• 12-01-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Pictures of things you find funny
    Not everyone shares my sense of humor. I've been told that by various teachers, wives, girlfriends, judges, etc. I find humor in almost anything. Here are some pictures of things that I find funny.

    Feel free to post pictures that you've taken of things you find funny. Please explain why it's funny to you. Sometimes it's not immediately obvious. Please don't pull pictures off the web. I'm looking for stuff that was so funny to you that you took the time to snap a picture of it.

    I find signs to be a great source of amusement. This one explains that the penalty for dumping garbage in the alleyway is to have it hauled away. Man! I was going to come back later and take that garbage home.

    Attachment 741604
  • 12-01-2012
    knoob
    1 Attachment(s)
    No words needed!
  • 12-01-2012
    heyyall
    1 Attachment(s)
    You have to wonder if the floor would be more comfortable for my dog.

    Attachment 741607
  • 12-01-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    August 2012. A very "redneck" area. I spent the rest of the day looking for 8-tracks.

    Attachment 741615
  • 12-01-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    This one is funny twice. At first glance I saw a "No Russian Dancers" sign. The other thing that made it funny is that these signs are on the sidewalk outside the cancer hospital where I spent a few months this year. The staff at the hospital make a point of standing on the signs to have their smoke breaks.

    Attachment 741617
  • 12-01-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    More cancer hospital stuff.
    How do I get a job here? I've been doing it all my life. Might as well get paid for it.

    Attachment 741628
  • 12-01-2012
    freighttrainuphill
    Here's the best of the hard shyt I've seen over the years. More can be found here. I will update that folder as I see more funny things :D.




















  • 12-02-2012
    DIRTJUNKIE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by knoob View Post
    No words needed!

    So what funny shiit am I missing in this Wall Mart photo.:confused:
  • 12-02-2012
    Hutch3637
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    So what funny shiit am I missing in this Wall Mart photo.:confused:

    Rolls Royce parked in a handicapped spot with Rick James loading his groceries.

  • 12-02-2012
    net wurker
    (everyone chant now) FOUR....MORE.....YEARS.....!
  • 12-02-2012
    Shark
    5 Attachment(s)
    All these are pics I took:
  • 12-02-2012
    Shark
    2 Attachment(s)
    Couple more....
  • 12-02-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Grade 9 bring your kids to work(school)?
    Attachment 741744
  • 12-02-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    This one takes a little explaining. I'm at a union convention in Niagara Falls with my lady last week. Her union is voting on a strike for higher wages. There are 1000 people being put up in the 3 best hotels in town for 2 days. Do you think too much wages might be going for union dues?

    Attachment 741745
  • 12-02-2012
    Pedalphile
    This was posted at a rest area in NC:



    I understand what they're trying to prevent, but where does one draw the line between resting and loitering?
  • 12-02-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pedalphile View Post
    This was posted at a rest area in NC:



    I understand what they're trying to prevent, but where does one draw the line between resting and loitering?

    See? My sense of humor saw a sign telling police to notice the sign and not loiter there.
  • 12-02-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Caution! Stunt cyclists in the area.

    Attachment 741755
  • 12-02-2012
    DIRTJUNKIE
    [QUOTE=Hutch3637;9926595]Rolls Royce parked in a handicapped spot with Rick James loading his groceries.

    So we have a handicapped rich dude driving a Rolls, who pays a Rick James look a like to load his groceries. I guess it's an all too common of a sight for me coming from Southern California.
  • 12-02-2012
    Pedalphile
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    See? My sense of humor saw a sign telling police to notice the sign and not loiter there.

