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    Official Questions And Answers Thread...

    This is where you ask a question and or answer a question of a previous poster. Sounds simple and could get interesting. There is only two rules to adhere to in this thread.
    1) Math questions will be frowned upon, so ask sparingly.
    2) If you answer a question but can't think of a question to ask simply put in "Where's Waldo..
    We default to "Where's Waldo?.

    I'll start with a,question.

    Who invented skinny leg jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Who invented skinny leg jeans.
    Jeans were in vented in the 1800's by Levi Strauss Co.. However, some hipster guy in the late 90's started wearing pants that belonged to his younger sister. The constriction of these tiny jeans made him start yelling YOLO!!

    *edit... I am watching some alien show right now. What really causes crop circles? They are so perfect in dimensions and angles, how?
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    Answer: Crop circles are created by creative teenagers hard at work from midnight til 4 a.m. A simple pivot pole a rope and as many kids as possible.

    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
    Yes, My Uncle used to race Pigeons. the ones that he didnt think had good flight quality's got their goose cooked. Known as Squab and they charge a mint for them at those uppity restaurants Hawg goes to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Yes, My Uncle used to race Pigeons. the ones that he didnt think had good flight quality's got their goose cooked. Known as Squab and they charge a mint for them at those uppity restaurants Hawg goes to.
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    Why does it gotta be like that?
    What no question?
    So am I to assume that when a baby pigeon leaves the nest it is the size of an adult.

    Question: How did the Duckbill Platypus come to be. After all it is a mixture of 5 different species.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Question: How did the Duckbill Platypus come to be. After all it is a mixture of 5 different species.
    Answer: The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

    Question: What was God smoking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

    Question: What was God smoking?
    Probably anything on God's green earth he wanted to.
    UGG boots will germinate Paris Hilton like intellect in your soles!

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    How long will the "I finally understand.." thread last over in General Discussion?
    UGG boots will germinate Paris Hilton like intellect in your soles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carverboy View Post
    How long will the "I finally understand.." thread last over in General Discussion?
    Answer: A lot longer than I originally thought, and much longer now that the mods have locked the "best of mtbr WTF" thread.

    Question: Why don't I understand.

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    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?
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    Official Questions And Answers Thread...

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    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?
    Answer: Behind you

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Answer: Behind you

    Question: can fat people go skinny dipping?
    Answer: No actually we go Chunkin Dunkin

    Question: are Necropheliacs really into the dead or just enjoy the peace and quiet??
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Necrophilia is just dead boring...

    Which part of Earl Grey does the tea taste like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What no question?
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    Why does it gotta be like that?
    Sorry, I didnt think I needed to put the word " Question: " infront of a sentence that ended with a question mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Necrophilia is just dead boring...

    Which part of Earl Grey does the tea taste like?
    Answer: His ass.

    Question: If you were standing directly on the line of the equator which direction would your toilet flush?
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    Answer: Down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowie View Post
    Answer: Down.

    Question: What does anti-matter have against matter?
    A: anti-matter is racist

    Q: how do you use the Three Seashells?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Q: how do you use the Three Seashells?
    ANSWER: Make a bikini.


    QUESTION: At what point do flys flip over to land on the ceiling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?

    Right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    ANSWER: Make a bikini.


    QUESTION: At what point do flys flip over to land on the ceiling?
    A: At the WORD OF COMMAND...

    Q: If a fly heading for the ceiling is half way there at some point, and when at that half-way point, will eventually be half way from there to the ceiling, and so on, does it even need to flip?
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    It takes practice

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post

    If you sneeze with your eyes open , will your eyes pop out?
    No, Mythbusters said so..


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    It goes round and round.

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    For Fishbucket:

    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow from the ban hammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    For FishBucket:

    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow of the ban hammer?
    To a hammer everything is a nail

    How soon is now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
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    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow from the ban hammer?


    A: dunno....pretty hard to get banned. I mean, you really have to try...like landing in jail - you really have to do some dumb chit to end up behind bars...just like getting a vacation from here.

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    ^^^^^ REPORTED, somebody kick chumlee in the taco.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    ^^^^^ REPORTED, somebody kick chumlee in the taco.....
    I'm gonna guess Tone's gets banned first.

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    I actually considered starting a ban pole/ban thread but I think that with go nuclear. I'd feel terrible if that happened.

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    A: Looks like it has already started!

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    Back on topic.
    After leaving for several hours and coming back and reading through, my head was spinning trying to keep up. Some funny chit people.

    Answer: Hawg ^^ No
    Question: How many links in a Rattlesnakes Rattle if he's 4 years old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Back on topic.
    After leaving for several hours and coming back and reading through, my head was spinning trying to keep up. Some funny chit people.

    Answer: Hawg ^^ No
    Question: How many links in a Rattlesnakes Rattle if he's 4 years old?
    A: umpossible to know unless you know how many times it shed per year

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    a: "thesaurus"
    The word you've entered isn't in the thesaurus. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.

    "soothsayer"

    q: Is Chum a Soothsayer?
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    A: CHUM Is most definitely that among many, many other horrible, unimaginable, truly terrifying things. And he smells fishy, too.

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    A: not me (OK a little jealous) hrmphh!

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    A: Cause they're too busy telling other drivers to get out of the way while they do it...

    Q: How big of a tree can a beaver cut down... and would it be a clean cut? (My wife and I were arguing about this last weekend on a creek in Taos)
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    A: I got nothing

    Q: Why did rockerc ask such a complicated question???

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    A: I dunno

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    A: Sort of..

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    A: the same thing Seinfeld was about

    Q: who the heck is Henrietta Winslow?
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    A: Tone's sister

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    Yes--when I was a child I used to 'pick them' from the catwalk under the Queen City bridge in Manchester. They have little green hairs on their heads. I had one as a pet that would follow me to school and them go back home to the shed.
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    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: Tone's sister

    Q: What's the temperature outside right now?
    It is -455F outside of our atmosphere

    What is the best one-liner?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Scarface-Tony Montana

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    "Go ahead, make my day".
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Scarface-Tony Montana
    Answer: Al Pacino

    Question: Wait. Is this the guess which movie actor thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: Al Pacino

    Question: Wait. Is this the guess which movie actor thread?
    A: no

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    A: no

    Q: What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

    A: Pee-yew means to decay and smells rotten

    Q: why does this thread feel like I'm playing Jeopardy, but playing it all wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: Al Pacino

    Question: Wait. Is this the guess which movie actor thread?
    No, you missed my point......which is the best one-liner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    No, you missed my point......which is the best one-liner.
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    Question: How long is it going to take for my fresh pizza to cook @ 425°
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer: Dirty Harry
    Question: How long is it going to take for my fresh pizza to cook @ 425°
    A: 20 minutes

    Q: what do u lube on your bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    A: 20 minutes

    Q: what do u lube on your bike
    Answer: any moving part. Different parts need different lube, but anything that moves get lubed.. Not just bikes...

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    A= It stops working

    Q= Where do you guys dig up these silly questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: A lot longer than I originally thought, and much longer now that the mods have locked the "best of mtbr WTF" thread.

    Question: Why don't I understand.
    A: because you can't handle the truth
    Q: you can't handle the truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A= It stops working

    Q= Where do you guys dig up these silly questions?
    A: a deep deep place
    Q: in so cal does hot rock melt tires
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    A: It doesn't get that hot here. Look toward AZ for that sort of stuff.

    Q: What would be a good question to ask next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: It doesn't get that hot here. Look toward AZ for that sort of stuff.

    Q: What would be a good question to ask next?

    A: If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: It doesn't get that hot here. Look toward AZ for that sort of stuff.

    Q: What would be a good question to ask next?
    A: who IS Tones
    Q: flip com or badge
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    I'm gonna guess Tone's gets banned first.

    what do I win?
    LOL, YOU DIRTY DOG LOL
    Banning me to win an oc bet.
    hehehe, i turn on mtbr, and there is a silly message from Chum, YOU OWE ME ONE CHUMLEE lol, lucky i have a good sense of humour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    A: who IS Tones
    Q: flip com or badge
    A: Purple
    Q: Why aren't the month's # of days spread out more evenly?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    A: blame those crazy Romans
    Q: can OC survive in the new world
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    Q: can OC survive in the new world

    The OC IS the new world.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    The OC IS the new world.....

    How long should your tv remote batteries last?
    Until you change the channell to a really bad movie with justin bieber then, they die so you can't change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    How long should your tv remote batteries last?
    A: About a year unless you abuse it with constant flicking through porn channels.

    Q: Are you suppose to pop a blister or leave it alone?
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Q: Are you suppose to pop a blister or leave it alone?

    A: Leave it alone, ( for as long at you can ) could get infection if popped open.

    Q: when making french toast batter , do you use water or milk to cut it. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    A: Leave it alone, ( for as long at you can ) could get infection if popped open.

    Q: when making french toast batter , do you use water or milk to cut it. ?
    A: single malt scotch
    Q: If you are headed north and keep taking lefts, where do you go?
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    A: Somewhere.
    Q: Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowie View Post
    A: Somewhere.
    Q: Why?
    A: Because if you ask the question why enough times, you arrive at a very interesting answer.
    Q: Why ask why?
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    Hey, you could crash something with logic like that.

