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    The official O/C RANT THREAD

    Go ahead, let it all out if it helps. Tell us how you really feel. Don't be shy, let 'er fly!

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    Just to kick things off ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Go ahead, let it all out if it helps. Tell us how you really feel. Don't be shy, let 'er fly!
    I already did that this morning, after my cup of coffee.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Here's something. My wife says she got the most expensive gasoline bill ever, a whopping $155.

    Why is that funny to me? Glad you asked... I drive all over hell for a living, to each of my accounts. My average gasoline bill each month is $450-$500.

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    So I can rant about anything? I'm still upset that my bike that was given to me by a great fellow MTBR member was stolen. And the fact that I still can't afford a decent bike. One of these days maybe.
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    Sorry, I got nothin'. I beat cancer AND I ride a mountain bike. Life is perfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    . I drive all over hell for a living,:
    So do I .. 7,000 miles last month ...
    Ive had my truck a year... it's at 39,400 and change.

    how come we're not carpooling ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    So do I .. 7,000 miles last month ...
    Ive had my truck a year... it's at 39,400 and change.

    how come we're not carpooling ?
    Wow, where the heck did you go?

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    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
    poor baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
    Farkload must be somewhere between a little, and sort of some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Wow, where the heck did you go?
    I was going from Petaluma to Rancho Cordova ( Sac) almost everyday, with a few trips to Pleasanton , San Bruno and SF for good measure.

    I don't "go to work" without driving for at least an hour...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    I was going from Petaluma to Rancho Cordova ( Sac) almost everyday, with a few trips to Pleasanton , San Bruno and SF for good measure.

    I don't "go to work" without driving for at least an hour...
    Well I hope your ride get's somewhat decent MPGs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
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    poor baby
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    Farkload must be somewhere between a little, and sort of some.
    And about 1K of those miles include a trip to Vegas and a trip to Mammoth! Maybe next month I'll hit 5K!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Well I hope your ride get's somewhat decent MPGs?
    Even better.. it comes with a gas card ...

    20 mpg average in w F-150 and a V6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Even better.. it comes with a gas card ...
    Hmm? Mine comes with two, but I have to pay the damned things off every month!

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    Oh why bother, no one understands me
    Round and round we go

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    its like 100 degrees in my apartment. at 12:40. sleeping should be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    its like 100 degrees in my apartment. at 12:40. sleeping should be fun.
    Sleep naked with fans blowing directly on you. I'm trying really hard not to get a visual...

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    There's another "Doping" thread in the OC...

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    I tried ranting in the OC once. Didn't go very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Here's something. My wife says she got the most expensive gasoline bill ever, a whopping $155.

    Why is that funny to me? Glad you asked... I drive all over hell for a living, to each of my accounts. My average gasoline bill each month is $450-$500.
    Like $940 in 11 days, to Chicago and back, to pick up my trailer. Better than about $4000 to have it delivered/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    There's another "Doping" thread in the OC...
    why did some knucklehead think posting such a useless POS thread was something worth discussion?? some peoples kids.
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    I don't want to be at work today. -end rant...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    My neighbor lady might be ranting today.... the one that complained about me using my sander.

    My wife's friend from NC, has been visiting with us the past week. over the weekend we've been going to Monterey, Ft. Bragg ( Glass Beach ) and yesterday they went to Yosemite.
    Each of those trips they been coming in and using the garage door to park the car around 11 pm.. the garage door opener is right under her bedroom. And it's a heavy wood door and really bangs around on the floor. ( she's made a comment, to not go in the garage before 9am or after 8pm...)

    Cant wait to see what she tells the wife, if she sees her today.
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    My lazy neighbor lives less than a quarter mile from their parents and drive there.

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    ^ glad it's your neighbor.
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    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    Cadel's piss poor Tour is really getting you all stressed out Tone's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    If Cadel was doing better in the Tour things wouldn't seem so bad.
    LOL, Cadels days are over as far as the tour goes, he needs to quit and go out with his head held high.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Cadels days are over as far as the tour goes, he needs to quit and go out with his head held high.
    Or stick to one day classics, Cuddles is a good guy and class-act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    Find out where the punks live, and knife all 4 tires... they won't be driving anywhere near your place for a while with their obnoxious music, if you can even call it that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    fuggin eah mate!!
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    What did you say Tones?? I can't hear you over my awesome loud music.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    I must spread more rep first, sodak..