    Or perhaps the sign is telling police to take the sign?
  • 12-02-2012
    AZ
    1 Attachment(s)
    These are so pathetic that they are laughable.
  • 12-02-2012
    2ridealot
    1 Attachment(s)
    Similar to TN's sign

    Beware of dudes jumping off motorcycles in corner
  • 12-02-2012
    Pedalphile
    I'm interpreting that as 'do not attempt to ride the rainbow'.
  • 12-02-2012
    aerius
    I saw these ones while riding around town on my bike



  • 12-02-2012
    SCR818
    4 Attachment(s)
    Here's a few I found online...
  • 12-02-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Please remember. Your own pictures. It's easy to find funny pictures on the web. We'd like to see the things you see on your travels.:)

    I seriously didn't know where my bike was and I was starting to get a little angry with the 60 or so kids who did know where it was.
  • 12-02-2012
    SCR818
    Oooops, party foul on my part. Sawwweeee :cryin:
  • 12-02-2012
    freighttrainuphill
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Please remember. Your own pictures. It's easy to find funny pictures on the web. We'd like to see the things you see on your travels.:)

    I seriously didn't know where my bike was and I was starting to get a little angry with the 60 or so kids who did know where it was.

    Classic! :lol: I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I looked at that picture! :D

    All my pictures are my own. I carry a camera everywhere to capture random pictures and video. You never know when you're going to see something interesting.
  • 12-02-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Oooops, party foul on my part. Sawwweeee :cryin:

    I guess I could have PMed you, but where's the fun in that?:D
  • 12-02-2012
    sillywantos
    A local dentist office.


  • 12-03-2012
    jmmUT
    Found this outside of Salt Lake. This is why you need to go to school, kiddos. Can you find all the things wrong with this?
  • 12-03-2012
    net wurker
    ^ They were really only close for 2 week? And they misspelled MANAGEREMENT?

    Also, makinig a sign by hand without a computer and a spell checker can be really inconvenien at times.
  • 12-03-2012
    AZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ^ They were really only close for 2 week? And they misspelled MANAGEREMENT?





    Spell check on "Chevron". :D:D
  • 12-03-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jmmorath View Post
    Found this outside of Salt Lake. This is why you need to go to school, kiddos. Can you find all the things wrong with this?

    I think the signature is a forgery. It looks more like Texaco's handwriting.
  • 12-03-2012
    net wurker
    So that wasn't really from the Cheveron Managerement?
  • 12-03-2012
    53119
    3 Attachment(s)
  • 12-03-2012
    Pedalphile
    They be closed long time.
  • 12-03-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    So that wasn't really from the Cheveron Managerement?

    No, I don't think so. It was a clever trick to get people to go to the Texaco across the street. It even fooled the Cheveron employees who left the sign up for 6 months because no one knew when the 3 weeks was up.

    It doesn't say when the 3 weeks starts.
  • 12-03-2012
    53119
    crap. sorry, trail. went right to posting and didn't read the "own picture" sign. my apologies
  • 12-03-2012
    Dion
    8 Attachment(s)
    All my photos! I am hyper-vigilant and notice a lot of things.

    EDIT: I need to resize these!

    * * * * *

    I miss my Rocky. This was a common thing. :D

    Attachment 742099

    I don't know how many of you have Asians where you live, but around here we have A LOT. Chinese women love these masks (they also cover their entire body, gloves and all, when the sun is out to preserve their porcelain skin). The first time you see a Chinese woman wearing one, you say WFT? I bought one for my mom. :D

    Attachment 742100

    I purposely take the multi-use path to get to the trails so that I don't have to ride among cars. Dog walkers, children, cyclists, old people, etc. use this trail. Well, this stupid f*ck had a different agenda. Not funny, but shake your head in disgust and sarcastic laughter funny.

    Attachment 742101

    One is lip balm, the other is Super Glue. Not a good time if you're not paying attentions.

    Attachment 742102

    My wife, lecturing me about candy consumption, without even being there.

    Attachment 742103

    Upload anal?

    Attachment 742104

    They had to put up this sign because you know somebody tried.

    Attachment 742105

    Perfect parking spot.

