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    No good The really crappy movie thread

    post up the stinkers! two thumbs down!

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    Ha, funny thread! I've done all that I can to bury the bad ones over the years. Gonna have to dig deep into the memory files to pull up the stinkers.

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    Any movie with Will Ferrell in it ... I just can not handle his humor/screaming.

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    Piranha, Piranha!

    <strike>It's so bad it doesn't even have an IMDB page</strike> nevermind I found it. Piranha (1972) - IMDb I'd try to explain why it's bad, but the IMDB user comments explain it well enough.
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    Too many to list, how about everything post 2000'. Give me a few I'm sure some will come to mind.

    Oh howabout every sequel to Jurassic Park. The original was awesome then………

    Every sequel to JAWs / same thing the original was awesome then……
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    well there's 'crappy' as in awesome!!!!! like 'Evil Dead'...

    then there's 'crappy' as in...umm...crappy Like 'Jack Reacher'. damn that movie sucked.
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    Open Water, I think it was.

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    Gerry-Quite possibly the most boring movie ever.
    Gerry (2002) - IMDb
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    jim carrey movies.

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    Talladega night, The Game, Star wars 1,2,3 it could have been much better, wtf.

    Oh and don't forget every sequel to Die hard

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    Rolling Thunder. Don't steal this dude's silver dollars (or kill his family) or you WILL pay the price.

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    I stumbled upon the 1996 movie, Ed, while watching cable one night while under the influence. So bad I couldn't stop watching. It's about a baseball playing monkey and stars the Friends actor, Matt Lablanc. Just the most horrible cliched movie ever. Almost entertaining. I'll let the viewer reviews do the speaking:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    jim carrey movies.
    Even Ace Ventura 1/2 and Dumb & Dumber?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    One of the latest, Jobs.

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    Wouldn't it be easier to list the good movies? That's a much shorter list. 99% of movies made these days are crap. Even worse, they are warmed over crap (sequels, spin-offs, remakes, etc.).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor29 View Post
    Wouldn't it be easier to list the good movies? That's a much shorter list. 99% of movies made these days are crap. Even worse, they are warmed over crap (sequels, spin-offs, remakes, etc.).
    Almost identical to what I said above.
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    the recent superman movie... blah and fooey! the special effects couldn't drag this one out of the manure... which almost guarantees a sequel.

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    Ghost Rider (2007) starring Nicholas Cage. Dreadful

    Apparently there is a sequel, Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)... because he wouldn't die in the first one. Pity
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    see this one.
    Mosquito (1995) - IMDb

    crappy?
    yeah.

    excellent crappy?
    ...heel yeah.
    ...a must see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    [insert movie title] starring Nicholas Cage. Dreadful
    FIFY

    The only movie in the past decade that I can think of that he was in that didn't suck was Kick-Ass and surprise, surprise ... he wasn't the leading actor.

    How about Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler. Actually, someone could probably fix that one for me in a similar manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronk View Post
    Open Water, I think it was.
    Crappy yes, but loved a particular scene that was in the first 10 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Ghost Rider (2007) starring Nicholas Cage. Dreadful

    Apparently there is a sequel, Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)... because he wouldn't die in the first one. Pity
    HEYYYYY! I thought that movie was FUN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zarr View Post
    see this one.
    Mosquito (1995) - IMDb

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    excellent crappy?
    ...heel yeah.
    ...a must see.

    thought you were talking about this one

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    Blair Witch was the worst ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Blair Witch was the worst ever.
    shakey pov has to die like the people in the movie... sorry for the spoiler
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    shakey pov has to die like the people in the movie... sorry for the spoiler
    PLUS ONE to this... those shaky shots just make me annoyed. I mean, I don't see things like that in real life, so why should I in a movie theater?

