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    A pot to pee in?

    So Target is hitting the mark...actually nerve...with people over toilet issues.

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    At odds is the debate over sex vs. gender (i.e., the biological / chromosomal / genetic feature vs. one's social or internal alignment) and which pot to pee in.

    We had a new grocery store built in town and there was just a row of restrooms. More or less port-a-potties with plumbing and sinks. I liked that approach. I've been in rural France where there was just a room of toilets. On one wall was urinals. On the other, toilets. No walls, no privacy and "co-ed". When I walked in, men and women were simply performing a bodily function and get this, life went on. The world didn't stop.

    I've also had to use the women's restroom in an emergency. Again, life went on.

    Should all rest rooms become a free for all, I think life will simply go on without missing a beat. If nothing else, bathrooms might be focused more on the business and less on the phones and social time.

    What do you think, should we go wall-o-toilets or back to sex-specific rooms? I kind of like the idea of having a wall of urinals in one room (the express room) and a room of toilets (coed). I doubt we are ready for that. Anybody else have thoughts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I've also had to use the women's restroom in an emergency. Again, life went on.
    Hope you at least put the seat down when you were done.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Hope you at least put the seat down when you were done.
    I don't even put it up at home.
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    I'll get back with you I'm heading to the bathroom.
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    While we were out at the desert, I enjoyed many a "desert pee". That's where you go outside to pee in the open desert even though there is a perfectly functional toilet to use inside.

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    We had coed bathrooms in my dorm. I don't see why anybody cares about the bathroom these days b

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    We had coed bathrooms in my dorm. I don't see why anybody cares about the bathroom these days b
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
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    I agree. Just be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Seems natural enough. I'd go in there on purpose for the experience. Curiosity, curiosity, curiosity....

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    A pot to pee in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Totally. My notions of hot man poop smelling like cologne was shattered as well. By the way, in my experience, why do men read novels in there? Get in. Do yo biznez. Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Wait, who did the drinking and eating the Mexican food here, you or the hot chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Totally. My notions of hot man poop smelling like cologne was shattered as well. By the way, in my experience, why do men read novels in there? Get in. Do yo biznez. Get out.
    I know people who take fifteen minutes or more every time and it's annoying. It should take like...three.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Totally. My notions of hot man poop smelling like cologne was shattered as well. By the way, in my experience, why do men read novels in there? Get in. Do yo biznez. Get out.
    I'm not sure they are reading novels. Picture stories, perhaps.
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    It takes me about 30 seconds to lay an 18 inch hot one. Pull clothes down, sit, push, stand up, whip ass, pull clothes up and flush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    It takes me about 30 seconds to lay an 18 inch hot one. Pull clothes down, sit, push, stand up, whip ass, pull clothes up and flush.
    Whip ass? Interesting step, I usually wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Whip ass? Interesting step, I usually wipe.
    Yeah, that too! Haha, damn iPad!

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    I'm considering adding it to my routine. I usually keep my short whip for self flagellation in the lou anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    I'm considering adding it to my routine. I usually keep my short whip for self flagellation in the lou anyway.
    An S&M shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Wait, who did the drinking and eating the Mexican food here, you or the hot chick?
    Hmmm, good question. Both??
    Low and slack.

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    I need my privacy when I knock one out....there's no way I could take care of business without a stall, let alone in the presence of a female.
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Just to put everyone's mind at ease...

    Everyone Poops
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Battlesh!ts?

    Doesn't matter to me personally, but I could see some of the fairer sex being a little concerned. Probably unnecessarily so in the vast majority of instances, but that room can afford some privacy or refuge to those who are unnecessarily concerned for their well being. Also, where else would the ladies go to powder their nose and talk crap about the guys they're hanging with?
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?

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    I saw a license plate on the way to my office this morning.

    POOOLVR

    I was going to ask what it meant, but was afraid of getting a shitty look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    Is there a crapper limit we should be concerned about?
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    This technically is a pee thread. It might be the first. DJ - can you research this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    Two?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    This technically is a pee thread.

    We only need one of these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    While we were out at the desert, I enjoyed many a "desert pee". That's where you go outside to pee in the open desert even though there is a perfectly functional toilet to use inside.
    The world is my urinal.

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    So what is the correct protocol when leaving a trans-gender bathroom.......seat up or down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    So what is the correct protocol when leaving a trans-gender bathroom.......seat up or down?
    Use the leave no trace principle of leave it as you found it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    It takes me about 30 seconds to lay an 18 inch hot one. Pull clothes down, sit, push, stand up, whip ass, pull clothes up and flush.
    You wipe standing up?

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    ^I thought that was weird, too, but I know other people who say they do also.

    Like, it's so much easier to do sitting down.
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    ^ Yeah he did seem to have a weird habit. Doesn't even strip naked to crap. Not sure why anyone would keep any article of clothing on when crapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    This technically is a pee thread. It might be the first. DJ - can you research this?

    From my memory banks I came up with nothing, but that's not saying too much.

    From my research I've got nothing and that speaks volumes.

