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    Did you see how long it took him to learn an American accent? He'll never figure out a Canadian accent.
    So you won't take him in? Ay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    So you won't take him in? Ay?
    I'll think aboot it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBM View Post
    What's Anthony Gobert doing these days? He truly HAD more talent than Rossi, just couldn't control his demons.
    Good call mate, he was a gun rider, im not to sure brother, he was a bit of a wild man..
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    What's the social scene like in Geraldton? I may be going there for work.

    Taken by a colleague at our site:

    no idea mate, probably lunatics n inbred freaks like most country towns with history in Aus lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Do hairy armpits trump hairy legs (on a broad, of course)?

    Methinks the pit jungles can be sexy. Not so much on the legs.
    I agree, pit jungles are easier to take than hairy legs on a woman, thats just not on.

    As ive said before, if you wanna have some fun with yourself, shave one leg only then it feels like your getting into bed with a nice sexy female leg to rub your hairy leg on...
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    Tone's, Ever see a Kookaburra in old gum tree? How do they taste?

    What is your favorite marsupial?

    Could you kick Russel Crowe's ass?
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    time for some serious ozzie topics, Tone's...

    In the fishing stakes, are you Albee or Shimano?

    Having a feed, what's the go: yabby, marron, cherubin, or redclaw?

    Answering someone's question, and rather than saying uh, do you say yea-no or no-yea?

    Do you have latent tendencies of bogan/westy/hoon that the OC should be aware of?

    Roy and HG: what's your sage advice on their next media direction?

    You've identified you're a footy man, but: in State of Origin do you barrack for the canetoads or the cockroaches?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    Tone's, Ever see a Kookaburra in old gum tree? How do they taste?

    What is your favorite marsupial?

    Could you kick Russel Crowe's ass?
    LOL, YES ive seen hundreds of kookas in old gum trees, sydney is full of both, and kookaburras love eating big brown snakes, death adders, tigers, kookas are master snake killers, they grab them with their big beak, and bash them on the ground or on a tree branch over and over untill they are dead..
    I was on a golf course and say two male kookas fighting on the ground, one had the other by the throat, i picked them both up to break it up n they didnt even notice i was holding them they were so cranky, so i pulled the one off that was holding the other ones throat and let the other guy go, he flew into a tree, as soon as i let the other one go he flew straight back to the other one, grabed him by the neck n both fell out of the tree onto the ground again lol
    must have been a hall of a women they were fighting over lol.

    My fav marsupial is a WOMBAT, they dig under houses and collapse them, they are feisty and have been known to attack people, they can take shotgun and plenty of rounds of bulllets n still not die, i like their style, not to mention they look funny lol..

    Rusty Crowe, Russel owns the terrace next to my ladies unit in victoria st potts point, you mightnt believe this but him and i are on first name terms, i have thrown a few lures with him on his wharf at his other place in Woolloomooloo about 5 minutes away and run into him all the time and his wife is a client of my ladies, we both have a great passion for rugby league, he is a part owner of the south sydney Rabbitohs, im a life member of the Parramatta Eels, we often talk rugby league, rustys a good guy, hes not tough at all, his just broken up with his wife Dani whos a nice chick, russel is not high n mighty, he chats to anybody, works out at the local park..
    But to answer your question would i punch on with him, for charity **** yes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kimberleyturtle View Post
    time for some serious ozzie topics, Tone's...

    In the fishing stakes, are you Albee or Shimano?

    Having a feed, what's the go: yabby, marron, cherubin, or redclaw?

    Answering someone's question, and rather than saying uh, do you say yea-no or no-yea?

    Do you have latent tendencies of bogan/westy/hoon that the OC should be aware of?

    Roy and HG: what's your sage advice on their next media direction?

    You've identified you're a footy man, but: in State of Origin do you barrack for the canetoads or the cockroaches?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    KIMBERLY, WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET THESE QUESTION LOL
    You are very well versed in ozzy culture, have you been here?

    1. i think your talking about ALVEE, an aussie made beach reel company, i do own a few but im a shimano man through and through, lol where the hell did you find out about Alvee, im shocked lol

    2. Yabbys all the way girl

    3. yea-no for me lol, your a freak.