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    It's darn hot and I am suppose to be working outside.
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    I hate getting my eyes dilated because I can't see $hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I hate getting my eyes dilated because I can't see $hit.
    You're right, you missed the s and hit the $.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I hate getting my eyes dilated because I can't see $hit.
    Great time for a night ride, you'd be able to see like a cat in the dark.

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    I worked from 7am - 9:30pm today. I'm too tired to rant. Sorry.

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    its still hot. taking the advice of the oc and sleeping naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    its still hot. taking the advice of the oc and sleeping naked.
    just don't take any pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    You're right, you missed the s and hit the $.
    ^ this cracked me up... Thanks!! hahaha....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    What about the one's who knowlingly do it to in the hopes that it will drive others mad and piss them off intensely? That's the sort of thing I would do.

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    The wheels on that new Specialized Fat Bike do not look like 29er size so I'm not buying one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I worked from 7am - 9:30pm today. I'm too tired to rant. Sorry.
    Why such a short day? Slacker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    its still hot. taking the advice of the oc and sleeping naked.
    A naked walk around the neighborhood after dark should help to keep you cool also. It's a perfect time to look in the neighbors windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    A naked walk around the neighborhood after dark should help to keep you cool also. It's a perfect time to look in the neighbors windows.
    ^LMFAO!!!!

    Free ballin' it is always a good way to go anywhere, anytime...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^LMFAO!!!!

    Free ballin' it is always a good way to go anywhere, anytime...
    And a way to initiate conversation with those you may pass while out walking.

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    Today was, oh heck, this week (so far) has been one of those weeks.... There was trouble at every work stop today requiring extra time to fix stuff, causing me to be late to my next appt, and forcing me to go parts shopping with the time I already do not have since I'm behind sched from all the sh!t that keeps going wrong in the first place.

    Is that a good assessment of a "vicious circle"???

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    Hawg, although our respective methods of generating grocery money are completely different, it sounds as if we have the same exact job.

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    My "Rant-A-Way" I hate when a thread is upwards of 30 page's or more, and dormant for several month's. Then out of the blue it get's bumped. So I open it and go directly to the end of the last page looking for the latest post. Fock it's not there. Now I have to back page some twenty pages to find out someones neighbor has a barking dog. Rant out!
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    What I hate, is when someone says on one thread that they are going to another thread to rant, and it takes them 25 minutes to get there. What the hell'd you do, take the bus??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    What I hate, is when someone says on one thread that they are going to another thread to rant, and it takes them 25 minutes to get there. What the hell'd you do, take the bus??
    Ha,ha actually I had a,bowl of ice cream and watched an episode of Storage Wars.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha,ha actually I had a,bowl of ice cream and watched an episode of Storage Wars.
    Ice cream!!!! I just knew that you and I think alike!!

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    Heck, I was so ranted out from today's BS at work that I took my daughter out to get Oreo Cookie Shakes at Jack in the box. I got a large and she got a medium. When I finished mine, I finished the rest of hers because she'd had enough. I'm gonna have to run for the toilet any moment now...wait for it, wait for it,....

    That what I call "rerantification"!!!

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    Knocking back a couple ginormous mango cherry popsicles, then off to bed. Nothing like sleeping on a belly full of sugar to keep you lean and mean.

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    The official O/C RANT THREAD

    You guys sure know how to party.

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    I'm still pissed that I don't have my own follow car for rides. I ran out of water today with an hour left to ride, at the bottom of a hard climb that I had to ride to get home, and nowhere to get water. That wouldn't have happened if I had a follow car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    My neighbor lady might be ranting today.... the one that complained about me using my sander.

    My wife's friend from NC, has been visiting with us the past week. over the weekend we've been going to Monterey, Ft. Bragg ( Glass Beach ) and yesterday they went to Yosemite.
    Each of those trips they been coming in and using the garage door to park the car around 11 pm.. the garage door opener is right under her bedroom. And it's a heavy wood door and really bangs around on the floor. ( she's made a comment, to not go in the garage before 9am or after 8pm...)

    Cant wait to see what she tells the wife, if she sees her today.
    It's stuff like this where I go
    why live where someone's place is attached to yours?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'm still pissed that I don't have my own follow car for rides. I ran out of water today with an hour left to ride, at the bottom of a hard climb that I had to ride to get home, and nowhere to get water. That wouldn't have happened if I had a follow car.

