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    Official Questions And Answers Thread...

    This is where you ask a question and or answer a question of a previous poster. Sounds simple and could get interesting. There is only two rules to adhere to in this thread.
    1) Math questions will be frowned upon, so ask sparingly.
    2) If you answer a question but can't think of a question to ask simply put in "Where's Waldo..
    We default to "Where's Waldo?.

    I'll start with a,question.

    Who invented skinny leg jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Who invented skinny leg jeans.
    Jeans were in vented in the 1800's by Levi Strauss Co.. However, some hipster guy in the late 90's started wearing pants that belonged to his younger sister. The constriction of these tiny jeans made him start yelling YOLO!!

    *edit... I am watching some alien show right now. What really causes crop circles? They are so perfect in dimensions and angles, how?
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    Answer: Crop circles are created by creative teenagers hard at work from midnight til 4 a.m. A simple pivot pole a rope and as many kids as possible.

    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
    Yes, My Uncle used to race Pigeons. the ones that he didnt think had good flight quality's got their goose cooked. Known as Squab and they charge a mint for them at those uppity restaurants Hawg goes to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Yes, My Uncle used to race Pigeons. the ones that he didnt think had good flight quality's got their goose cooked. Known as Squab and they charge a mint for them at those uppity restaurants Hawg goes to.
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    Why does it gotta be like that?
    What no question?
    So am I to assume that when a baby pigeon leaves the nest it is the size of an adult.

    Question: How did the Duckbill Platypus come to be. After all it is a mixture of 5 different species.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Question: How did the Duckbill Platypus come to be. After all it is a mixture of 5 different species.
    Answer: The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

    Question: What was God smoking?
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

    Question: What was God smoking?
    Probably anything on God's green earth he wanted to.
    UGG boots will germinate Paris Hilton like intellect in your soles!

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    How long will the "I finally understand.." thread last over in General Discussion?
    UGG boots will germinate Paris Hilton like intellect in your soles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carverboy View Post
    How long will the "I finally understand.." thread last over in General Discussion?
    Answer: A lot longer than I originally thought, and much longer now that the mods have locked the "best of mtbr WTF" thread.

    Question: Why don't I understand.
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    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?
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    Official Questions And Answers Thread...

    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?
    Answer: Behind you

    Question: can fat people go skinny dipping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Answer: Behind you

    Question: can fat people go skinny dipping?
    Answer: No actually we go Chunkin Dunkin

    Question: are Necropheliacs really into the dead or just enjoy the peace and quiet??
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Necrophilia is just dead boring...

    Which part of Earl Grey does the tea taste like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What no question?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Why does it gotta be like that?
    Sorry, I didnt think I needed to put the word " Question: " infront of a sentence that ended with a question mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Necrophilia is just dead boring...

    Which part of Earl Grey does the tea taste like?
    Answer: His ass.

    Question: If you were standing directly on the line of the equator which direction would your toilet flush?
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    Answer: Down.

    Question: What does anti-matter have against matter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowie View Post
    Answer: Down.

    Question: What does anti-matter have against matter?
    A: anti-matter is racist

    Q: how do you use the Three Seashells?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Q: how do you use the Three Seashells?
    ANSWER: Make a bikini.


    QUESTION: At what point do flys flip over to land on the ceiling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?

    Right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    ANSWER: Make a bikini.


    QUESTION: At what point do flys flip over to land on the ceiling?
    A: At the WORD OF COMMAND...

    Q: If a fly heading for the ceiling is half way there at some point, and when at that half-way point, will eventually be half way from there to the ceiling, and so on, does it even need to flip?
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    It takes practice



    If you sneeze with your eyes open , will your eyes pop out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post

    If you sneeze with your eyes open , will your eyes pop out?
    No, Mythbusters said so..


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    It goes round and round.

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    For Fishbucket:

    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow from the ban hammer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    For FishBucket:

    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow of the ban hammer?
    To a hammer everything is a nail

    How soon is now?

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