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    I present to you a green eyed red lipped beauty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Oh wise one down under,
    your sage advice is sought to resolve a real dilemma.
    Know that they do not play well together, so which do you chose? A) Green (good), or
    B) Red (evil)



    Please select one, and no, they cannot be had together, or separately.
    The spirit of X-mas now rests upon your shoulders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    I present to you, Green and Red, Crested Butte, CO.

    If that bike is so proud of being green and red why wont it look at us ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    If that bike is so proud of being green and red why wont it look at us ?
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    It is very shy like TrailRider92.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    I'd take the green. She may not have anything under that skirt.

    Then again I'm not Tone's.

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    oh that is brilliant logic, cause i'm sure the red one is, yknow, prudish.

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    The red one is saying to herself....I know I need rent money, but really, do I want to be posted on the internet over and over again holding a girl that clearly wants me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball View Post
    oh that is brilliant logic, cause i'm sure the red one is, yknow, prudish.
    yeah... she looks a little apprehensive....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    If that bike is so proud of being green and red why wont it look at us ?


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    It's the "My steer tube is insanly tall" complex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tystevens View Post
    Who do Aussies like better: Crocodile Hunter (may he RIP) or Paul Hogan?
    Honestly i really love Steve Irwin, his magical energy and honesty, he was truly a great man, the day he died i was seriously upset and in shock, anybody that knew him just loved the guy, steve was exactly who he was on TV, there was no acting, thats the bloke he was, he was a true aussie legend and the worlds a lesser place without his presence, so its steve over Hog's for me.

    You guys never say the real paul hogan, he is not what he is in croc dundee, he was a very funny man on his television show, the paul hogan show, he was a tradie before that, just a typical aussie guy, i liked him alot..

    both of these guys are typical Aussie guys, that have a natural ability to be themselves.

    RIP THE GREAT MAN STEVE IRWIN......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PerfectZero View Post
    have you partied with this guy?
    LOL, NO i have not partied with this idiot lol, i think his name is Cory Worthingtom, he had a massive house party and detroyed his parents house n wound up the media, his mates were behind him on the news throwing brown eyes at the cameras lol, it was a beat up story,
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Oh wise one down under,
    your sage advice is sought to resolve a real dilemma.
    Know that they do not play well together, so which do you chose? A) Green (good), or
    B) Red (evil)



    Please select one, and no, they cannot be had together, or separately.
    The spirit of X-mas now rests upon your shoulders.
    OK, this is a big one..

    Although green is my fav colour, im going to pick the red one.

    The green chick just looks like she might be a bit more work for some devious back door activities and devious games, the red one looks like she wants to be punished straight away, but i would try talking them both into being punished, i could handle both easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    The red one is saying to herself....I know I need rent money, but really, do I want to be posted on the internet over and over again holding a girl that clearly wants me.
    both of them are probably underaged, you filthy old men...

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    both of them are probably underaged, you filthy old men...
    If theres grass on the wicket, you can play cricket.......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Honestly i really love Steve Irwin, his magical energy and honesty, he was truly a great man, the day he died i was seriously upset and in shock, anybody that knew him just loved the guy, steve was exactly who he was on TV, there was no acting, thats the bloke he was, he was a true aussie legend and the worlds a lesser place without his presence, so its steve over Hog's for me.

    You guys never say the real paul hogan, he is not what he is in croc dundee, he was a very funny man on his television show, the paul hogan show, he was a tradie before that, just a typical aussie guy, i liked him alot..

    both of these guys are typical Aussie guys, that have a natural ability to be themselves.

    RIP THE GREAT MAN STEVE IRWIN......
    This side of the world was in shock too, mate. Such a tragic end to a golden personality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    If theres grass on the wicket, you can play cricket.......
    These guys have it all wrong about the girl in red. Her eyes are closed because she is trying to gather herself after being diddled into ecstasy by the girl in green. It's obvious!
    ...and proud member of the anti-sock puppet desolation

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    Tone's, is cross-reposting of oversized skittletits legal in Oz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    Tone's, is cross-reposting of oversized skittletits legal in Oz?
    lol, sti, what the hell is cross reposting of oversized skittletits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    lol, sti, what the hell is cross reposting of oversized skittletits
    You need to get out more often Tone's!

    reposting pictures. - Page 3 - Mtbr Forums

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    hey, what's up with those box jellies? - gnarly bastards
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    You need to get out more often Tone's!

    reposting pictures. - Page 3 - Mtbr Forums
    Its totally legal here lol, im all in to cross posting and cross dressing, im into anything that has 'cross' before it, nothing better than spending the day in my girls sexy underwear and cross posting pictures on MTBR, exactly what im doing right now, but the panties are very tight, i have a testicle hanging out both sides, but at least the nice lacy bra and suspenders fit ok........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    lol, sti, what the hell is cross reposting of oversized skittletits
    You can't expect to sleep all day and remain current.

    And I will confess, I think the stress to finish the year has pushed me over the edge. I've done gone crazy. Sure, it only took a few steps to get there, but I there now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    exactly what im doing right now, but the panties are very tight, i have a testicle hanging out both sides, but at least the nice lacy bra and suspenders fit ok........
    Ohhh man! I got a visual on that!!!

    Make it go away!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo Troll View Post
    It's the "My steer tube is insanly tall" complex.
    Be glad you aren't 6'5" tall, and don't have to have a racers position or stance on your bike that aggravates your lower back. Form follows function.
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    Is Cory Worthingtom a Sleestack in disguise?


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    ^^^ i dont bloody sleep all day lol, its that your time frame is lagging behind us trendsetters, basically you are lagging behind us in everything, get with the times you yankies, the new day comes to us first, you blokes could lean alot from us forward thinking super intellectual Aussies, we are the world leaders..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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