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    I pee outside a lot. Not because it turns me on, but because I have such a crappy crapper. Takes 2 or 3 flushes to clear the bowl, and even then I need to clean it every other day.

    Stupid regulations & cheap landlords add up to a big, steamy pile of... almost said the p**p word... PEE!!
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    I do wonder how much water is wasted to flush pee down the drain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Mackenzie View Post
    You wipe standing up?
    Wait. You guys wipe?! Why? Cavemen didn't wipe. It's natural to adorn a personal odor. It's how we identify one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I do wonder how much water is wasted to flush pee down the drain.
    Our newest ultra low volume toilets use just .8 gallons per flush. They build up a vacuum internally. You have to hold the button down for 2-3 seconds while the vacuum builds up and then upon release, your Lincoln logs get sucked down, chased by a small amount of water to wash away the skid marks.

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    I always think it's really odd when guys totally drop trou to pee at a urinal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Mackenzie View Post
    You wipe standing up?
    I don't want my hand to touch the poop water, so I stand up, been doin' that since I stopped pooping in diapers.

    Girls wipe sitting down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Mackenzie View Post
    You wipe standing up?
    Yes, I do. Why would I want to drag shit across my nut sack? I also have to hold my pecker up while doing a number two or it touches the water in the toilet, and that's super gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
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    Yes, I do. Why would I want to drag shit across my nut sack? I also have to hold my pecker up while doing a number two or it touches the water in the toilet, and that's super gross!
    That brings up another question...

    If we have no plans to create offspring, why would we keep our nuts and nutsack?

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    Hahha. If you wipe the other way you won't drag anything across your sac genius.

    However. Your observation that the water is cold serves you well. I would add that it is deep also


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That brings up another question...

    If we have no plans to create offspring, why would we keep our nuts and nutsack?
    Well for me, it's kind of a game for women. They try and get my whole nut sack in their mouth. No one has succeeded yet. So, I'd like to keep them. Besides, when I get bored I do like to roll them around in my hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Well for me, it's kind of a game for women. They try and get my whole nut sack in their mouth. No one has succeeded yet. So, I'd like to keep them.
    I hope that you make sure that there isn't any poop stuck to the back of it before the tea-bagging begins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek200 View Post
    Hahha. If you wipe the other way you won't drag anything across your sac genius.

    However. Your observation that the water is cold serves you well. I would add that it is deep also


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    If you wipe from the front, you'll drag. Unless you have no balls or your balls are deflated. And no, it's not to deep, but it does dip in. Again, super gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I don't want my hand to touch the poop water, so I stand up, been doin' that since I stopped pooping in diapers.

    Girls wipe sitting down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Yes, I do. Why would I want to drag shit across my nut sack? I also have to hold my pecker up while doing a number two or it touches the water in the toilet, and that's super gross!
    You guys are just looking for excuses. The real reason. You're careless. It's easy to both not touch the water and hold your scrotum out of the way with the other hand if needed.

    And I don't have the pecker in the water problem. Benefits of having a small member.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I hope that you make sure that there isn't any poop stuck to the back of it before the tea-bagging begins?
    No, that's why I wipe from behind. I don't know about you, but my sack is more on the front side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    You guys are just looking for excuses. The real reason. You're careless. It's easy to both not touch the water and hold your scrotum out of the way with the other hand if needed.

    And I don't have the pecker in the water problem. Benefits of having a small member.
    Men stand up and wipe, and stand to pee. I'm guessing you sit and pee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    No, that's why I wipe from behind. I don't know about you, but my sack is more on the front side.
    I don't about this. I have my doubts. I bet that the backside of your sack would not pass the fecal matter test..... and you're putting that filthy thing in some innocent girl's mouth?!

    Tisk-tisk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Men stand up and wipe, and stand to pee. I'm guessing you sit and pee?
    No, but I guess it wouldn't really matter if I did. Kinda seems like an unnecessary rule to me.

    I'm guessing you like unnecessary rules?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I don't about this. I have my doubts. I bet that the backside of your sack would not pass the fecal matter test..... and you're putting that filthy thing in some innocent girl's mouth?!

    Tisk-tisk
    Yes I am, on a regular basis! And, most of them are guilty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Yes I am, on a regular basis! And, most of them are guilty.
    Shame on you!

    Women are innocent, Godly creatures who should be treated tenderly and with the utmost respect at all times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    No, but I guess it wouldn't really matter if I did. Kinda seems like an unnecessary rule to me.

    I'm guessing you like unnecessary rules?
    Nope, just don't like dragging shit across my nut sack, while trying to hold my package out of the water. Some actions are born out of pure necessity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Shame on you!

    Women are innocent, Godly creatures who should be treated tenderly and with the utmost respect at all times.
    Not at my compound. Around here it's drop your panties at the front gate or go home. But, you can keep your panties on if you visit.

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    If your package is anywhere near the water line you are hung like a liar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Nope, just don't like dragging shit across my nut sack, while trying to hold my package out of the water. Some actions are born out of pure necessity.
    I'm not buying it. Real seems like a false dichotomy. Or maybe a personal problem.
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    I have an important question for all of you standing pissers:

    1) Do you lift the toilet seat every time before your spray urine molecules everywhere?

