As for this one, my mom was sleeping and I took the prime opportunity to snag a corny photo. Unfortunately, mom woke up as the pic was being snapped and asked me, "Daniel, what in the hell are you doing?"
Funny, I've had women wake up and ask me the same question. Not my mom though.
I have a device that can access the total knowledge of man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers.