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    The Punch Line Thread

    "Nope, I was eating an Ice Cream"

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    "the fat ones"

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    Why the long face?

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    “I’ll have what she’s having.”
    F*ck Cancer

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    " Hey the duck's with me!"
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    It's not you it's me, that's my routine.
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    "No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer."
    "Oh, she got fired too."

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    tit for tat
    F*ck Cancer

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    good morning ladies

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    "And you're ugly too"

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    "does this look swollen to you?"

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    english mfer! do you speak it?!

    (technically, not a punch line but I find I use it alot as such)

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    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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    The Punch Line Thread

    Artie chokes 3 for a dollar.
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    figured one of em woulda ducked.

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    Oh, piss off!
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    "Doc said...
    Your gonna die"
    Apathy will get you exactly what you deserve

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    "that's what she said"
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    "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
    F*ck Cancer

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    Rectum, hell, damn near killed him.

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    Nut bolts and screws.
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    But he's picking Watermelons!!!
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches


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    All I see is the tip of the iceberg

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