    2) Do you put the toilet seat back down?

    3) Do you wipe up and drips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Not at my compound. Around here it's drop your panties at the front gate or go home. But, you can keep your panties on if you visit.
    "compound"

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    If your package is anywhere near the water line you are hung like a liar.
    Well, im sorry you don't have that problem. I'd post a picture, but I don't think that would go over very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Well, im sorry you don't have that problem. I'd post a picture, but I don't think that would go over very well.
    Oh just do it. What's the worst that can happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "compound"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Well, im sorry you don't have that problem. I'd post a picture, but I don't think that would go over very well.
    Not buying it. If it was the case, you need to be checked for testicular cancer or need to stop hanging crap from your balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Oh just do it. What's the worst that can happen?
    I'm afraid that if he does, I might reply with "Jeezuss, dude, that's tumor. You'd better go see a doctor!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    If your package is anywhere near the water line you are hung like a liar.
    Read number 13.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm afraid that if he does, I might reply with "Jeezuss, dude, that's tumor. You'd better go see a doctor!".
    Or maybe that's what he's afraid of....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm afraid that if he does, I might reply with "Jeezuss, dude, that's tumor. You'd better go see a doctor!".
    I did, and she couldn't fit them in her mouth.

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    I'd love to see the expression on GOB's face as she's reading today's posts in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I have an important question for all of you standing pissers:

    1) Do you lift the toilet seat every time before your spray urine molecules everywhere?

    2) Do you put the toilet seat back down?

    3) Do you wipe up and drips?
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    I'm not trailer trash, dude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Still not buying it. That said if the water was high enough not if the balls were low enough. Sorry. It might be time to rethink your kinks if you sack dangles so low that you whistle a little tune -- do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Still not buying it. That said if the water was high enough not if the balls were low enough. Sorry. It might be time to rethink your kinks if you sack dangles so low that you whistle a little tune -- do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. ...
    ^ oh man that is too funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I'd love to see the expression on GOB's face as she's reading today's posts in this thread.
    Maybe she can petition the administrations to get a face palm emoticon added to the site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Still not buying it. That said if the water was high enough not if the balls were low enough. Sorry. It might be time to rethink your kinks if you sack dangles so low that you whistle a little tune -- do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. ...
    Dude, you have way to much interest in my balls. Do I need a restraining order? For ****s sake, my package hits the ****ing water 75% of the time. What the **** do you want me to do? Show you?

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    You were the one that "floated" the idea. I'm just calling bs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    You were the one that "floated" the idea. I'm just calling bs.
    "bs"??? As is "ball sacK"???

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    MCS, you're the one who has now hinted at showing us a picture twice. What do you want us to do? Ask you to show us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "bs"??? As is "ball sacK"???
    balloon sack...after all this is the internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    MCS, you're the one who has now hinted at showing us a picture twice. What do you want us to do? Ask you to show us?
    This thread is gonna get canned any second now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    MCS, you're the one who has now hinted at showing us a picture twice. What do you want us to do? Ask you to show us?
    You're not getting a picture. You guys are sickos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    This thread is gonna get canned any second now.
    You think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    This thread is gonna get canned any second now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    You're not getting a picture. You guys are sickos!
    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    You think?
    Someone's gonna get sacked.

    They're gonna flush us all out.
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    ^ Haha, that's a good one!

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    This thread might end up in the shitter!

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    I was wondering where everyone was hanging out tonight. I stumbled into the outhouse and here you all are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I was wondering where everyone was hanging out tonight. I stumbled into the outhouse and here you all are.


    I was trying to tell jokes but your skimming ruined the fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I was trying to tell jokes but your skimming ruined the fun.
    If any thread deserved skimming it would be this one. Even the skimmer is clogged up after just one swipe.
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    Well, this thread really pooped out!

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    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
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    Has anyone done research to learn when separate bathrooms were introduced? Is it a Puritan thing?
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    I got fired from a job once, for entering the ladies restroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I got fired from a job once, for entering the ladies restroom.
    Did you leave smiling? Is that why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I got fired from a job once, for entering the ladies restroom.
    You should have told them you are a hermaphrodite and that you can go in either bathroom.

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    I took on a janitorial job at a ski resort restaurant to get the season pass. I could board all day but I'd have to check the bathrooms every couple hours. One epic powder weekend there were at least 20 ladies waiting to get into the ladies room, and they freaked when I put the bathroom closed sign up. Feeling the pressure (and wanting to get back out and hit pow!), I barged in without waiting for all the girls to leave the room and started emptying trash cans. An older lady came out of one of the stalls and flipped out, demanded to see my manager, and proceeded to make sure I was fired on the spot.
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    That's not even fair. Mondo bummage.

    That doesn't sound like the kinda job they give you a protocol for that situation.
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    It was for the better, I got a job working in the kitchen the next season and had one of the best times of my life.

    That one lady would not have been ok with coed bathrooms.
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    Wtf guys?!

    And good for you corn for always being sunny.

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