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    Real man's mtb

    The only thing this industry wants is your money and your soul... It would be best to ignore
    what it tries to cram down our throats and just ride the stuff that has proven its worth to us.
    So...Who cares if it's 26 or 29, disc brake or rim brake, suspended or rigid, geared or SS,
    fat or skinny, lets just get down to the nitty gritty... What the hell is a real man's MTB?!!
    Show some pics... hopefully pics that include dirt and mud and blood and stuff. No offense girls,,
    it's just a term ya know?

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    here is the man's man mountain bike
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    what is this thread about?

    some of us apparently didn't get all the drink out of our systems last night.

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    What a stupid thread

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    That's a weird way to write too. Why all the new paragraphs right in the middle of sentences? I don't get
    it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    what is this thread about?

    some of us apparently didn't get all the drink out of our systems last night.
    This thread is about whatever people decide to make of it, which is probably not going to be much since the mtb industry already has most of you brainwashed.
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    The mountain bike industry has brainwashed me into liking mountain biking.

    Those evil bass turds.
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    thread deleted in 5, 4, 3, 2...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    The only thing this industry wants is your soul...



    Fixed it for you.

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    Do unicycles count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Do unicycles count?


    Only half.

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    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.
    who you calling a thread
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    I care about rim or disk brake when its pissing down with rain outside im doing 30-35 mph and I want to be able to stop within 9 feet very quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.



    Don't give up on this thread yet, this one may have some legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfgiantsfan View Post
    That's a weird way to write too. Why all the new paragraphs right in the middle of sentences? I don't get
    it.
    It's a form of prose, duh. What's
    so hard to get?

    Pics of real-men's mountain bike? Why,
    here you go.

    Soul and wallet still
    intact.

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    I saw this recently, and thought exactly the title of the thread.

    Man, now THIS is a REAL man's mtb.

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    Heck yeah^^^^ A real man would have threaded inserts implanted into his ankles to pedal this one to the gun range lol.
    Keep trying to do the awesomest thing you've ever done.

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    Real man's mtb

    What about the womens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What about the womens?


    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What about the womens?
    Leave the women out of it. This is a man's thread!!!
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    If you believe the bike industry is an enemy to mountain biking, maybe you should consider government intervention. Here is a prototype mountain bike developed in the White House by the same team that brought us Obamacare.
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