    I'm pissed that I come to the O.C. and find a post with bike content. I could deal with it if it was a mountain bike post and not a road bike post. Just joking, sorry I have insomnia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    why live where someone's place is attached to yours?
    There's a long, old landlord story, where the new wife of said landlord was a money grubber that wanted to exploit my awesome talent of a Carpenter/ Car, Truck, Motorhome Mechanic/Landscaper/Plumber/Painter for 9 years, then hate my wife and cause issues that lead to them having a meltdown in their motorhome in my driveway blaming my wife for why they are giving us 60 days notice to move out...( I have the video of said blowup where they went kook coo and he tried to push me down the motorhome stairs to hurt me at the end. )

    I was in a rush to find a place to live, beside the street in a tent.... and I have one mighty fine tent too !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'm still pissed that I don't have my own follow car for rides. I ran out of water today with an hour left to ride, at the bottom of a hard climb that I had to ride to get home, and nowhere to get water. That wouldn't have happened if I had a follow car.
    Best places to get water out in the country, I found, are cemeteries (especially older ones) and churches. There's usually a spigot available.

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    YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT LIKE.

    KNICKERBOCKER 3/4 pants on guys, its very camp, and looks ridiculous, and put them together with flat sole converse style sailor shoes and its just AN OUTRAGE.
    Then if the bloke has one of those haircuts that looks like a swirl, we are getting in dangerous territory, its flirting with batting for the other team, not that theres anything wrong with that.
    But what happened to the days when men where men and not men trying to be chicks, the worlds gone mad.
    IM SICK OF METROSEXUALS, they are destroying man kind.

    Wheres the handlebar tash's gone, wheres the facial hair, bad BO, mans boots, diving watches, unkept hair, WHERES THE WIFE BEATER SINGLETS GONE, THATS WHAT REAL MEN WEAR, wheres the neck and forarm tatt's gone, are the fisherman and hunters a dying breed?

    IM SICK OF THE METROS AND HIPSTERS, Bunch of losers i recon.

    OUTLAW 3/4 PANTS ON MEN, THEY ARE DESTROYING THE GENE POOL THESE BLOKES.
    OUTLAW FLAT SOLE SHOES FASION SHOES, LEAVE THEM FOR THE MARDI GRAS.
    OUTLAW PERFUME AND BODY CARE PRODUCTS ON MEN
    OUTLAW ANY HAIR PRODUCT IN MENS HAIR.
    OUTLAW MEN DOING THEIR HAIR AND GOING TO BARBERS, BUT SHAVING THE PUBIC AREA IS OK.

    Ive had enough with metrosexuals, ARE YOU WITH ME MTBR?
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    And while im at it, i hate twitter, its for twits....
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    Tone's, for being able to straight out say things without fear of consequence - you're my new bro-hero.
    Piss-off to those who whine, or disagree.

    PC is for puussy's! & Joke 'em if they can't take a Fuuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Tone's, for being able to straight out say things without fear of consequence - you're my new bro-hero.
    Piss-off to those who whine, or disagree.

    PC is for puussy's! & Joke 'em if they can't take a Fuuck!
    LOL, Cheers mate, im with you buddy, you and i can take em all on, ''PC is for pussies'' never a truer word spoken....And so is religion for that matter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    .And so is religion for that matter.
    that ain't true....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Hawg, although our respective methods of generating grocery money are completely different, it sounds as if we have the same exact job.
    I think Hawg get's paid piece work when the sh*t hits the fan for him, though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    A naked walk around the neighborhood after dark should help to keep you cool also. It's a perfect time to look in the neighbors windows.
    So that's what Nicole heard banging up on the second story of her place last week, just outside her window.

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    i've come to the realization there's not much you like tones......is that a fair statement??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    that ain't true....

    You ever heard, Eye for an Eye ?
    i'm in on this cacamamie stuff too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    i've come to the realization there's not much you like tones......is that a fair statement??
    LOL, no i dont like that statement
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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    i've come to the realization there's not much you like tones......is that a fair statement??
    I think we're all like him. He just had his filter fall off. We all think what he says. He's our collective thoughts in writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Cheers mate, im with you buddy, you and i can take em all on, ''PC is for pussies'' never a truer word spoken....And so is religion for that matter
    Dude, I've hunted, I've fished, I've freeballed, I've balled for free, but cut me some slack on one item, I do like my mtn bike riding Knickers. I'm sorry, it is what it is, I'm not PC either. Metrosexual sounds somewhat ghey, what is it? Neutered men?

