weilds serious power and is a cross dresser

    Dirtjunkie is clinically insane

    Hawg has deviant tendencies not many know about

    GOB is a bondage queen and likes to stalk the OC

    Crusher and Chum are notorious ass kickers that would steal lollies off babies if they could.

    TAOS1 the creator of this thread has gimp tendancies, he is a dark horse to keep your eye on in the future.

    Big Ring Grinder loves to grind away on big rings, that says it all really.

    Basically all the OC are sickos and devos, most would go out nude in a raincoat with ugg boots on to masturbate or flash behind a bush at their local nursing home, maybe even with make-up on and a wig.

    Its a wretched hive of scum and villany in here
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    HA! This ^ is what I was looking for!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Basically all the OC are sickos and devos, most would go out nude in a raincoat with ugg boots on to masturbate or flash behind a bush at their local nursing home, maybe even with make-up on and a wig.
    How DARE you!!??? I would NEVER wear ugg boots!

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    I would like to nominate B-kul. I sense some possible underlying gender/species confusion with this one. A possible Buffalo Bill in the making.

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    [QUOTE=Tone's;10464956]LOL,
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    Tones,Tones now this explains the "funny" white jacket and no use of my arms while riding. I've had a lot of questions about it over the years and thank's to you I can now explain it.
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    I nominate NicoleB's bike shorts. The disappear for days at a time, leaving the stench of who knows what behind. I think maybe some cats in her neighborhood are missing. And I also suspect those bike shorts are posting in the OC as a sockpuppet. I'm trying to figure out which sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I nominate NicoleB's bike shorts. The disappear for days at a time, leaving the stench of who knows what behind. I think maybe some cats in her neighborhood are missing. And I also suspect those bike shorts are posting in the OC as a sockpuppet. I'm trying to figure out which sock
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    And you my son have obviously been keeping up with your studies. For this you get an A+ this semester.

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    LOL, Im coppin a bad wrap in this thread, but thanks for the mentions lol.

    Heres a few of my thought on this.

    Highdelll, because he has many conspiracy theory issues and is a genuine fruitloop just kidding Delll

    Nicole, i think we are only seeing the tip of the ice burg with Nic, i think she is a watersports and incest enjoyer like me, she is a freak but i love her..

    Dirty Sanchez aka AZ mounter, basically AZ is the boss of the OC he even got a free bike as a reward, he weilds serious power and is a cross dresser

    Dirtjunkie is clinically insane

    Hawg has deviant tendencies not many know about

    GOB is a bondage queen and likes to stalk the OC

    Crusher and Chum are notorious ass kickers that would steal lollies off babies if they could.

    TAOS1 the creator of this thread has gimp tendancies, he is a dark horse to keep your eye on in the future.

    Big Ring Grinder loves to grind away on big rings, that says it all really.

    Basically all the OC are sickos and devos, most would go out nude in a raincoat with ugg boots on to masturbate or flash behind a bush at their local nursing home, maybe even with make-up on and a wig.

    Its a wretched hive of scum and villany in here



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    incest?!

    ok maybe a cousin. maybe. but no brothers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    incest?!

    ok maybe a cousin. maybe. but no brothers.
    Cousins are for practicing. That's what my Arkansas friends tell me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    incest?!

    ok maybe a cousin. maybe. but no brothers.
    Now I'm confused. What does jungle fever have to do with incest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I love positive affirmation. Don't yell at me if I go incognito for another week, meanie.


    Hey that was a complement from the professor himself. He approved of your message, didn't you see the thumbs up. <<<
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Now I'm confused. What does jungle fever have to do with incest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Im coppin a bad wrap in this thread, but thanks for the mentions lol.

    Heres a few of my thought on this.

    Highdelll, because he has many conspiracy theory issues and is a genuine fruitloop just kidding Delll

    Nicole, i think we are only seeing the tip of the ice burg with Nic, i think she is a watersports and incest enjoyer like me, she is a freak but i love her..

    Dirty Sanchez aka AZ mounter, basically AZ is the boss of the OC he even got a free bike as a reward, he weilds serious power and is a cross dresser

    Dirtjunkie is clinically insane

    Hawg has deviant tendencies not many know about

    GOB is a bondage queen and likes to stalk the OC

    Crusher and Chum are notorious ass kickers that would steal lollies off babies if they could.

    TAOS1 the creator of this thread has gimp tendancies, he is a dark horse to keep your eye on in the future.

    Big Ring Grinder loves to grind away on big rings, that says it all really.

    Basically all the OC are sickos and devos, most would go out nude in a raincoat with ugg boots on to masturbate or flash behind a bush at their local nursing home, maybe even with make-up on and a wig.

    Its a wretched hive of scum and villany in here
    The thing is, we love your sick, twisted-assed posts, of which their level of lewdness establishes new benchmarks of unforseen crudeness. If I ever meet you in person, Ill buy you many beers. but will keep my children and pets away from you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey that was a complement from the professor himself. He approved of your message, didn't you see the thumbs up. <<<
    Oh, I knew the prof gave me a gold star. I was messing with you because the op thinks you are scary when folks don't post up. I'd been off the boards for a week or so, but, alas, only the professor seemed to notice. I'm not saying where I and Nicole's missing shorts disappeared to either, but I can confirm they are the scariest member of the oc. And don't tell her shorts I said that either.

