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    Official MTBR Billionaire's Thread

    As the title states, this thread is for all of the billionaires on mtbr to share your passion, post stories, and ask questions specific to being a billionaire who mountain bikes. NOTE: If you are not a billionaire, do NOT post in this thread, thanks.

    Let's get this started with some questions:


    Do you ever sleep in your Lamborghini with your bike?

    Which celebrity looks best in spandex? (note, only include ones you've hooked up with)

    Best frame material for a custom bike: gold, elephant tusks, or human skulls?

    Do you ever go to the MTBR "Where are the Deals?" forum just to laugh at poor people?

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    My handle is Gasp4Air, but I'm actually Warren Buffet. The rumply old fart of Berkshire Hathaway fame. When I want a new bike, I just buy the company. Less hassle that way, and the service is excellent.

    As billionaires go, I'm pretty down to earth. No yacht, but I do like to go fishing in my row boat. Of course, owning lake Superior is nice, all the fish are mine. I prefer Dominos to Papa Johns. Their caviar and truffles toppings are my fave. My bike is an old Stumpy from the 80's. I just put a new seat on is a few years ago. I ride on my private mountain range as often as being a billionaire allows. And who is this wise-guy Scott O.? Billionaires are people too, ya know? I think I'll buy the internet and ban him.
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    I don't think this is funny at all

    #billionaire.lives.matter

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    One gear is all you need.

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    I'm only worth $892 million so I guess I can't play... This thread isn't very inclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobShort View Post
    I'm only worth $892 million so I guess I can't play... This thread isn't very inclusive.
    Markets were rebounding today....hang in there Bob...you might not be short after all

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    i haven't assembled the staff who'll be posting for me yet. should i buy this place and clean it up a little?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    should i ...clean it up a little?
    You take that back, 53119! You take that back right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Markets were rebounding today....hang in there Bob...you might not be short after all
    What makes you think he was referring to his monetary worth?

    5" is average, Bob.
    One gear is all you need.

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    Official MTBR Billionaire's Thread-angie-everhart-4715-wfjg.jpg

    My only inclusion is a bike(true story) and sleeping with the below celebrity(also true story). Sadly I would be content with having a billion pennies, but alas even that is far from my grasp...

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    Tawny Kitaen?
    One gear is all you need.

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    Angie Everhart.

    Sorry, not a billionaire, I'll go back to the regularly schedule program. Don't sue me...
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    Angie Everhart.
    Nailed it. In both contexts...

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    Smithers, craft me a witty reply to this MTBR thread!
    Riding Washington State singletrack since 1986

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    I too am a billionaire, actually a multi-billionaire but I don't like to brag. My bike is made from diligafolium. Never heard of it? Don't worry, YOU can't afford it. I have several houses but never been to them because I live in my jetliner. I ride an E-bike and only during torrential downpours so nobody recognizes me and robs me. I love doing multiple laps on muddy trails to leave my mark. When I'm finished I load back up in the jetliner and have a full staff of gorgeous models to bathe me. Yeah, it's good to be me

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    I was a billionaire until last Friday.... Ouch.

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    Last time I looked this thread was in the Passion forum. I swear, sometimes it’s like the Twilight Zone around here.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Guys that brag about big money, have small pipis.
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    Only peasants sleep with their bikes in their Lambos. I sleep with my bike in my Bugatti Chiron.
    I wouldn't **** you, you're my favorite turd.

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    Wait a minute...why are all of these non-billionaires posting in this thread? Billionaires only! And how did this get moved from the Passion forum? Are you telling me billionaire bike threads are less passionate than stupid threads about dumb kids, old guys, cranksets, and crappy 26ers?????

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    Between the dentist and my car mechanic, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to drop out. Sorry, guys.

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    where do us trillionaires post at?


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    I really could use some money this year for upcoming medical since somehow I didn't setup an FSA this year despite having one the last few years to help with my son's medical bills. Any philanthropists in the thread?

    Paging Buffet, Bezos or Dimon... any additional news about your healthcare initiative?
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    where do us trillionaires post at?
    That would be over at road bike review.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    That would be over at road bike review.
    I was going to say e-bike forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    That would be over at road bike review.
    thank you kind sir...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    I really could use some money this year for upcoming medical since somehow I didn't setup an FSA this year despite having one the last few years to help with my son's medical bills. Any philanthropists in the thread?

    Paging Buffet, Bezos or Dimon... any additional news about your healthcare initiative?
    Jeez, that sucks. Reasonably-priced health care should be a priority with our elected folk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Between the dentist and my car mechanic, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to drop out. Sorry, guys.
    You must have a lot of teeth, or a lot of cars, or both.
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    You must have a lot of teeth, or a lot of cars, or both.
    One car, two teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    One car, two teeth.
    I don't like jumping to conclusions, but you may be paying too much at your dentist.
    Rigid SS 29er
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    I'm seeing Stephanie Zimbalist, mostly known for Remington Steel. Actually, I saw her because I sat behind her in church. I did not say anything to her. I bragged to everyone I saw how proud I was of myself. I didn't pull her hair, scream at her or rip at her clothes(I think you are supposed to do that to celebrities).
    How am I supposed to pick a line through this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misterbill View Post
    I'm seeing Stephanie Zimbalist, mostly known for Remington Steel. Actually, I saw her because I sat behind her in church. I did not say anything to her. I bragged to everyone I saw how proud I was of myself. I didn't pull her hair, scream at her or rip at her clothes(I think you are supposed to do that to celebrities).
    Congratulations!
    I did your homework for you. A few tidbits that may help you out in your travels.

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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Congratulations!
    I did your homework for you. A few tidbits that may help you out in your travels.

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