    As for a really crappy movie, I fell asleep on the couch last night, (there's a surprise), and woke up to something on the TV that was so bad I was fascinated for all of 5 minutes! I had to check what it was: Fast and Furious. My Dog! Awful!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    PLUS ONE to this... those shaky shots just make me annoyed. I mean, I don't see things like that in real life, so why should I in a movie theater?

    As for a really crappy movie, I fell asleep on the couch last night, (there's a surprise), and woke up to something on the TV that was so bad I was fascinated for all of 5 minutes! I had to check what it was: Fast and Furious. My Dog! Awful!!!
    I saw Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift at a matinee few years ago. I was the only female in the theatre. It was beyond stupid



    This Amish Drift sums it up better and is more entertaining

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Blair Witch was the worst ever.
    Nah, Blair Witch 2 was exponentially worse. I remember going to see Blair Witch based on the reviews that it was the scariest, creepiest movie ever filmed and came out of the theater thinking WTF, you got to be kidding me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    The only movie in the past decade that I can think of that he was in that didn't suck was Kick-Ass and surprise, surprise ... he wasn't the leading actor.
    Cage has been in so many movies it's hard to make a blanket statement like that, but there's only a handful of his flicks that I will watch if they show up on TV. I agree it's been sort of a lost decade for him, looking at IMDB I only see 3 since 2003 that I would sit through - Kickass, Lord of War, Matchstick Men. Most of his movies give me the same "must-change-the-channel" urge that I get from say, a Chuck Norris movie or show.

    Plus, he's a tax cheat and IMO there's nothing lower than a rich dude who cheats on his taxes.
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    And he was so good pre-Oscar. But the same can be said about DeNiro and Pacino regarding their movie roles in the last decade or so.

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    Anything with Adam Sandler, anything!

    Brazil, wow, crapola!

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    Re: The really crappy movie thread

    How bout movies that are so bad they're good?? "Deadly prey" and the original "evil dead" come to mind

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    Brazil? But it's just like our dystopia with classier props and less mistakes! Oh right, I get it.

    I think "Half a loaf of Kung Fu" would go under the 'horrible in a great way' category...

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    Almost every "the movie" are bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Crappy yes, but loved a particular scene that was in the first 10 minutes.
    I know exactly what you're talking about.

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    Anything with Adam Sandler, anything!

    Brazil, wow, crapola!

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    It's offensive to both Jews and Arabs.................

    and everyone else for that matter.
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    Well, I watched this last weekend.... I actually watched this whole movie. IT was absolutely stupid but hard not to watch. Teeth! Something about a vagina with teeth was intriguing...

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    Princess bride. I really hate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Well, I watched this last weekend.... I actually watched this whole movie. IT was absolutely stupid but hard not to watch. Teeth! Something about a vagina with teeth was intriguing...

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    I like scary movies.

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    Die Hard all of them including the original. There I said it come back at me..Die Hard lovers.

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    The really crappy movie thread

    White House down. Just finished. Wtf. Some 5th grade imagination.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    It's offensive to both Jews and Arabs.................

    and everyone else for that matter.
    My post was meant to be taken as sarcasm.

    Sandler just keeps making bad movies.
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    I was just disappointed by 'Iron Man 3'.
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    I love that movie. Hillarious.
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    Princess bride. I really hate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dickeydoo View Post
    My post was meant to be taken as sarcasm.
    I know, my friend, I know! Damned internet just doesn't show sarcasm well....
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    Oh, here's another series: all of the original Planet of the Apes.

    Almost unwatchable, but I sure loved them when I was kid!

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    I love Planet of the Apes!
    All of them.
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    Oh, here's another series: all of the original Planet of the Apes.

    Almost unwatchable, but I sure loved them when I was kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    And he was so good pre-Oscar. But the same can be said about DeNiro and Pacino regarding their movie roles in the last decade or so.
    QFT. It seems like DeNiro's method of judging a script is to look at how much money he can make. Or maybe he thinks acting in bad rom-coms with a George Washington hair style is stretching his boundaries.
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