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    Real man's mtb

    The only thing this industry wants is your money and your soul... It would be best to ignore
    what it tries to cram down our throats and just ride the stuff that has proven its worth to us.
    So...Who cares if it's 26 or 29, disc brake or rim brake, suspended or rigid, geared or SS,
    fat or skinny, lets just get down to the nitty gritty... What the hell is a real man's MTB?!!
    Show some pics... hopefully pics that include dirt and mud and blood and stuff. No offense girls,,
    it's just a term ya know?

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    here is the man's man mountain bike
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    what is this thread about?

    some of us apparently didn't get all the drink out of our systems last night.

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    What a stupid thread

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    That's a weird way to write too. Why all the new paragraphs right in the middle of sentences? I don't get
    it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    what is this thread about?

    some of us apparently didn't get all the drink out of our systems last night.
    This thread is about whatever people decide to make of it, which is probably not going to be much since the mtb industry already has most of you brainwashed.
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    The mountain bike industry has brainwashed me into liking mountain biking.

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    thread deleted in 5, 4, 3, 2...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    The only thing this industry wants is your soul...



    Fixed it for you.

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    Do unicycles count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Do unicycles count?


    Only half.

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    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.
    who you calling a thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    I don't have the energy tom come up with a witty response to this idiotic, macho, sexist, meaningless thread.



    Don't give up on this thread yet, this one may have some legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfgiantsfan View Post
    That's a weird way to write too. Why all the new paragraphs right in the middle of sentences? I don't get
    it.
    It's a form of prose, duh. What's
    so hard to get?

    Pics of real-men's mountain bike? Why,
    here you go.

    Soul and wallet still
    intact.

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    I saw this recently, and thought exactly the title of the thread.

    Man, now THIS is a REAL man's mtb.

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    Heck yeah^^^^ A real man would have threaded inserts implanted into his ankles to pedal this one to the gun range lol.
    Keep trying to do the awesomest thing you've ever done.

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    Real man's mtb

    What about the womens?

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    They can have "Real Wimminz Cook-Ware"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What about the womens?


    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    What about the womens?
    Leave the women out of it. This is a man's thread!!!

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    'merca...

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    If you believe the bike industry is an enemy to mountain biking, maybe you should consider government intervention. Here is a prototype mountain bike developed in the White House by the same team that brought us Obamacare.
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    they see me rollin' on my velocipede...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    Whoa now hot rod. That's crazy talk. I's just wondering if they could go get stuff.

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    ...or, you could just ride what you like, and not worry about what the other guys/gals are riding. Since it's presumably what they like.

    But then it wouldn't give you an excuse to scratch your sandy bits.
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    Real man's mtb

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Leave the women out of it. This is a man's thread!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    I'm watching you two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markymark View Post
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    If you could just lower that horses head a little... that thing could come in handy.
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    rear men fashion bicycle from the bones of foes they did smite in battle.



    this is me getting pumped to schread the gnar on my mountain bicycle:


    I make my own tires out of snake skins sewn together with human hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You are saying we ought to let them out of the kitchen?
    How else are they going to clean the bathroom.

    Now if you need me I will be hiding under the bed, I think GOB is going to clobber me
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack_turtle View Post
    rear men fashion bicycle from the bones of foes they did smite in battle.



    this is me getting pumped to schread the gnar on my mountain bicycle:


    I make my own tires out of snake skins sewn together with human hair.
    Rear men? That's a whole nother thread.

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    Dude!, it's called an industry, what in the eff do you expect it to do? Give away everything for free, like all the other industries out there?

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    I'm afraid we can expect more threads like this now that CO has legalized weed.

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    Shun the non-believer! Shhhhuuuuunnnnnna!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    This thread is about whatever people decide to make of it, which is probably not going to be much since the mtb industry already has most of you brainwashed.



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    No Real Man's Bike is complete without the "Real Man's Saddle".

    Lacking the time and resources necessary to engineer, design, and build mountain bikes myself, I'm all for the bike industry.
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    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.
    You go girl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.


    Well, we can't help you with your mental retardation but I'm sure we can do something about the rep gain. Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CroMoHo View Post
    Started a retarded thread - Gained rep power... Pretty much shows how stupid of a place these forums are. Enjoy being owned all you b!tches! Later.
    I helped you reverse that a bit... your welcome.
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    Real man's mtb

    CroMoRetardo backs slowly and quietly out of the room...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
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    He's a bit "red-faced" now I guess..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    He is holding his breath now
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Aw prairie shit!!! Missed all the fun!
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    Kinda weird that he's committing suicide here in the OC all of a sudden after all these years as a mtbr member.

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    We've all been "owned".

    At least we haven't been "served".

    That would be worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I'm watching you two.
    Sounds romantic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I'm watching you two.


    Can you see what I'm doing right now?

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