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    The Punch Line Thread

    "Nope, I was eating an Ice Cream"

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    "the fat ones"

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    Why the long face?

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    “I’ll have what she’s having.”
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    " Hey the duck's with me!"
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    It's not you it's me, that's my routine.
    Progress: Just because we have always done it that way is no reason to keep doing it that way.

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    "No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer."
    "Oh, she got fired too."

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    tit for tat
    F*ck Cancer

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    good morning ladies

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    "And you're ugly too"

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    "does this look swollen to you?"

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    english mfer! do you speak it?!

    (technically, not a punch line but I find I use it alot as such)

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    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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    The Punch Line Thread

    Artie chokes 3 for a dollar.

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    figured one of em woulda ducked.

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    Oh, piss off!

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    "Doc said...
    Your gonna die"
    Apathy will get you exactly what you deserve

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    "that's what she said"

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    "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
    F*ck Cancer

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    budum-pahhh!

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    Rectum, hell, damn near killed him.

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    Nut bolts and screws.
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    You may be happy to hear that my dad has kicked cancer's ass. Now he's looking for whoever sent it.

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    ...but I'm a Silly Hunter
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    But he's picking Watermelons!!!
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches


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    All I see is the tip of the iceberg

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    "...to get to the other side".

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    "Because it was stapled to the chicken"

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    "can we loan this guy $80.00?"

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    "Now where's that old lady with the impacted molar?"

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    You're gonna hate tuesdays

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    "The potato is supposed to go down the front of your speedo, not the back!!"
    F*ck Cancer

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    Radio? What Radio?

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    Arrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!

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    It's never easier - you just go faster.

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    Every time I close my eyes I see that monkey trying to put the cork back in.
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Michael Jackson

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    So the Rabbi says "should we tell him where the stepping stones are?"
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    "Yeah I'm not a veterinarian either, but I know a horses @ss when I see one!"
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    Tasted like peanut butter.
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    The Punch Line Thread

    Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleas View Post
    Arrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!

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    I laugh everytime i hear that joke

    Here's another:

    "It was the day after I got me hook!"
    F*ck Cancer

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    "I'm Bubbles"
    2012 Rockhopper 29er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I laugh everytime i hear that joke

    Here's another:

    "It was the day after I got me hook!"
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    Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

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    It's never easier - you just go faster.

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    "A horse, because a vest has no sleeves!"

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    That's not a plad dildo! That's my Thermos!

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    But by the grace of God, Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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