    Attachment 742106
  • 12-03-2012
    Dion
    YIKES! Let me resize those.
  • 12-03-2012
    SCR818
    Some of those pics aren't really "funny". I'd neg rep you but it clearly says not to at the bottom of your posts. :D
  • 12-03-2012
    Dion
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Some of those pics aren't really "funny". I'd neg rep you but it clearly says not to at the bottom of your posts. :D

    Just doing what the thread asks... :rolleyes:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Feel free to post pictures that you've taken of things you find funny. Please explain why it's funny to you.

  • 12-03-2012
    SCR818
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Just doing what the thread asks... :rolleyes:

    I know... just giving you a hard time from down here where it has not rained as hard as it has up there. :D
  • 12-03-2012
    Trail Ninja
    The idea of the thread was to show what you find funny. We get an idea of the warped sense of humor some of us have.

    Dion's stuff was funny to me. I love the irony in the first picture.

    I'm still trying to get a picture of the huge 4-door Chrysler Intrepid Sport that keeps driving by my house.
  • 12-03-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    The view from the cancer clinic in Hamilton Ontario. I don't know why Hamilton would need a cancer clinic.

    Attachment 742113
  • 12-03-2012
    SCR818
    ^ Funny in an ironic kinda way. But sad all the same.
  • 12-03-2012
    MonroeMTB
  • 12-03-2012
    Dion
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I know... just giving you a hard time from down here where it has not rained as hard as it has up there. :D

    Damn... :cryin:

    :p
  • 12-03-2012
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Impenetrable thorn bushes, trees, sharp rocks and it's a cliff.

    Attachment 742315
  • 12-06-2012
    Shark
    1 Attachment(s)
    One more I took :)
  • 12-06-2012
    rogerfromco
    1 Attachment(s)
    Snapped this one in SC last spring - funny and offensive "southern charm" name for a restaurant I guess. I think they must own a bar called "Wife Beater" too! :madman:
  • 12-06-2012
    SkiNBike
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 53119 View Post

    These guys are just as bad as the local cycling club in my town. They just like to spread their disease all over Michigan instead.
  • 12-06-2012
    rogerfromco
    1 Attachment(s)
    I saw this in a Walmart parking lot (seriously) while picking up some meds for my mother after her pacemaker surgery in 2011.
  • 12-06-2012
    rogerfromco
    1 Attachment(s)
    This is the back of my wife's riding shirt.
  • 12-07-2012
    Shark
    2 Attachment(s)
    They really DO go anywhere....sweet! Now that I know this...watch out! :thumbsup:
  • 12-07-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    They really DO go anywhere....sweet! Now that I know this...watch out! :thumbsup:

    Is that you new car?
    For some reason I was thinking CJ.
  • 12-07-2012
    cmdrpiffle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pedalphile View Post
    I'm interpreting that as 'do not attempt to ride the rainbow'.

    NEVER attempt to ride the rainbow!:thumbsup:
  • 12-08-2012
    freighttrainuphill
    Price tag on a fatbike I saw at the LBS a couple days ago :lol:

  • 12-08-2012
    zeppy
    2 Attachment(s)
    The parking one is obvious; the Moose one requires a bit of explaining. It's the "Moose Family Center"... one of our cats is also named Moose, however. I thought it was hilarious and that the whole parking lot should only be used by our cat.
  • 12-08-2012
    Joe-it-all
    Last seasons model, but pre-order now!

  • 12-08-2012
    deke505
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    The view from the cancer clinic in Hamilton Ontario. I don't know why Hamilton would need a cancer clinic.

    Attachment 742113

    actually most of that smoke gets blown east towards Toronto. Most of Hamilton is west of there:thumbsup:
  • 12-08-2012
    dirt farmer


    Sorry, not mine. But I did just about pass a stone laughing so hard when I saw this.
  • 12-08-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    actually most of that smoke gets blown east towards Toronto. Most of Hamilton is west of there:thumbsup:

    It's OK Deke. I don't hate Hamilton. I actually kind of like it. If I had to live in a city in Ontario, I'd probably pick Hamilton. There's a pretty impressive trail system hidden in that town. That's all I'm saying about it. (the trail system)

    Did you recognize the "No Tobogganing" sign at the top of Jolley Cut?
  • 12-31-2012
    freighttrainuphill
    Seen on a car parked in front of a local sex toy store..

  • 12-31-2012
    SkiNBike
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by knoob View Post
    No words needed!

    You found my tax dollars!
  • 12-31-2012
    dirt farmer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SkiNBike View Post
    You found my tax dollars!

    God forbid a (most likely) black man with an expensive car! At Wal-Mart, nonetheless!! Whatever shall we do?

    Let's call the Tea Party Police!!
  • 12-31-2012
    SkiNBike
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    God forbid a (most likely) black man with an expensive car! At Wal-Mart, nonetheless!! Whatever shall we do?

    Let's call the Tea Party Police!!

    Can't tell skin color or gender in the photo.

    Calm down.
  • 12-31-2012
    dirt farmer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SkiNBike View Post
    Can't tell skin color or gender in the photo.

    Calm down.

    Hence my "most likely" interjection.

    What exactly was your point, anyway?
  • 01-01-2013
    knoob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SkiNBike View Post
    Can't tell skin color or gender in the photo.

    Calm down.

    Black male, mid-50's

    Now you know the......rest........of......the.......story :D
  • 01-02-2013
    XLNC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Caution! Stunt cyclists in the area.

    Attachment 741755

    that picture is right around the corner from my house and yes there is a very high number of people that ride like that....
  • 01-02-2013
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by XLNC View Post
    that picture is right around the corner from my house and yes there is a very high number of people that ride like that....

    You've probably seen this around there then.
    Attachment 749990
    I like that town.:thumbsup:
    The "No Tobogganing" sign and the "We'll haul your garbage away for free" sign are from your neighbourhood too.
    ... run down the Wentworth stairs, walk up the Wentworth stairs, rinse & repeat. :D
    I spent a lot of time watching people do that when I was living at Juravinski.
  • 01-30-2013
    freighttrainuphill
    Here's a couple new ones I've seen around town.

    Sign placement fail



    Sign on entrance to local laundromat

  • 01-30-2013
    freighttrainuphill
    Wow, it looks like this forum upgrade took away our ability to edit older posts. It also made the censor even worse, as two of the pics I posted earlier in this thread no longer show because they had the word d i c k in the photo title.

    Here's the two pics that disappeared from this post. I re-uploaded them to Photobucket with a different title, so they show now.



    This one is the front part of the truck that says "A Treat for Your Meat".

  • 02-02-2013
    Boyonabyke









    I find this one funny just because we all jiggle a little as we get older.


  • 02-02-2013
    Trail Ninja
    2 Attachment(s)
    Opposite ends of the same laneway.

    Attachment 767497

    If you shake the sign the "google eyes" move. That's why it's all busted up. People keep hitting the sign with sticks.
    Attachment 767498
  • 02-02-2013
    PhaseSpace168
    Hard times for this hot pocket. It was in front of a jack in the box near Albuquerque when I went to angel fire.

    <img src="http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/562997_224028134389915_1884430373_n.jpg">
  • 02-03-2013
    Spec7
    It's safe here....promise!
  • 02-03-2013
    Le Pirate
    1 Attachment(s)
    Got this in the mail the other day.

    Attachment 768028

    WTF? I thought penguins were made for the cold? And where did he get that bowtie?
  • 02-04-2013
    skullcap
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Le Pirate View Post
    Got this in the mail the other day.

    Attachment 768028

    WTF? I thought penguins were made for the cold? And where did he get that bowtie?



    I know! We get those in the lab with samples and reagents in them all the time. The first time I saw one I laughed out loud--What the....? And then I drew him a tophat, tails and a cane with my sharpie. I mean really, who left those off?
  • 02-04-2013
    Le Pirate
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by skullcap View Post
    I know! We get those in the lab with samples and reagents in them all the time. The first time I saw one I laughed out loud--What the....? And then I drew him a tophat, tails and a cane with my sharpie. I mean really, who left those off?

    That was exactly what the box was-lab supplies...

    I immediately took out my phone so I could show it to other people. I'm not sure why I find it so hilarious, but I'm glad I'm not the only one!
  • 02-04-2013
    skullcap
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Le Pirate View Post
    That was exactly what the box was-lab supplies...

    I immediately took out my phone so I could show it to other people. I'm not sure why I find it so hilarious, but I'm glad I'm not the only one!



    More recently I saw one in the trash that had a table with two champagne glasses drawn on it on one side of the penguin and a champagne chiller with a bottle in it on the his other side. Definitely not just you.
  • 02-04-2013
    natzx7
    1 Attachment(s)
    Found this masterpiece in an elevator in downtown St Petersburg, FL. Once I figured out what someone was trying to explain, we got the elevator going.
  • 02-04-2013
    kjlued
    1 Attachment(s)
    Kind of hard to see, but read the sign and look to the bottom left of it.

    Attachment 768657
  • 02-04-2013
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    When I was in grade 9 the girls had to leave their kids at home. It's good to see the times are changing.

    Attachment 768680
  • 02-05-2013
    Pedalphile
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    When I was in grade 9 the girls had to leave their kids at home. It's good to see the times are changing.

    Well, it's grade 9. These moms have some experience at this point, unlike those pesky 7th grade moms who just let their kids run rampant everywhere.
  • 02-05-2013
    Fishbucket
    Printer.....





    has got a name....

  • 02-08-2013
    jeffw-13
    1 Attachment(s)
    Re: Pictures of things you find funny
    At work about 10 minutes ago...

    Attachment 769827
  • 02-08-2013
    Fishbucket
    Anybody got a Quarter???

    :lol:
  • 02-08-2013
    skullcap
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Anybody got a Quarter???

    :lol:



    I know! Slots anyone?
  • 02-09-2013
    heyyall
    3 Attachment(s)
    Pictures of things you find funny
    After enduring months of someone clogging the office toilet DAILY, someone plastered the stall walls with these signs. Knock on wood, we are celebrating one week of clog free crapping.

    Attachment 770099
    Attachment 770100
    Attachment 770101

    I wonder who could have created such signs?????
  • 02-09-2013
    Le Pirate
    I can't read the middle one, but the bottom one is classic!!!
  • 02-09-2013
    heyyall
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Le Pirate View Post
    I can't read the middle one, but the bottom one is classic!!!

    The middle one says:
    USE WITH CAUTION (when used in excess, you will clog the toilet AGAIN)
  • 02-09-2013
    sasquatch rides a SS
    Was at a cyclocross race a couple weeks ago and noticed that somebody wrote this on the food truck :lol:

  • 02-09-2013
    zeppy
    2 Attachment(s)
  • 02-12-2013
    freighttrainuphill
    Seen around town today.

  • 02-12-2013
    Trail Ninja
    1 Attachment(s)
    Seriously, this was perfectly good singletrack 3 weeks ago. Now it's been damaged beyond repair.
    Attachment 771343
  • 02-13-2013
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wooden Tiger View Post
    As for this one, my mom was sleeping and I took the prime opportunity to snag a corny photo. Unfortunately, mom woke up as the pic was being snapped and asked me, "Daniel, what in the hell are you doing?" :lol:

    Funny, I've had women wake up and ask me the same question. Not my mom though.
  • 02-16-2013
    aerius
    Found this one in my photos from a few years back

  • 02-17-2013
    SCR818
    5 Attachment(s)
    Pappy & Harriet's
    Had lunch at my favorite high desert hangout, Pappy & Harriet's bar & grill in Pioneertown, CA. It's a combo biker/western place.

    I took pics of these hilarious signs that are posted about the joint... a few of them were taken out in the western town/movie set that the bar is adjacent to.
  • 02-18-2013
    cyclelicious