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    A pot to pee in?

    So Target is hitting the mark...actually nerve...with people over toilet issues.

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    At odds is the debate over sex vs. gender (i.e., the biological / chromosomal / genetic feature vs. one's social or internal alignment) and which pot to pee in.

    We had a new grocery store built in town and there was just a row of restrooms. More or less port-a-potties with plumbing and sinks. I liked that approach. I've been in rural France where there was just a room of toilets. On one wall was urinals. On the other, toilets. No walls, no privacy and "co-ed". When I walked in, men and women were simply performing a bodily function and get this, life went on. The world didn't stop.

    I've also had to use the women's restroom in an emergency. Again, life went on.

    Should all rest rooms become a free for all, I think life will simply go on without missing a beat. If nothing else, bathrooms might be focused more on the business and less on the phones and social time.

    What do you think, should we go wall-o-toilets or back to sex-specific rooms? I kind of like the idea of having a wall of urinals in one room (the express room) and a room of toilets (coed). I doubt we are ready for that. Anybody else have thoughts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I've also had to use the women's restroom in an emergency. Again, life went on.
    Hope you at least put the seat down when you were done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Hope you at least put the seat down when you were done.
    I don't even put it up at home.
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    I'll get back with you I'm heading to the bathroom.
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    While we were out at the desert, I enjoyed many a "desert pee". That's where you go outside to pee in the open desert even though there is a perfectly functional toilet to use inside.

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    We had coed bathrooms in my dorm. I don't see why anybody cares about the bathroom these days b

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    We had coed bathrooms in my dorm. I don't see why anybody cares about the bathroom these days b
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
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    I agree. Just be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Seems natural enough. I'd go in there on purpose for the experience. Curiosity, curiosity, curiosity....

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    A pot to pee in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Totally. My notions of hot man poop smelling like cologne was shattered as well. By the way, in my experience, why do men read novels in there? Get in. Do yo biznez. Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Wait, who did the drinking and eating the Mexican food here, you or the hot chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Totally. My notions of hot man poop smelling like cologne was shattered as well. By the way, in my experience, why do men read novels in there? Get in. Do yo biznez. Get out.
    I know people who take fifteen minutes or more every time and it's annoying. It should take like...three.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Totally. My notions of hot man poop smelling like cologne was shattered as well. By the way, in my experience, why do men read novels in there? Get in. Do yo biznez. Get out.
    I'm not sure they are reading novels. Picture stories, perhaps.
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    It takes me about 30 seconds to lay an 18 inch hot one. Pull clothes down, sit, push, stand up, whip ass, pull clothes up and flush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    It takes me about 30 seconds to lay an 18 inch hot one. Pull clothes down, sit, push, stand up, whip ass, pull clothes up and flush.
    Whip ass? Interesting step, I usually wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Whip ass? Interesting step, I usually wipe.
    Yeah, that too! Haha, damn iPad!

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    I'm considering adding it to my routine. I usually keep my short whip for self flagellation in the lou anyway.
    i am basically just an organic pattern recognition algorithm

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    I'm considering adding it to my routine. I usually keep my short whip for self flagellation in the lou anyway.
    An S&M shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Wait, who did the drinking and eating the Mexican food here, you or the hot chick?
    Hmmm, good question. Both??
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    I need my privacy when I knock one out....there's no way I could take care of business without a stall, let alone in the presence of a female.
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    Just to put everyone's mind at ease...

    Everyone Poops
    - the movie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    My only concern would be going in there after the really hot chick from down the hall unloaded after a night of drinking and mexican food.
    Battlesh!ts?

    Doesn't matter to me personally, but I could see some of the fairer sex being a little concerned. Probably unnecessarily so in the vast majority of instances, but that room can afford some privacy or refuge to those who are unnecessarily concerned for their well being. Also, where else would the ladies go to powder their nose and talk crap about the guys they're hanging with?
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?

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    I saw a license plate on the way to my office this morning.

    POOOLVR

    I was going to ask what it meant, but was afraid of getting a shitty look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    Is there a crapper limit we should be concerned about?
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    I was just about to post a long reply when suddenly nature called.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    This technically is a pee thread. It might be the first. DJ - can you research this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    Two?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    This technically is a pee thread.