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    Tone's likes to hunt, to fish, to fart, to belch, to smell BO manly from a good days work, and to toss one off when he can't sleep... sounds like the universal male to me. He probably took a forked piss first thing this am too, and missed the bowl. He's the kind of guy to scratch or adjust his junk in mixed company, because he can, and because he's not shy. Chicks dig him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Dude, I've hunted, I've fished, I've freeballed, I've balled for free, but cut me some slack on one item, I do like my mtn bike riding Knickers. I'm sorry, it is what it is, I'm not PC either. Metrosexual sounds somewhat ghey, what is it? Neutered men?
    LOL a metrosexual is a term we have here for new age city boys, very concerned about what they look like, how they dress, they spend more time than a chick getting ready to go out, most are obsessed with their hair, basically they have shunned all manly things and are part woman.
    They are into being politically correct, they hang out in cafe's, they ROLL THEIR LITTLE TIGHT PANTS UP past the ankle, which is an outrage to man kind in itself, and wear little loafer style flat shoes.

    This is the thread for rants, and im not letting them get away with it lol.
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    YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT, Women with hairy legs, and hair on their pubic area, its just an outrage, we are not living in 500BC......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT, Women with hairy legs, and hair on their pubic area, its just an outrage, we are not living in 500BC......
    You know what freaks me out is the anticipation of what you're going to say next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    crossing the line now. Try to avoid being misogynistic and homophobic before this thread ends up in the crapper, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    I think we're all like him. He just had his filter fall off. We all think what he says. He's our collective thoughts in writing.
    naaaaaaa his filter is clogged and his sh*t got backed up is all.......now it's flowin free once again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, no i dont like that statement
    good now send me cookies ya lame fuggah!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You know what freaks me out is the anticipation of what you're going to say next.
    maybe something along the lines of "umm...nevermind...those weren't women."

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    I think Nicole is running around rantyless this week?

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    What gets my goat? Online companies that promise speedy service, then don't even get around to shipping that part, derailleur hanger (.com), until 5 days after you place the order... Grrrr!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    I think we're all like him. He just had his filter fall off. We all think what he says. He's our collective thoughts in writing.
    Nope, you're wrong! each to their own tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    You're right, you missed the s and hit the $.
    Lol, that's just about what happened. I actually did get my eyes dilated and after walking back to work I realized I couldn't read or see anything close up. It was very annoying and I must have looked a little strange with my face inches away from my computer screen for about an hour.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Great time for a night ride, you'd be able to see like a cat in the dark.
    I knew there must have been an upside to totally dilated pupils! I'll have to try that next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    So that's what Nicole heard banging up on the second story of her place last week, just outside her window.
    Sounded like a hard member dragging up the siding??

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    You guys sure know how to party.
    Party? Heck no!! Working out. How do you think I stay so sexy in my elastic waist blue jean shorts??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    elastic waist blue jean shorts
    AKA "jorts"

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    OMG! I'm a "metrosexual"!!!

    Tone's, help me get out of this hole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Party? Heck no!! Working out. How do you think I stay so sexy in my elastic waist blue jean shorts??
    shoot. I pictured you in these. Darn. There goes that fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    shoot. I pictured you in these. Darn. There goes that fantasy.

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    shoot GOB, where'd you get those pictures? I thought I had deleted those ages ago?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    shoot GOB, where'd you get those pictures? I thought I had deleted those ages ago?!
    well, I didn't post those of you in the fishnet tank tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    shoot. I pictured you in these. Darn. There goes that fantasy.

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    Not me, GOB, I always tie my shoes, or wear slip ons. Fantasize about that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Not me, GOB, I always tie my shoes, or wear slip ons. Fantasize about that!!
    You never know, GOB probably has friends in TSA that have those old Sony see through video camera's... just sayin... One man's junk is another woman's treasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    crossing the line now. Try to avoid being misogynistic and homophobic before this thread ends up in the crapper, please.
    GOB theres no homophobic remarks in this thread, im talking metrosexuals, meaning METRO..
    Nor are their any misogynistic comments here, stating that im not a fan of women with hair on body parts is not misogynistic.
    Many women say they hate a man with facial hair, thats never pulled up and is just an opinion.
    Thankyou GOB
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    Hey Tones, i'm rocking about 1/8 inch of stubble in all those areas. come on by, i dare you to run away screaming.
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    Hey Tones, i'm rocking about 1/8 inch of stubble in all those areas. come on by, i dare you to run away screaming.
    Tones is gonna come-a-knockin' any moment now with a waxing kit and a free consumer sample of our patented hagfish eel slime lube to use "with you".

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