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    Official Questions And Answers Thread...

    This is where you ask a question and or answer a question of a previous poster. Sounds simple and could get interesting. There is only two rules to adhere to in this thread.
    1) Math questions will be frowned upon, so ask sparingly.
    2) If you answer a question but can't think of a question to ask simply put in "Where's Waldo..
    We default to "Where's Waldo?.

    I'll start with a,question.

    Who invented skinny leg jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Who invented skinny leg jeans.
    Jeans were in vented in the 1800's by Levi Strauss Co.. However, some hipster guy in the late 90's started wearing pants that belonged to his younger sister. The constriction of these tiny jeans made him start yelling YOLO!!

    *edit... I am watching some alien show right now. What really causes crop circles? They are so perfect in dimensions and angles, how?
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    Answer: Crop circles are created by creative teenagers hard at work from midnight til 4 a.m. A simple pivot pole a rope and as many kids as possible.

    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Question: Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon? All the Pigeons I've ever seen are full size.
    Yes, My Uncle used to race Pigeons. the ones that he didnt think had good flight quality's got their goose cooked. Known as Squab and they charge a mint for them at those uppity restaurants Hawg goes to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Yes, My Uncle used to race Pigeons. the ones that he didnt think had good flight quality's got their goose cooked. Known as Squab and they charge a mint for them at those uppity restaurants Hawg goes to.
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    Why does it gotta be like that?
    What no question?
    So am I to assume that when a baby pigeon leaves the nest it is the size of an adult.

    Question: How did the Duckbill Platypus come to be. After all it is a mixture of 5 different species.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Question: How did the Duckbill Platypus come to be. After all it is a mixture of 5 different species.
    Answer: The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

    Question: What was God smoking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: The Lord does work in mysterious ways.

    Question: What was God smoking?
    Probably anything on God's green earth he wanted to.
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    How long will the "I finally understand.." thread last over in General Discussion?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carverboy View Post
    How long will the "I finally understand.." thread last over in General Discussion?
    Answer: A lot longer than I originally thought, and much longer now that the mods have locked the "best of mtbr WTF" thread.

    Question: Why don't I understand.

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    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?
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    Official Questions And Answers Thread...

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    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?
    Answer: Behind you

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Answer: Behind you

    Question: can fat people go skinny dipping?
    Answer: No actually we go Chunkin Dunkin

    Question: are Necropheliacs really into the dead or just enjoy the peace and quiet??
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Necrophilia is just dead boring...

    Which part of Earl Grey does the tea taste like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What no question?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Why does it gotta be like that?
    Sorry, I didnt think I needed to put the word " Question: " infront of a sentence that ended with a question mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Necrophilia is just dead boring...

    Which part of Earl Grey does the tea taste like?
    Answer: His ass.

    Question: If you were standing directly on the line of the equator which direction would your toilet flush?
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    Answer: Down.

    Question: What does anti-matter have against matter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowie View Post
    Answer: Down.

    Question: What does anti-matter have against matter?
    A: anti-matter is racist

    Q: how do you use the Three Seashells?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Q: how do you use the Three Seashells?
    ANSWER: Make a bikini.


    QUESTION: At what point do flys flip over to land on the ceiling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Answer: Because few do.
    Question: Where's Waldo?

    Right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    ANSWER: Make a bikini.


    QUESTION: At what point do flys flip over to land on the ceiling?
    A: At the WORD OF COMMAND...

    Q: If a fly heading for the ceiling is half way there at some point, and when at that half-way point, will eventually be half way from there to the ceiling, and so on, does it even need to flip?
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    It takes practice

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post

    If you sneeze with your eyes open , will your eyes pop out?
    No, Mythbusters said so..


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    It goes round and round.

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    For Fishbucket:

    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow from the ban hammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
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    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow of the ban hammer?
    To a hammer everything is a nail

    How soon is now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
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    A= into your lungs, onto the ground, and into thin air (burnouts)

    Q= (For CHUM specifically) Whose gonna feel the next blow from the ban hammer?


    A: dunno....pretty hard to get banned. I mean, you really have to try...like landing in jail - you really have to do some dumb chit to end up behind bars...just like getting a vacation from here.

    Q: Who is going start a 'Ban Poll' thread (kinda like a death poll) and make bets on who gets gone first?
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    ^^^^^ REPORTED, somebody kick chumlee in the taco.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    ^^^^^ REPORTED, somebody kick chumlee in the taco.....
    I'm gonna guess Tone's gets banned first.

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    I actually considered starting a ban pole/ban thread but I think that with go nuclear. I'd feel terrible if that happened.

    Q: Who thinks we should start one???

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    A: Looks like it has already started!

    Q: Anyone disagree?
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    Back on topic.
    After leaving for several hours and coming back and reading through, my head was spinning trying to keep up. Some funny chit people.

    Answer: Hawg ^^ No
    Question: How many links in a Rattlesnakes Rattle if he's 4 years old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Back on topic.
    After leaving for several hours and coming back and reading through, my head was spinning trying to keep up. Some funny chit people.

    Answer: Hawg ^^ No
    Question: How many links in a Rattlesnakes Rattle if he's 4 years old?
    A: umpossible to know unless you know how many times it shed per year

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    a: "thesaurus"
    The word you've entered isn't in the thesaurus. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.

    "soothsayer"

    q: Is Chum a Soothsayer?
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    A: CHUM Is most definitely that among many, many other horrible, unimaginable, truly terrifying things. And he smells fishy, too.

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    A: not me (OK a little jealous) hrmphh!

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    A: Cause they're too busy telling other drivers to get out of the way while they do it...

    Q: How big of a tree can a beaver cut down... and would it be a clean cut? (My wife and I were arguing about this last weekend on a creek in Taos)
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    A: I got nothing

    Q: Why did rockerc ask such a complicated question???

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    A: I dunno

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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    A: Sort of..

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    A: the same thing Seinfeld was about

    Q: who the heck is Henrietta Winslow?
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    A: Tone's sister

    Q: What's the temperature outside right now?

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    Yes--when I was a child I used to 'pick them' from the catwalk under the Queen City bridge in Manchester. They have little green hairs on their heads. I had one as a pet that would follow me to school and them go back home to the shed.
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    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    A: Tone's sister

    Q: What's the temperature outside right now?
    It is -455F outside of our atmosphere

    What is the best one-liner?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Scarface-Tony Montana

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    "Go ahead, make my day".
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Scarface-Tony Montana
    Answer: Al Pacino

    Question: Wait. Is this the guess which movie actor thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: Al Pacino

    Question: Wait. Is this the guess which movie actor thread?
    A: no

    Q: What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    A: no

    Q: What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

    A: Pee-yew means to decay and smells rotten

    Q: why does this thread feel like I'm playing Jeopardy, but playing it all wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Answer: Al Pacino

    Question: Wait. Is this the guess which movie actor thread?
    No, you missed my point......which is the best one-liner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    No, you missed my point......which is the best one-liner.
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