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    Tiny monkey gun. Good band name.
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    Clearly, sock monkeys know how to stir up the sh!t bucket. Now, they are even carrying guns! What's next?! A sock monkey for President?

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    That sock monkey is so cute... want
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    ^ "want"

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    This made me giggle, "I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    API Reuters:
    'In a startling revelation today, Sock Monkey's gun was used to hijack an American Airlines B777 on a Newark to Porte Au Prince flight.
    Witnesses' say that 'sock monkey' "pulled his piece" when asked by a flight attendant if he'd like "another beverage". The apparently incensed 'sock monkey' "whipped out his piece" and demanded "3 more Jack and Cokes, and nobody gets hurt" just prior to flinging 'poo' at anyone and everyone around. The plane made an emergency landing in Vero Beach Florida, where several interviewed crew members stated: "it was hell...sock monkey was waving his piece and flinging his poo...we just wanted to land."

    Several passengers stated that while he was being escorted off the plane, sock monkey bit a flight attendant on the posterior. When asked by a reporter on the scene, sock monkey stated: "yeah, I bit that flying waitresses' ass, and what you gonna do about it...?"
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    Do sock monkeys shrink if you throw them in the dryer?

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    AAAhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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    You may be happy to hear that my dad has kicked cancer's ass. Now he's looking for whoever sent it.

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    My sock monkey showers with me every morning. He scrubs my back and in return, I scrub his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    My sock monkey showers with me every morning. He scrubs my back and in return, I scrub his.
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    It was a year ago when Ikea monkey broke free in the most influential event of all time. I miss Ikea monkey
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    Here ya go Judy! Sock Monkey's piece!

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    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Clearly, sock monkeys know how to stir up the sh!t bucket. Now, they are even carrying guns! What's next?! A sock monkey for President?
    One may recall a Sock Puppet from the defamed F88me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Here ya go Judy! Sock Monkey's piece!

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    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
    Sorry to say, yes Judy. We didn't say anything because we like Chris & didn't want you disappointed in him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
    I know. Disappointing, right? Maybe it's one of those objects appear smaller in pictures than real life scenarios.

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    Sock Monkeys have a right to bear arms!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
    Is one's interest in c*ckmonkies like those with a Furry fetish? They both amount to some oddities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I miss Ikea monkey
    Ikea monkey misses you too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    One may recall a Sock Puppet from the defamed F88me.
    I do. I gave him some advise pertaining to an area of my expertise. He half-followed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Sock Monkeys have a right to bear arms!
    Hahah love you work net wurker

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    Still looking for your pet monkey I see.
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    For AZ...
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    I recognize that from somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wait a minute... is that cockmonkey anatomically correct?
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    Sorry to say, yes Judy. We didn't say anything because we like Chris & didn't want you disappointed in him.
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    I know. Disappointing, right? Maybe it's one of those objects appear smaller in pictures than real life scenarios.
    If it is and my bum nuts were that big then I would be getting checked for testicular cancer, or elephantitis of the nuts. The proportion of schlong to leg length looks about right though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Here ya go Judy! Sock Monkey's piece!

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    I think this family want their monkey back


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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Ikea monkey misses you too!



    We have a new Ikea Monkey running wild north of the border... although he's not as adorable as the original

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post


    We have a new Ikea Monkey running wild north of the border... although he's not as adorable as the original

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    No, that's Ikea Junkey!
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    I think this family want their monkey back


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    Now this is all kinds of wrong! Is this the family from the 6yr old sexual harassment story I wonder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    I think this family want their monkey back


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    That lady really has to do something about her bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    I recognize that from somewhere.
    I thought you would...enough room for two monkey threads. Just don't spread your monkey's too thin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    No, that's Ikea Junkey!
    LOL!

    Here is his hands-on delivery system of candy at the Santa Claus parade (like he's feeding his reindeer)

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    I think Ikea monkey uses the same underhand delivery with his poo
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    LOL!

    Here is his hands-on delivery system of candy at the Santa Claus parade (like he's feeding his reindeer.


    I think Ikea monkey uses the same underhand delivery with his poo
    Judy I'm working on my underhand delivery system as well. Ikea monkey is my mentor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post


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    Most awkward family photo ever. I guess it's time for the talk dad....
    The expression on that woman's face... I can't believe I agreed to this...Honey stop playing with dad's fluffy felted puppet junk...
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That lady really has to do something about her bush.
    You'd be hard pressed to find such farmland in this day and era.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    LOL!

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    I think Ikea monkey uses the same underhand delivery with his poo
    are you sure he isn't? There could be a report on the other end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock Monkey View Post
    Once you go sock monkey, you never go back.
    or maybe daves4mtb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock Monkey View Post
    ooooohhhhhh got me
    busted way back when

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Sorry to say, yes Judy. We didn't say anything because we like Chris & didn't want you disappointed in him.
    don't worry she's not disappointed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock Monkey View Post
    Fortunately, I have a degenerate to English dictionary and thesaurus handy. From what I can tell you are saying that because I changed my user name, that I therefore am a "troll" or a "sock puppet". Well, lest you continue to believe that you are the elusive mix of Einstein and Holmes, let me inform you there is a very public thread in which users can request to change their user name. You too can do it. I chose sock monkey for entirely unrelated reasons. Now, I will return again to real life.
    your thesis has holes in it as i mean nothing of the kind but simply i knew of your user name change way back when therefor not a sock puppet.

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    I have a question. How do you spank a sock monkey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I have a question. How do you spank a sock monkey?
    A: with a rubber chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: with a rubber chicken
    but, but using which hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    but, but using which hand?
    Using a rubber hand to hold the rubber chiken

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