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    Tiny monkey gun. Good band name.
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    Clearly, sock monkeys know how to stir up the sh!t bucket. Now, they are even carrying guns! What's next?! A sock monkey for President?
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    That sock monkey is so cute... want
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    ^ "want"
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    This made me giggle, "I said no, itís not a gun itís a prop for my monkey."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    API Reuters:
    'In a startling revelation today, Sock Monkey's gun was used to hijack an American Airlines B777 on a Newark to Porte Au Prince flight.
    Witnesses' say that 'sock monkey' "pulled his piece" when asked by a flight attendant if he'd like "another beverage". The apparently incensed 'sock monkey' "whipped out his piece" and demanded "3 more Jack and Cokes, and nobody gets hurt" just prior to flinging 'poo' at anyone and everyone around. The plane made an emergency landing in Vero Beach Florida, where several interviewed crew members stated: "it was hell...sock monkey was waving his piece and flinging his poo...we just wanted to land."

    Several passengers stated that while he was being escorted off the plane, sock monkey bit a flight attendant on the posterior. When asked by a reporter on the scene, sock monkey stated: "yeah, I bit that flying waitresses' ass, and what you gonna do about it...?"
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    Do sock monkeys shrink if you throw them in the dryer?
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    AAAhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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    I have a device that can access the total knowledge of man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers.

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    My sock monkey showers with me every morning. He scrubs my back and in return, I scrub his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    My sock monkey showers with me every morning. He scrubs my back and in return, I scrub his.
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    It was a year ago when Ikea monkey broke free in the most influential event of all time. I miss Ikea monkey
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    Here ya go Judy! Sock Monkey's piece!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Clearly, sock monkeys know how to stir up the sh!t bucket. Now, they are even carrying guns! What's next?! A sock monkey for President?
    One may recall a Sock Puppet from the defamed F88me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Here ya go Judy! Sock Monkey's piece!

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    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
    Sorry to say, yes Judy. We didn't say anything because we like Chris & didn't want you disappointed in him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
    I know. Disappointing, right? Maybe it's one of those objects appear smaller in pictures than real life scenarios.

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    Sock Monkeys have a right to bear arms!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
    Is one's interest in c*ckmonkies like those with a Furry fetish? They both amount to some oddities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I miss Ikea monkey
    Ikea monkey misses you too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    One may recall a Sock Puppet from the defamed F88me.
    I do. I gave him some advise pertaining to an area of my expertise. He half-followed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Sock Monkeys have a right to bear arms!
    Hahah love you work net wurker

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    Still looking for your pet monkey I see.
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    I recognize that from somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
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    Sorry to say, yes Judy. We didn't say anything because we like Chris & didn't want you disappointed in him.
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    I know. Disappointing, right? Maybe it's one of those objects appear smaller in pictures than real life scenarios.
    If it is and my bum nuts were that big then I would be getting checked for testicular cancer, or elephantitis of the nuts. The proportion of schlong to leg length looks about right though.

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