I have a dog that is like a drug sniffing dog when it comes to sniffing out women on their periods..
No joke if she is out, any woman thet is in that time of the month she goes up to them and franticly nuzzles them between the legs to try n get a piece of the action, she has to be pulled away from the scene of the crime....shes an addict for it...
She is also a known tampon bin raider, if she can get into any toilet and knock that bin over she will grab the bloodiest tampon she can find and run away with it like a shooting dog with a duck in its mouth.
The only problem is that she will not bring the little lolly to you she knows shes not allowed to have it so she will run away n hide and chew it up till theres nothing left, many times shes been caught outside under a bush in the courtyard with a very distinctive look on her face with a piece of white string hanging out of her mouth.
This is not the only dog i know who does this.
when i was a horticulturist on a very posh private golf course we had a course dog, she would raid her owners wifes tampon bin , steal a used one and take it into the carpark and run around the members with it like a game to their complete horror.....
^^^ she loves eating fresh vomit on a saturday morning up in kings cross outside the night clubs too, she loves that stuff, i cant take my eye off her or she will be straight into any vomit she can find.
She also humps anything to pleasure her little bean, she has a special pillow out side she rides every day, the look on her face is priceless, so much so that i dont try to stop her, she just loves it.
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Originally Posted by Tone's
