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    Real man's mtb

    The only thing this industry wants is your money and your soul... It would be best to ignore
    what it tries to cram down our throats and just ride the stuff that has proven its worth to us.
    So...Who cares if it's 26 or 29, disc brake or rim brake, suspended or rigid, geared or SS,
    fat or skinny, lets just get down to the nitty gritty... What the hell is a real man's MTB?!!
    Show some pics... hopefully pics that include dirt and mud and blood and stuff. No offense girls,,
    it's just a term ya know?

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    here is the man's man mountain bike
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    what is this thread about?

    some of us apparently didn't get all the drink out of our systems last night.

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    What a stupid thread

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    That's a weird way to write too. Why all the new paragraphs right in the middle of sentences? I don't get
    it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    what is this thread about?

    some of us apparently didn't get all the drink out of our systems last night.
    This thread is about whatever people decide to make of it, which is probably not going to be much since the mtb industry already has most of you brainwashed.
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    The mountain bike industry has brainwashed me into liking mountain biking.

    Those evil bass turds.
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    thread deleted in 5, 4, 3, 2...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    The only thing this industry wants is your soul...



    Fixed it for you.

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    Do unicycles count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Do unicycles count?


    Only half.

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    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.
    who you calling a thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.



    Don't give up on this thread yet, this one may have some legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfgiantsfan View Post
    That's a weird way to write too. Why all the new paragraphs right in the middle of sentences? I don't get
    it.
    It's a form of prose, duh. What's
    so hard to get?

    Pics of real-men's mountain bike? Why,
    here you go.

    Soul and wallet still
    intact.

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    I saw this recently, and thought exactly the title of the thread.

    Man, now THIS is a REAL man's mtb.

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    Heck yeah^^^^ A real man would have threaded inserts implanted into his ankles to pedal this one to the gun range lol.
    Keep trying to do the awesomest thing you've ever done.

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    Real man's mtb

    What about the womens?

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    They can have "Real Wimminz Cook-Ware"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What about the womens?


    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What about the womens?
    Leave the women out of it. This is a man's thread!!!

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    'merca...

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    If you believe the bike industry is an enemy to mountain biking, maybe you should consider government intervention. Here is a prototype mountain bike developed in the White House by the same team that brought us Obamacare.
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    they see me rollin' on my velocipede...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    Whoa now hot rod. That's crazy talk. I's just wondering if they could go get stuff.

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    ...or, you could just ride what you like, and not worry about what the other guys/gals are riding. Since it's presumably what they like.

    But then it wouldn't give you an excuse to scratch your sandy bits.
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    Leave the women out of it. This is a man's thread!!!
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    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    I'm watching you two.

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    If you could just lower that horses head a little... that thing could come in handy.
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    rear men fashion bicycle from the bones of foes they did smite in battle.



    this is me getting pumped to schread the gnar on my mountain bicycle:


    I make my own tires out of snake skins sewn together with human hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    How else are they going to clean the bathroom.

    Now if you need me I will be hiding under the bed, I think GOB is going to clobber me
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    rear men fashion bicycle from the bones of foes they did smite in battle.



    this is me getting pumped to schread the gnar on my mountain bicycle:


    I make my own tires out of snake skins sewn together with human hair.
    Rear men? That's a whole nother thread.

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    Dude!, it's called an industry, what in the eff do you expect it to do? Give away everything for free, like all the other industries out there?

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    I'm afraid we can expect more threads like this now that CO has legalized weed.

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    Shun the non-believer! Shhhhuuuuunnnnnna!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    This thread is about whatever people decide to make of it, which is probably not going to be much since the mtb industry already has most of you brainwashed.



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    No Real Man's Bike is complete without the "Real Man's Saddle".

    Lacking the time and resources necessary to engineer, design, and build mountain bikes myself, I'm all for the bike industry.
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    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.
    You go girl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.


    Well, we can't help you with your mental retardation but I'm sure we can do something about the rep gain. Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.
    I helped you reverse that a bit... your welcome.
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    Real man's mtb

    CroMoRetardo backs slowly and quietly out of the room...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    He's a bit "red-faced" now I guess..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    He is holding his breath now
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    Aw prairie shit!!! Missed all the fun!
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    Kinda weird that he's committing suicide here in the OC all of a sudden after all these years as a mtbr member.

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    We've all been "owned".

    At least we haven't been "served".

    That would be worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I'm watching you two.
    Sounds romantic.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I'm watching you two.


    Can you see what I'm doing right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    We've all been "owned".

    At least we haven't been "served".

    That would be worse.
    Being "saved" would be infinitely better. Or so I'm told.

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    And i was starting to like this guy, kinda in someway could see where he was coming from. Then,,,, whaaaaaat? He went full retard, you never go full retard, everyone knows that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.
    And who is this post directed at Mr. Crackenfail.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And who is this post directed at Mr. Crackenfail.
    no one, or should I say "no one in particular".

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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.
    We're a clique...don't forget that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    We're a clique...don't forget that.
    That was eric, NOT me.

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    And crackandfail is the leader of a rep gang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    no one, or should I say "no one in particular".
    Don't you have some homework to do for Mrs. Doubtfires home economics class.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.
    You again. The OP deserves everything he's getting, he's not getting picked on. He knew what was going to happen when he posted so no skin off our proverbial backs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    Where you asking why you shouldn't go full retard? You just dont everyone knows that

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    ^ That was DJ not giving a rats azz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NEOHIO Ray View Post
    Where you asking why you shouldn't go full retard? You just dont everyone knows that
    Actually it was me stating I don't give a Rats Azz. ~(Y)
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Hahah ok i get it now. This thread is too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.


    Do you ever have any coherent thoughts?

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    DJ, you are still using a woman's crotch for a rats azz. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    Rat's azz ~(|)


    Sexy woman with a tail ~(y) (she has to pee, her legs are crossed up)
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Rat's azz ~(|)


    Sexy woman with a tail ~(y) (she has to pee, her legs are crossed up)
    Officially changed thank's for > straightening < me up.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Hey, I was just pointing it out. You can use whatever symbol you like, I don't give a ~(|) !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hey, I was just pointing it out. You can use whatever symbol you like, I don't give a ~(|) !!!!
    I like it, you were right mine was way too sexy for a rat.
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    We've all been "owned".

    At least we haven't been "served".

    That would be worse.
    Is being "owned" worse than being "pwned"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I like it, you were right mine was way too sexy for a rat.
    Hmm....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Is being "owned" worse than being "pwned"?
    Pretty sure pwned is a couple degrees harsher than just being owned.
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    @cfail- shouldn't you be off somewhere giving people awful advice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hmm....
    A mouse I can deal with hmmmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.
    Just when I thought you were "fitting" in around here... C'mon man,.. no clique, just common folk with common sense. (sort of).. Your better than this. I've seen it.
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    Real man's mtb

    I went back way into the archives to see about a real man's bike. According to the Wright brothers,




    there is no such bike. There is a boy's bike.


    Perhaps that is close enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannondaleF9 View Post
    Ugh! AGAIN, why pick on a person because you feel like it?
    No wonder since you ARE friends with the Moderator, so it is sort of like being that rich snot nosed fat kid who is friends with the king. You can't do anything about it.
    Okay Mr crackenfail, this here thread started in the General forum and them rascals started the fun. It was only after they moved it here did ye all OC members started to join. And nobody but the OP was doing the picking. Thinking the OP wanted to see how fast he could go red.
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    This thread has some Funnays..

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hey, I was just pointing it out. You can use whatever symbol you like, I don't give a ~(|) !!!!
    Hey you stole my Rats ~(l) . fine be that way I am going to use this one ~(I)
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    Misread OP's username as "CroHoMo" for some reason...was gonna suggest this bike for him, but it looks like he left the party a bit early.


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    This is what real men want to mount an' ride. Take your pic men, something for everyone.

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    ^ I think you have it all covered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    This is what real men want to mount an' ride. Take your pic men, something for everyone.
    Sheesh! I guess I can't be a real man if this is what I am supposed to go for:


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    I'll deal with my obvious issues Emu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Sheesh! I guess I can't be a real man if this is what I am supposed to go for:


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    I'll deal with my obvious issues Emu.
    I am deeply disturbed by the pictures on the wall. No theme, kindergarten art skills at best, and worst of all? Not level!!! I mean CMON!!! there are lines on the wall for reference!!! Its not THAT hard to tape a damn picture up straight.

    Some people.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    Not until they're done with the remodel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Can you see what I'm doing right now?
    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Not until they're done with the remodel.
    Ha. Jerks. :P

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    Sheesh! I guess I can't be a real man if this is what I am supposed to go for:
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    I'll deal with my obvious issues Emu.
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    Rockerc that doesn't make you a real man, that makes you a man's man.

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    Rocker, WTF is that? I can't even look at it long enough to make my own assumptions. I think I am going to keep telling my brain it was photoshopped and move on. Might have to drink extra beers later to erase the image for good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post

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    For the less Tolkien educated, that is a female dwarf.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    For the less Tolkien educated, that is a female dwarf.
    no need to include the picture....again.... Disservice to the people that just ate lunch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    For the less Tolkien educated, that is a female dwarf.
    yeah thanks but I wanted to have dinner thanks.
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    That's why it helps to sniff paint before visiting the O.C.

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    I wonder if we can remove linking pictures powers to a select group of individuals.

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    3rd time's the charm! Figured you guys would have some pretty strong stomachs.
    Just look at that cute smile and those all knowing eyes. You know you want it...
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    something easier to stomach

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    edit: How did this end up in the OC anyways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    edit: How did this end up in the OC anyways?


    I think a Mod with a sense of humor thought it deserved some special attention.

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