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    Rhetorical Question thread. No answers provided!!!

    Basically - questions that don't have one answer or a answer will still pose questions.


    Who let the Dogs out??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haint View Post
    Basically - questions that don't have one answer or a answer will still pose questions.


    Who let the Dogs out??

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    Perfect!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    Do I look fat?

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    Do I look good in this?

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    What is love?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    To be or not to be?

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    What's up with that 5th dentist?
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    Who's on first base?

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    Does Trek make a good bike?
    "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK"

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    Should I buy a 29er?

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    26 or 27.5 or 29?

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    Why did I eat that?
    F*ck Cancer

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    Who is Anthony Weiner anyway?

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    Should I diversify my portfolio?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Who is Anthony Weiner anyway?
    Is Weiner in hot water?
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    do you think she is pretty?
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    does this look swollen to you ?

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    When will this end?

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    does these pants make my butt look big?
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    Thats very slimy and smells like a lobster.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    who farted?

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    650b?

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    What's in your wallet?

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    Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

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    What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
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    Why ask why?

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    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It needed to get to the other side.

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    Do I look fat?
    Yup.... Sorry for the truth.

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    Do I look good in this?
    You'd look better without it... Wait what?

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    What is love?
    Nobody really knows.

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    To be or not to be?
    To not be, that is the answer.

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    What's up with that 5th dentist?
    He sold his soul to Satan.

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    Who's on first base?
    No, How's on first.

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    Does Trek make a good bike?
    Lance Armstrong rides a Trek, so I think they make good bikes.

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    Should I buy a 29er?
    Only if you can afford it.

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    26 or 27.5 or 29?
    Both.

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    Why did I eat that?
    Because it was delicious.

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    Who is Anthony Weiner anyway?
    He's the country's biggest d!ck.

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    Should I diversify my portfolio?
    Well diversity is all the rage nowadays, so I'd think you should.

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    Is Weiner in hot water?
    No, but he knows some hot wimmenz.

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    do you think she is pretty?
    Yup.

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    does this look swollen to you ?
    Not too much. Rub some dirt on it, ya pu$$y.

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    When will this end?
    It can't end 'til after it begins. And it hasn't begun yet.

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    does these pants make my butt look big?
    Not really.

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    who farted?
    It was Nicole.

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    650b?
    651c.

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    What's in your wallet?
    Nothing at all.

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    Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
    We say it because we have nothing better to say. A whack is a unit of measurement, just about equal to ten crazies.

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    Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
    Still hiding in their airport terminals.

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    What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
    Because this is a harsh world, and it's every man for himself, that's why!

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    Why ask why?
    Why not?

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    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
    I wouldn't mind it, as long as they give us free food.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Great effort Bro. Pos rep when I can...

    Would you mind if I referred to you as "broham"?

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    You should know that rhetorical questions aren't meant to be answered, Hawg.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    what is this then?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Can I use her Underwear to make Soup?
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    Believing someone else is more important than you are.

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    What is love?

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    Who's Steve?

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    I like Sand - I don't like Witches


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    Is Off Camber actually just a nudist colony for our minds? Don't answer that bro!

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    Are you ashamed of what you did for a Klondike Bar?
    The cake is a lie.

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    How did I get here?

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    Rhetorical Question thread. No answers provided!!!

    Are you going to eat that? (Already reaching out with my fork).
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    What are you wearing?

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    What does "naked as a jay bird" really mean? Jay birds aren't "naked"! They have feathers!

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    Rhetorical Question thread. No answers provided!!!

    Why does Bro not follow the rules?


    Oh that is right, he answered that question in the age thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Why does Bro not follow the rules?


    Oh that is right, he answered that question in the age thread.
    It's because he is so damned young! Dog gone adolescents!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Oh that is right, he answered that question in the age thread.
    I didn't answer any questions.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Is there a greater love than self love?

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    What the hell is wrong with you people!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    What the hell is wrong with you people!?
    Not sure if you meant that directly at us here or if it is simply another epic rhetorical question? Prolly both!

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    Rhetorical Question thread. No answers provided!!!

    What did cured ham actually have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Not sure if you meant that directly at us here or if it is simply another epic rhetorical question? Prolly both!
    Haha! It just popped into my head.Think it's just one of the thousands of movie quotes floating around in my subconscious mind.Here's another one:


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    What did cured ham actually have?
    According to the Wikipedia article on ham, cured ham had ham, salt, nitrites/nitrates, and smoke.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post


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    What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

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    Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

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    Rhetorical Question thread. No answers provided!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
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    Does this look infected?
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    What is your conceptual continuity?

    Snakes on a PLANE?

    What's up doc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Is there a greater love than self love?
    Self love is the best, usually once a day.

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    Maybe more in the category of questions you may not want to ask if you don't want the answer:

    "How's you day going?"

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    -Are you really going to wear that?

    -Why are you still here?

    -Why didn't I think of that?

    -What are you looking at?

    -Why don't you go f*** yourself?



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    Quote Originally Posted by ozz View Post
    who farted?
    this has 2 answers. 1. it was probably my roomate.
    2. blame the dog.
    fap

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    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Rhetorical Question thread. No answers provided!!!

    Are we there yet?
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    Immaculate conception?
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    Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner??
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches


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