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    Rocker's Little-Known Fact Thread...

    It is a little-known fact that:

    I was raised by a family of McSasquatch in the Highlands of Scotland.
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    It's a little-known fact that rockerc was actually raised by the royal family.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    I cross-crapped at work today, and when recognizing my own brand w/ someone else's - a beanstalk flashed before my eyes.
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    Fact: rockerc has never heard of Stonehenge.

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    rockerc doesn't have a Farmer tan.
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    Rockerc actually knows if Bryan Adams boned Lady Di or not........

    (inside roadie stuff you know)

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    rockerc still prefers beer at room temp

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    Hawg, there's no other way they drink the stuff.

    It (Guinness) is a meal you know!

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    Drew, hot beer on a hot day sounds miserably similar to torture. However, a warm beer on a freezing English Winter day might not be such a bad thing. Never looked at it from that angle since it's a warm/hot climate in my corner of the world year round.

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    I'm with ya bro! Ice cold's the way to go.

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    Rocker runs around in tights stealing from the rich and giving to the poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Rocker runs around in tights stealing from the rich and giving to the poor
    You knew about this, and yet you failed to report him to the proper authorities?
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    rockerc occasionally goes "off his rocker".

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    Rocker's cats all live in fear

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Rocker's cats all live in fear
    rockerc is originally from Katmandu, not from "across the pond" as many of you think.

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    It is impossible for rocker to not rock the boat at sea

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    rockerc's favorite movies are the Rocky series.

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    Rockerc found his mojo

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    When asked what his favorite ice cream flavor is, rockerc always answers with "Rocky Road".

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    Rockerc is really 008.

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    Rocker's Little-Known Fact Thread...

    Int that the agent that always die? Like the red shirted enterprise dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    rockerc occasionally goes "off his rocker".
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    It is impossible for rocker to not rock the boat at sea
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    rockerc's favorite movies are the Rocky series.
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    When asked what his favorite ice cream flavor is, rockerc always answers with "Rocky Road".
    Turns out rocker's favorite music is Finnish pop, though.
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    Rocker's Little-Known Fact Thread...

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    Turns out rocker's favorite music is Finnish pop, though.
    That would be sad and a bannable offense.

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    This was not quite what I had in mind with this, but now we are there, I am 4,782nd in line to the throne.
    Also, Tone's is the abandoned lovechild of Princess Diana and Bryan Adams, couldn't you tell?
    What is Finnish Rock? Is it like Brighton Rock?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    It (Guinness) is a meal you know!
    My wife used some Guinness to make beer jelly the other day. Special request of a neighbor who knew she was canning anyway.
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Rockerc claims to have moved from England voluntarily, in reality he was kicked out when caught drinking coffee instead of tea. His defense that he was drinking it in a tiny cup holding his pinky high in the air to make it fancy held no weight.

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    Little-known fact:

    The reason why Guinness is so 'robust' and will get you nicely sozzled is because all the Irish piss in the Liffey upstream of the brewery...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Turns out rocker's favorite music is Finnish pop, though.
    THis may be true but rockerc still bangs his head to the beat like a true rocker!

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    Little-known fact:

    The reason the Boston underpass tunnels have taken so long to build and are so expensive is because they accidentally hit the Guinness pipeline under the Atlantic. The workers kept it quiet, the Union had never seen so much Mass overtime (pardon the pun), but productivity plummeted...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    THis may be true but rockerc still bangs his head to the beat like a true rocker!
    True enough, but the headaches get worse with age.
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    Little-known fact:

    Cartoon depictions of cats riding old-timey bicycles can be used as an icon for Internet creepiness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Rockerc claims to have moved from England voluntarily, in reality he was kicked out when caught drinking coffee instead of tea. His defense that he was drinking it in a tiny cup holding his pinky high in the air to make it fancy held no weight.
    And?!? What's sooo wrong wid dat?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    And?!? What's sooo wrong wid dat?!?
    Nothing at all, I too hold my pinky up whilst sipping a cup of joe. The higher you hold your pinky, the fancier you are.

    Course, I didnt get kicked out of my country for it like you.

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    Fact: The London Bridge was not shipped to Lake Havasu, AZ intact.

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    Fact: The United Kingdom is a floating land mass but it is held in place by underwater chains that connect it to the sea floor and to France.

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    Fact: 83.7% of all statistics are just made up and presented as fact.
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