    We only need one of these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    While we were out at the desert, I enjoyed many a "desert pee". That's where you go outside to pee in the open desert even though there is a perfectly functional toilet to use inside.
    The world is my urinal.

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    So what is the correct protocol when leaving a trans-gender bathroom.......seat up or down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    So what is the correct protocol when leaving a trans-gender bathroom.......seat up or down?
    Use the leave no trace principle of leave it as you found it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    It takes me about 30 seconds to lay an 18 inch hot one. Pull clothes down, sit, push, stand up, whip ass, pull clothes up and flush.
    You wipe standing up?

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    ^I thought that was weird, too, but I know other people who say they do also.

    Like, it's so much easier to do sitting down.
    i am basically just an organic pattern recognition algorithm

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    ^ Yeah he did seem to have a weird habit. Doesn't even strip naked to crap. Not sure why anyone would keep any article of clothing on when crapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    so, how many poop threads do you guys need anyway?
    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    This technically is a pee thread. It might be the first. DJ - can you research this?

    From my memory banks I came up with nothing, but that's not saying too much.

    From my research I've got nothing and that speaks volumes.

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    I pee outside a lot. Not because it turns me on, but because I have such a crappy crapper. Takes 2 or 3 flushes to clear the bowl, and even then I need to clean it every other day.

    Stupid regulations & cheap landlords add up to a big, steamy pile of... almost said the p**p word... PEE!!

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    I do wonder how much water is wasted to flush pee down the drain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Mackenzie View Post
    You wipe standing up?
    Wait. You guys wipe?! Why? Cavemen didn't wipe. It's natural to adorn a personal odor. It's how we identify one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I do wonder how much water is wasted to flush pee down the drain.
    Our newest ultra low volume toilets use just .8 gallons per flush. They build up a vacuum internally. You have to hold the button down for 2-3 seconds while the vacuum builds up and then upon release, your Lincoln logs get sucked down, chased by a small amount of water to wash away the skid marks.

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    I always think it's really odd when guys totally drop trou to pee at a urinal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Mackenzie View Post
    You wipe standing up?
    I don't want my hand to touch the poop water, so I stand up, been doin' that since I stopped pooping in diapers.

    Girls wipe sitting down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Mackenzie View Post
    You wipe standing up?
    Yes, I do. Why would I want to drag shit across my nut sack? I also have to hold my pecker up while doing a number two or it touches the water in the toilet, and that's super gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
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    Yes, I do. Why would I want to drag shit across my nut sack? I also have to hold my pecker up while doing a number two or it touches the water in the toilet, and that's super gross!
    That brings up another question...

    If we have no plans to create offspring, why would we keep our nuts and nutsack?

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    Hahha. If you wipe the other way you won't drag anything across your sac genius.

    However. Your observation that the water is cold serves you well. I would add that it is deep also


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That brings up another question...

    If we have no plans to create offspring, why would we keep our nuts and nutsack?
    Well for me, it's kind of a game for women. They try and get my whole nut sack in their mouth. No one has succeeded yet. So, I'd like to keep them. Besides, when I get bored I do like to roll them around in my hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Well for me, it's kind of a game for women. They try and get my whole nut sack in their mouth. No one has succeeded yet. So, I'd like to keep them.
    I hope that you make sure that there isn't any poop stuck to the back of it before the tea-bagging begins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek200 View Post
    Hahha. If you wipe the other way you won't drag anything across your sac genius.

    However. Your observation that the water is cold serves you well. I would add that it is deep also


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    If you wipe from the front, you'll drag. Unless you have no balls or your balls are deflated. And no, it's not to deep, but it does dip in. Again, super gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I don't want my hand to touch the poop water, so I stand up, been doin' that since I stopped pooping in diapers.

    Girls wipe sitting down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Yes, I do. Why would I want to drag shit across my nut sack? I also have to hold my pecker up while doing a number two or it touches the water in the toilet, and that's super gross!
    You guys are just looking for excuses. The real reason. You're careless. It's easy to both not touch the water and hold your scrotum out of the way with the other hand if needed.

    And I don't have the pecker in the water problem. Benefits of having a small member.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I hope that you make sure that there isn't any poop stuck to the back of it before the tea-bagging begins?
    No, that's why I wipe from behind. I don't know about you, but my sack is more on the front side.

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