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    I vote Reynolds Wrap as the scariest member. Why because he's two faced, all shiny on the outside but at any minute he could be clinging on like a cheap suit.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I rode 19 sweaty miles on the bike today I should probably give my knickers a good hard whiff
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    ^^^ I think you get a lot of attention here - but, I think you are now trying too hard (couple that w/ the other shorts thread)
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    what if I said the government sprayed chems inside of them to control my behavior its not my fault. Surely you'd sympathise .
    Anyway, forum expert has spoken. see you guys!
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    I thought AZ was the forum expert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    what if I said the government sprayed chems inside of them to control my behavior its not my fault. Surely you'd sympathise .
    Anyway, forum expert has spoken. see you guys!
    Oh don't let Mr. tightpant rain on our parade.....I'd whiff the stank right off yer short
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    what if I said the government sprayed chems inside of them to control my behavior its not my fault. Surely you'd sympathise .
    Anyway, forum expert has spoken. see you guys!
    Sympathy is not my first emotion or reaction - more like rage from our NSA's invasion of privacy.
    Believe they felt threatened by your Friday night wrecking crew's post-ride parking lot antics, and have micro-chipped your lil azz.
    Now on "orange alert" da gubmint be tracking your every move, and added chem's only to protect themselves from dat x-nasty stank.

    Forum expert, or not I agree with highdell that these shorts have become an obsession.
    Reality is, they're a true hazmat that should be quarantined, burnt, or shipped only to Tone's.
    Now an NSA target, you've unwillingly become THE scariest of the OC Crew.
    Please burn 'em, before the dog again barfs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    The thing is, we love your sick, twisted-assed posts, of which their level of lewdness establishes new benchmarks of unforseen crudeness. If I ever meet you in person, Ill buy you many beers. but will keep my children and pets away from you!
    Honestly leopold, thats the nicest compliment ive ever been given, you just made me feel all warm n fuzzy, thanks brother
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    ^^^ I think you get a lot of attention here - but, I think you are now trying too hard (couple that w/ the other shorts thread)
    I dont agree Dell, Nic is a salt of the earth chic, and her stories and lewdness are much appreciated by myself and i believe most here on mtbr, i agree shes a sick and twisted girl, but i love that shite.

    LONG LIVE NIC, AND LONG LIVE HER BIKE SHORTS.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    I thought AZ was the forum expert.
    He is and he is also our politician and all politicians are scary.
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Questionable whether Nic's shorts would make it thru Aussie Customs... I mean, last time I went, they scraped dirt from my shoes and stuff... asked if I had been on a farm or in the countryside lately. Nic's shorts would def get held up, but at least they could probably make a run for it if threatened with expulsion...
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    This thread pics. Stop teasing us Nicole and brake out the camera.
    Round and round we go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod View Post
    He is and he is also our politician and all politicians are scary.




    I did not have sexual relations with that sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friz View Post
    Cousins are for practicing. That's what my Arkansas friends tell me.

    That is sick... You qualify now too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    This thread pics. Stop teasing us Nicole and brake out the camera.
    x154000. I think we need to see pictures of these "disgusting" [/opposite day] shorts
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    Hey Nicole, I'm riveted by your smelly ass shorts. Please keep us updated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    You took it wrong. It was supposed to be funny.
    He didn't take it wrong, your delivery sucks. I will magnanimously give you the benefit of the doubt and blame your delivery vs. assuming that you're just not that funny. You're welcome.
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    So in other words you're going to bring up something that was already dealt with just to make yourself feel better by making fun of me. Real classy. Not.

    And for the record others thought it was funny.
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    Anyway, I found a picture of Tone's and Nicole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    So in other words you're going to bring up something that was already dealt with just to make yourself feel better by making fun of me. Real classy. Not.

    And for the record others thought it was funny.
    Are you responding to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    NICOLEB I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, THEN SHRED ALL YOUR LOCAL TRAILS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE BIKE MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT YOUR BIKE WOULD EVER NEED. AND THEN WHEN YOUR WHEELS GET ALL TWEEKED UP I WILL PUT THOSE F*****S ON A TRU STAND AND STRAIGHTEN THAT S**T UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

    AND THEN WE CAN RIDE THE HELL OUTTA YOUR LOCAL TRAIL SO HARD THAT WELL HAVE TO GO TO A NEW ONE. WELL CLEAN OUR RIGS SO HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WELL EVEN USE BUFFING CREAM. YOU'LL NEED SUNGLASSES JUST TO LOOK AT THEM. WE CAN RENT MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINBIKES INTO IT AND DRIVE TO ALL THE BEST SPOTS.

    THEN WE CAN GO TO SOME MTBR BBQ AND MEET OUR RIVAL CYCLISTS. THEN JUDGE THEIR RIGS AND RIDING IN THE CAR ON THE RIDE HOME.

    AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE RAD RIGS IN THE MINIVAN AND GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND SHOP FOR WHISKEY AND WINECOOLERS SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SH*T INSIDE THE HOUSE.

    WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE RAISINS. I WOULD WASH YOUR CELLAR DIRT, VINEGAR SMELLING BIKE SHORTS SO MUCH ONLY THAT LITTLE PAD WOULD BE LEFT. WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE WE WOULD RIP 14,000 MILES.....

    Scariest member of the O.C. Hmmmm I think we have our clear winner.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    So in other words you're going to bring up something that was already dealt with just to make yourself feel better by making fun of me. Real classy. Not.

    And for the record others thought it was funny.



    I didn't. I know funny and you're not it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Anyway, I found a picture of Tone's and Nicole.]
    Actual footage,ha,ha,ha.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Anyway, I found a picture of Tone's and Nicole...
    So who's who in that pic?
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