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    The Official Rats Ass Rendition Thread...

    As in I don't give a "Rats Ass"
    Give your best drawing [rendition] of a Rats Ass. After a few deminstrations I (we) Hawg and I came up with this. If you can do better please demonstrate.

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    Two ears a snout looking to the left with two "beady" eyes, an ass and a tail. Can you do better? Edit: Or if a "Rats Ass" isn't in your repertoire draw up what is and tell us what it is, and we will be the judge.
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    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    (oYo)

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    That's about the closest thing I could come up with......
    2012 Rockhopper 29er.

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    . S~~^^
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    Looks more like the cats ass to me.

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    ^ nice bunghole!
    Screw you guys, I'm going out for a ride now...

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    Thanks, I get that a lot.

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    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    Hey if that's all you got we won't hold it against you. Come to think of it even if you had more we still wouldn't hold it against you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    this thread \m/ > < \m/ !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    this thread \m/ > < \m/ !!!!!
    Ummm is confusing?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    (\ /)
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    Mine kind of looks like a dead bunny
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ummm is confusing?
    sorry, dj. am not so good with the symbol art. trying to do rocknroll devil horns and intense eyes...translation - this rocks!

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    From behind, pooping:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    and you got a ring stuck on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    sorry, dj. am not so good with the symbol art. trying to do rocknroll devil horns and intense eyes...translation - this rocks!
    Now that you explain it I see it. The intense eyes need a lottle work though.
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    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    Your testicles are a bit on the small side, mate. But I'll bet there's a drug for that. And damn, that thing's got one heck of a head on it!
    Screw you guys, I'm going out for a ride now...

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    This what I get when I hit my escape key...


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    It's all Here. Now.

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    This thread wins on many levels . . . .
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    This thread is worthy of pos rep to all who made the effort to be creative. Let the green chicklets fly!
    Screw you guys, I'm going out for a ride now...

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    Huh.... I never ever gave it much thought, the appearance of a rats a$$.... I'm thinking out loud here that we gotta lotta rat's a$$ f*ckers around the OC.

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    The best I could come up with;

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    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    Ha,ha some good stuff boys and girls, I knew when I posted this it had potential. The Rat Patrol is out in full force.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Great thread! This brings back memories of what the OC once was. Hopefully we can regain some of that that fun again. I know I for one will frequent more often if thats the case. Alright so here we go, my rats ass rendition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Ha,ha now that is funny. I give it a 10 on the bunny scale.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bedwards1000 View Post
    Thanks, I get that a lot.
    Good comeback!

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    Not bad not bat at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Sorry, all I could find on the interwebs was this cat's ass.....


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    Good Lord....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Sorry, all I could find on the interwebs was this cat's ass.....


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    Damn how would you like to wake up next to someone with that gem of a tat every morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Let's not forget the monkey's ass tattoo.

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    what if they had an 'outie'?
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    Okay, I'll play..

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    Hemorrhoids?

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    Buwahahahaha - no maybe it's clingons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Let's not forget the monkey's ass tattoo.

    LOL You should know I find monkey's (as well as goats, chickens, dogs, cats, sheep) adorable.

    I have been practicing... but all my keyboard animals seem to look like bunny's... maybe I have a new focus.

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    or maybe it's a cat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    LOL You should know I find monkey's (as well as goats, chickens, dogs, cats, sheep) adorable.

    I have been practicing... but all my keyboard animals seem to look like bunny's... maybe I have a new focus.

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    or maybe it's a cat?
    Some cute Rats there Judy.
    A+ in the bunny department.
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    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    /\^/\
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    Dang! It looked good before it aligned itself!!! Back to the drawing board...
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    Dorks.

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    This thread is really bringing out some artistic talent.

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    Don't remember if I've seen this one.

    <8]=( l l )o=====

    Sorry that's all I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Don't remember if I've seen this one.

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    Sorry that's all I've got.
    Or if we ever want to see it again.
    Actually it's not bad…umm it is a side view of a rat right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    OK, here we go... this before self-align!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    OK, here we go... this before self-align!


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    You took a pic? Dork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    You took a pic? Dork.
    "dork noun 1 the penis US, 1961. 2 a socially inept, unfashionable, harmless person US, 1964."

    You calling me a penis?!? It must be so, cos I am def not socially inept, unfashionable or even harmless!!! I mean, just this morning I tripped over my flares as I was hurrying to avoid an acquaintance in the supermarket, and I fell into a stack of baked bean cans that toppled onto a small child, breaking his arm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    You took a pic? Dork.
    no the dork would have used the screen shot wait that would be the nerd carry on
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