    A: Because asking why may save you from having to ask how, and potentially a lot of work as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowie View Post
    Hey, you could crash something with logic like that.

    A: Because asking why may save you from having to ask how, and potentially a lot of work as well.

    Q: They say the sea refuses no river--does that make the sea a whore?
    a: Only if the river pays for it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowie View Post
    Hey, you could crash something with logic like that.
    Yes, you certainly will crash somethings.

    A: Because asking why may save you from having to ask how, and potentially a lot of work as well.

    Q: They say the sea refuses no river--does that make the sea a whore?
    A: No, makes her thirsty
    Q: How is she like a Beatles' lyric?
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    Answer:Because she is like a bridge over troubled waters.
    Question: If a cat has 9 lives and he uses 8 how many lives does he have left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer:Because she is like a bridge over troubled waters.
    Question: If a cat has 9 lives and he uses 8 how many lives does he have left.
    A: 9-8=1
    Q: sum of the whole numbers between 1 and 100 inclusive(what is the shortcut)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    A: 9-8=1
    Q: sum of the whole numbers between 1 and 100 inclusive(what is the shortcut)
    Answer: 100
    Question: What was the reason for the shape of the original Coke A Cola bottle?
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    A: bubbles
    Q: how much is 1 and 100?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    A: bubbles
    Q: how much is 1 and 100?
    A: Too easy 1,100. I'm Asian, I'm great at math.
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    A: Sadly, it's miserable country wide. Took the family out to Catalina Island for the day to escape the misery but it was hot and humid out there too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: Sadly, it's miserable country wide. Took the family out to Catalina Island for the day to escape the misery but it was hot and humid out there too!

    Q: How many times can I reuse the same condom?
    Answer: Zero
    Question: What's the correct name of Catalina Island?
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    Answer: Zero
    Question: What's the correct name of Catalina Island?
    A: Santa Catalina Island. Part of the Channel islands chain of islands off the coast of Southern California. The Southern most island being San Clemente, and the Northern most island being San Miguel. BTW, the San Pedro Channel is the deepest coastal channel in the world, at 3500' deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: Santa Catalina Island. Part of the Channel islands chain of islands off the coast of Southern California. The Southern most island being San Clemente, and the Northern most island being San Miguel. BTW, the San Pedro Channel is the deepest coastal channel in the world, at 3500' deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mimi1885 View Post
    A: Too easy 1,100. I'm Asian, I'm great at math.
    Q: Why is it so dang hot in SoCal right now
    A: solar radiation
    Q: how much is 2 and 99
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    (Sheesh! Now we're into math, and I'm still sitting here in my underwear...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    (Sheesh! Now we're into math, and I'm still sitting here in my underwear...)
    You wear underwear????

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    Answer:: Too much
    Question: When is it ok to have not enough?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer:: Too much
    Question: When is it ok to have not enough?
    A: mid ride
    Q: what is 3 + 98
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    A: 4 less than 105
    Q: if I take my family skiing in Steamboat for a week and plan on spending 4 days in Disneyland, where else should we visit for three or four days before flying all of the way home? Grand canyon, some quaint little town not on the tourist maps?

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    A: Moab
    Q: 4+97
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    A= Highway 1 from Big Sur to San Simeon in Central California

    Q= What the expected high temp in your area today?

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    A: 77/87RH
    Q: 5 + 96 OK guys, what is the answer (these are hints to shortcut mentioned back a ways)
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    A: The answer is to please stop with the math questions!

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    A: Yes, but please keep your Brittish Flag panties on!

    Q: Why does it have to be so hot at this time of the year?

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    A: EM fields...probably.
    Q: 6 plus 95
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    A: 101, for the 101st time!

    Q: Dog, what are you getting at with the "101" thing???

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    Look back Hawg.
    What is sum of whole numbers between one and one hundred inclusive?
    There is a cool shortcut.
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    Right, That's it!!! I surrender... stars and stripes panties it is...
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    Dog, I suck at math! I only know the whole numbers between zero and 41. After that, fugetaboutit. My 6th grader daughter is coming home and teaching me math stuff every day. I hate, hate, hate math. Art, that's my subject. I can draw anything freehand. I just made this self portrait by looking in the mirror.
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    I'd like to see your photo next to the portrait for comparison.
    I'm guessing you played down the ear size a tad.
    :-)
    Math is easy...its all in your head

    OK--think number line like 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11, etc. Now add those up right.
    Forget it. Ya need a shortcut.
    So--1 and 100 = 101
    2 and 99 = 101
    3 and 98 =101
    How many times does that happen in a group spanning 1 to 100.
    Voila--the short cut and answer.
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    A: Do you like pain?
    Q: Are you kidding?
    :-)

    BTW--Bingo!
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