    5. i have been and am a bogan/westie and a hoon, i grew up in bogan/westie territory and pride myself as not being a snob, and always been a hoon lol


    6. Roy and HG Nelson are legends, HG is my fav, he tipifies an aussie.
    They will keep popping up on the radio n TV and doing olympic coverage, how the hell do you know this stuff.

    7. I am a NSW BLUE AND COCKROACH all the way through, where every you were born thats what you are.
    State of origin is the hardest contact ball sport on the planet, with daylight second.


    Now a question for you, seeings you have such a loverly name Kimberley, have you ever heard the janes addiction song 'Kimberley Austin', if you havnt google it, its a loverly song and reminded me of you

    cheers girl.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball View Post
    can i sprout seeds using the paper towel method if i warm them on my cpu case?
    lol, you must be a dope grower from way back, you know the answer, its yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    Tones.... Does your toilet water really flush/spin opposite of ours up here in the U S of A?
    Yes its true, yours goes the other way, but ours is the correct way, yours is the one thats actually backwards.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    Which do you prefer to be in? Boxers, briefs, thongs, or just commando?

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    Commando round the house, but when your out you need support, ive a heavy load down there, i need to keep it in place or it will be swinging around everywhere..

    And im a good catholic boy that is cut, meaning my forskin was stolen at birth, im very easily aroused down there, i cant be swinging around i'll bar up too much in public
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    Is it true Christmas is cancelled because of Ugg wearing Drop Bears ????
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Tone's, will you......................

    Will i what, of course i will, they are not willing partners you know......
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    Do kangaroo's get in your trash? Kinda like a coon does here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishpitbull View Post
    Do kangaroo's get in your trash? Kinda like a coon does here.
    LOL, No but some have been known to pick up rubbish like beer bottles and childrens dolls and put them in their pouch......
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    Tone's,

    I've heard that sometimes Roos have been known to pick up rubbish like beer bottles and childrens dolls and put them in their pouch.

    Why would they do this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Tone's,

    I've heard that sometimes Roos have been known to pick up rubbish like beer bottles and childrens dolls and put them in their pouch.

    Why would they do this?

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    Yeah, and Tone's, why do you let them do that? Should not your government run some "Keep them Roos clean" program? Brain washing, tax reliefs, jail time for repeat offenders - basically stuff we do in Murica?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    Yeah, and Tone's, why do you let them do that? Should not your government run some "Keep them Roos clean" program? Brain washing, tax reliefs, jail time for repeat offenders - basically stuff we do in Murica?
    I heard the AUS government was going to ban the pouch. The NPA "national pouch association" is p1ssed.
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    ^^^ I think those are government trained Roos that are keeping the place clean. You can avoid background checks if you employ only Roos. No insurance requirements either. Maybe we should import a crew of Roos here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    ^^^ I think those are government trained Roos that are keeping the place clean. You can avoid background checks if you employ only Roos. No insurance requirements either. Maybe we should import a crew of Roos here.
    How about free unrestricted access to Emergency Roos?

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    you didn't mention

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    After the Ask Tone's thread in the test section that was a triumph of human spirit until it was binned, im assuming it was in the wrong forum, i should have put it in here all along ..
    Basically this is a thread we can work through your problems..

    My areas of trained expertise are as follows.

    Mental Health

    Sexual Health inc, fetish, fantasy, Sexual problems, B&D, Do it yourself, Performance, etc.

    Conflict resolution

    Family issues

    Scams and deception

    Compulsive Disorders OCD

    Financial Advise

    Pets and veterinary issues

    How to kill friends and influence people

    Fashion and trends

    Picking up women or men A-Z

    Crime and Punishment

    Australiana, any questions about Australia.

    Rest assured i am a trained professional in all of these areas above..
    I will be adding to this list as my qualifications grow.
    I understand this is a big responsibility taking on personal issues from the OC, so please be patient as i get to your questions
    So c'mon OC ,dont be shy to air you issues and we can all work through them together..

    Cheers, Dr Tone's

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    whats his name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    I got nuthin for Tone's.... what's wrong with me?
    at first i read your posts as:

    "i got nuts for Tone's"

    and i was excited and looking forward to hearing his answer... then i disappointingly realized i made a mistake...

    but i like your philosophy: "it is not about you but it is about me"

    sadly - no input from the expert... let's give him another day or so to compile his thoughts on your complex question....

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    Where did Aussie bands learn how to rock?



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