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    No good The really crappy movie thread

    post up the stinkers! two thumbs down!

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    for the person who neg repped me on this first posting of a full movie... i hope you truly enjoyed watching the above feature... and suggest you get a better data plan for your cellular transportable telephone.

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    Ha, funny thread! I've done all that I can to bury the bad ones over the years. Gonna have to dig deep into the memory files to pull up the stinkers.

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    Any movie with Will Ferrell in it ... I just can not handle his humor/screaming.

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    Piranha, Piranha!

    <strike>It's so bad it doesn't even have an IMDB page</strike> nevermind I found it. Piranha (1972) - IMDb I'd try to explain why it's bad, but the IMDB user comments explain it well enough.
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    Too many to list, how about everything post 2000'. Give me a few I'm sure some will come to mind.

    Oh howabout every sequel to Jurassic Park. The original was awesome then………

    Every sequel to JAWs / same thing the original was awesome then……
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    well there's 'crappy' as in awesome!!!!! like 'Evil Dead'...

    then there's 'crappy' as in...umm...crappy Like 'Jack Reacher'. damn that movie sucked.
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    Open Water, I think it was.

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    Gerry-Quite possibly the most boring movie ever.
    Gerry (2002) - IMDb
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    jim carrey movies.
    if ya find yourself in a hurry you're probably not that important

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    Talladega night, The Game, Star wars 1,2,3 it could have been much better, wtf.

    Oh and don't forget every sequel to Die hard

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    Rolling Thunder. Don't steal this dude's silver dollars (or kill his family) or you WILL pay the price.

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    I stumbled upon the 1996 movie, Ed, while watching cable one night while under the influence. So bad I couldn't stop watching. It's about a baseball playing monkey and stars the Friends actor, Matt Lablanc. Just the most horrible cliched movie ever. Almost entertaining. I'll let the viewer reviews do the speaking:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    jim carrey movies.
    Even Ace Ventura 1/2 and Dumb & Dumber?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    One of the latest, Jobs.

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    Wouldn't it be easier to list the good movies? That's a much shorter list. 99% of movies made these days are crap. Even worse, they are warmed over crap (sequels, spin-offs, remakes, etc.).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor29 View Post
    Wouldn't it be easier to list the good movies? That's a much shorter list. 99% of movies made these days are crap. Even worse, they are warmed over crap (sequels, spin-offs, remakes, etc.).
    Almost identical to what I said above.
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    the recent superman movie... blah and fooey! the special effects couldn't drag this one out of the manure... which almost guarantees a sequel.

    p.s. i agree with all the posts above
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    Ghost Rider (2007) starring Nicholas Cage. Dreadful

    Apparently there is a sequel, Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)... because he wouldn't die in the first one. Pity
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    see this one.
    Mosquito (1995) - IMDb

    crappy?
    yeah.

    excellent crappy?
    ...heel yeah.
    ...a must see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    [insert movie title] starring Nicholas Cage. Dreadful
    FIFY

    The only movie in the past decade that I can think of that he was in that didn't suck was Kick-Ass and surprise, surprise ... he wasn't the leading actor.

    How about Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler. Actually, someone could probably fix that one for me in a similar manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronk View Post
    Open Water, I think it was.
    Crappy yes, but loved a particular scene that was in the first 10 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Ghost Rider (2007) starring Nicholas Cage. Dreadful

    Apparently there is a sequel, Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)... because he wouldn't die in the first one. Pity
    HEYYYYY! I thought that movie was FUN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zarr View Post
    see this one.
    Mosquito (1995) - IMDb

    crappy?
    yeah.

    excellent crappy?
    ...heel yeah.
    ...a must see.

    thought you were talking about this one

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    Blair Witch was the worst ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Blair Witch was the worst ever.
    shakey pov has to die like the people in the movie... sorry for the spoiler
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