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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Tones, am i still loveable and desirable even though my toenails look like old potato chips?
    Also Tones, could you sample them and tell us what flavor of potato chips they taste like?
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    can you karaoke -chloe dancer/crown of thorns-?
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    Which do you prefer to be in? Boxers, briefs, thongs, or just commando?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    A little more detailed than I'd expected...LOL.
    You could use hydroflouric acid; just don't do the deed in a bathtub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    can you karaoke -chloe dancer/crown of thorns-?
    You are a man of the finest class mate, not only can i cover chloe dancer, but i can play every mother love bone and temple of the dog song on guitar..
    Mother love bone is the greatest act in history......
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    You could use hydroflouric acid; just don't do the deed in a bathtub.
    I'll give you a big tip, hydrochloric acid does not break down a human skeleton, many wanna be killer has stuffed up using it, sulphuric acid is the only tool for the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Tones, am i still loveable and desirable even though my toenails look like old potato chips?
    Loverly Nicole, you know the answer it this, you define loveable and desirable, i would love your potato chip toenails like they are the air that i breathe, but i would have to fight Hawg for them i suspect, a good old fashion fight to the death...
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    Thanks for all your questions tonight, i answered a few easy ones here, i will return tomorrow to answer all unanswered questions, thankyou friends and lovers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    Which do you prefer to be in? Boxers, briefs, thongs, or just commando?

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    I got this one.

    He prefers panties.
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    Tone's, I need a career change! What should I do?

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    Tone's, any snow driving tips ?

    We got a few inches out there and it seems like people in their cars could use some. I'm more afraid of them hitting me than me riding into them.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I'll give you a big tip, hydrochloric acid does not break down a human skeleton, many wanna be killer has stuffed up using it, sulphuric acid is the only tool for the job.
    Lye (sodium hydroxide) in water may actually be the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Tone's, I need a career change! What should I do?
    I'm not Tone's, but, Locksmith?

    You'de get a cool rape van to drive around in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You are a man of the finest class mate, not only can i cover chloe dancer, but i can play every mother love bone and temple of the dog song on guitar..
    Mother love bone is the greatest act in history......

    right, on, Tone. maybe a little mad season in there as well. Andrew definitely gone to soon. Miss those bands and music. woulda been crazy to hear he and Cornell jammin in some dive in those early days!

    I can only fake my way (badly) thru the piano parts on chloe by ear. I love my guitars though.. you a strat, paul, or tele player by chance? acoustics?
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    Tones.... Does your toilet water really flush/spin opposite of ours up here in the U S of A?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I'm not Tone's, but, Locksmith?

    You'de get a cool rape van to drive around in.
    I like candy. Will there be candy in the rape van?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball View Post
    Is there a Lonely Planet Guidebook that addresses how to handle 6 hour boners caused by listening to accents from Aussie women?
    Six friggen hours? Man, your wife must be lucky, reaping the rewards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    I like candy. Will there be candy in the rape van?
    Sure. Meanwhile, can you help me load this couch? This damn cast, you know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Sure. Meanwhile, can you help me load this couch? This damn cast, you know...
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    You could use hydroflouric acid; just don't do the deed in a bathtub.




    Or without protective gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Lye (sodium hydroxide) in water may actually be the best.
    Yup, go buy 4-5 crates of plumbers lye, put body in bathtub, dissolve it like a clogged sink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    Yup, go buy 4-5 crates of plumbers lye, put body in bathtub, dissolve it like a clogged sink.

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    If you end up with a bit of lye left, you can cook yourself a delicious Lutefisk.

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    "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"

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    Congrats to Random Walk, I just bumped you to 100~!!!!
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    what is your stance on abortion, gay marriage, and medical marajuana? bonus question: how do you feel about assisted suicide?

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