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    Proof: Ya ain't gotta be pretty for Pr0N

    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Actually she's pretty cute I think... better off than on...

    Now Tone's without makeup... hmmm
    It's all Here. Now.

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    After looking at those pictures, I think maybe I should start wearing makeup

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    OMFG!!! Seven of those girls live on my block and two of them live in my building!!! Never woulda recognized them with war paint on.

    Yet another reason to buy in my town, 007.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Actually she's pretty cute I think... better off than on...
    agreed quite naturally pretty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    OMFG!!! Seven of those girls live on my block and two of them live in my building!!! Never woulda recognized them with war paint on.

    Yet another reason to buy in my town, 007.
    where do you live and can i move in with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    OMFG!!! Seven of those girls live on my block and two of them live in my building!!! Never woulda recognized them with war paint on.

    Yet another reason to buy in my town, 007.
    better watch what you say, you might have the whole OC living as your neighbours.

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    Save me some floor space Hawg... I may need to check out your neighborhood.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Who looks at their faces, it's porn right?

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    But the real question begs, what is a porn star without anal bleaching?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    better watch what you say, you might have the whole OC living as your neighbours.
    Bring em on, all of them!

    Next OC camp nite will be held on my block in the middle of the street. We'll just cone it off at both ends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Who looks at their faces, it's porn right?
    Better words have never been written, nobody looks at their face.............................................. .................................................. ............
    .................................................. .........................................EXCEPT... .................................................. .................................................. ........
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    ...for the money shot!

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    Most those girls are not unattractive without makeup.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Proof: Ya ain't gotta be pretty for Pr0N

    So the makeup artist that wrote that article, you think she spends more time on faces, vajayjays or starfish?


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    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Yowza! Scary!!!
    one by nine works just fine but single speed is all ya need

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    There are no ugly women, just poor ones.
    Porn girls have money lol

    Proof: Ya ain't gotta be pretty for Pr0N-127733d1233306537-there-no-ugly-women-just-poor-ones-poor_girls.jpg

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    LOL, Whats wrong with wearing makeup and womens underwear and parading around the house when your alone?
    Who doesnt do that?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Whats wrong with wearing makeup and womens underwear and parading around the house when your alone?
    Who doesnt do that?
    Usually with just the makeup, women's undies make me itch.

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    I stopped wearing Nicole's undies when Hawg started asking about what smells fishy.

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    ^ ahhh, mystery solved!

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    Proof: Ya ain't gotta be pretty for Pr0N

    I'm just happy to wear Nicole's smelly bike shorts


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I'm just happy to wear Nicole's smelly bike shorts


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    You could start a new pr0n trend wearing them, ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Yuckety yuck!

    At least 2/3 of them looks like men. These are shemales?? Some even look like aliens ffs.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.

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