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    lol, the first chick has worse taste, warnies a legend and you know it
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    lol, the first chick has worse taste, warnies a legend and you know it
    And here I thought it was a dead heat.
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    they both have taste in men that stinks worse than dead fish, and to think they both said no when I offered.

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    Does Nicole Kidman's carpet match her drapes?


    Or does this go in the Ask a Scientologist thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Does Nicole Kidman's carpet match her drapes?


    Or does this go in the Ask a Scientologist thread?
    In every dream I have had Nicole has floorboards

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    So she's a brunette?

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    Tones....

    If you found out I have a dick, would you handle it like Ron Jeremy or Matt from Nip/Tuck?

    You said ask *anything*...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Tones....

    If you found out I have a dick, would you handle it like Ron Jeremy or Matt from Nip/Tuck?

    You said ask *anything*...
    HAHAHAHA, ive never really thought about it Maya, but i will say theres no turnin back now so i would handle it like Ron lol.
    Ive actually met Ron Jeremy at the sydney sexpo where he was the headline guest, i only went to meet him, i shook the hand thats had so much action, he is a hero of mine and he didnt let me down, we had a great chat about of all things fishing on our harbour after he asked me what he did, i gave him my card and told him id take him out on the house to nail some kings if he ever had the time when he was here, so who knows, one day i might go fishing with the man, and if i do, you will be the first one i call maya, i want you to be there lol..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Does Nicole Kidman's carpet match her drapes?


    Or does this go in the Ask a Scientologist thread?
    GOB, i always try to give all girls the benifet of the doubt and imagine them all with hardwood floors.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Ron Swanson can kick Ron Jeremy's ass. Known fact.

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    what is the proper edicate in a bar room fight in Australia?
    do ya talk smack first or just go for it like our southern boys
    here in the midwest we make sure everyone is out of trash talking and there is a big circle of people to witness
    I am slow therefore I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    HAHAHAHA, ive never really thought about it Maya, but i will say theres no turnin back now so i would handle it like Ron lol.
    Ive actually met Ron Jeremy at the sydney sexpo where he was the headline guest, i only went to meet him, i shook the hand thats had so much action, he is a hero of mine and he didnt let me down, we had a great chat about of all things fishing on our harbour after he asked me what he did, i gave him my card and told him id take him out on the house to nail some kings if he ever had the time when he was here, so who knows, one day i might go fishing with the man, and if i do, you will be the first one i call maya, i want you to be there lol..
    He can teach ya some moves too! ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Ron Swanson can kick Ron Jeremy's ass. Known fact.
    What are you GOB, some sort of porn expert? im lovin it, something new is reveiled about you everyday
    Your a woman of many levels GOB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    He can teach ya some moves too! ;D
    HOLD ON, i can teach him some moves thankyou.......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    what is the proper edicate in a bar room fight in Australia?
    do ya talk smack first or just go for it like our southern boys
    here in the midwest we make sure everyone is out of trash talking and there is a big circle of people to witness
    Its southern style here joey, hit first ask questions later..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    What are you GOB, some sort of porn expert? im lovin it, something new is reveiled about you everyday
    Your a woman of many levels GOB.
    What's up Tone's?! You've been mellow yellow lately. Come on over. I'll buy you a root beer and we can catch some puppet shows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    What's up Tone's?! You've been mellow yellow lately. Come on over. I'll buy you a root beer and we can catch some puppet shows.
    WTF, i think somebody has hacked GOBS account?
    Anything that involves 'roots' and puppet shows im in, can i sleep in your purple velvet water bed with you? not that there will be too much sleepin goin on anyway.......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Of course, if you've had all your shots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    What are you GOB, some sort of porn expert? im lovin it, something new is reveiled about you everyday
    Your a woman of many levels GOB.
    And anyone who gets in the way is a:

    Gobstopper!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Ha!

    Your sig, was that a real post? I saw it and thought it was strange. Welcome, Henrietta!

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    I think it was spam, but there were no links, etc, so I didn't report it - kinda wonder what post 2 might bring
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I think it was spam, but there were no links, etc, so I didn't report it - kinda wonder what post 2 might bring
    Bwahahahaha at your sig delll, i saw that post, i thought WTF, it was a damn funny first post..
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    Hey Tone's, is that Aussie show 'Puppetry of the Penis' still going? GOB may be interested...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    The official ASK (an Aussie) TONE'S Anything OC thread..

    Why am I so effing fascinated with Australia....always have been. On top of that, I really am not curious about other places I haven't visited. Tell me it sucks, so I can move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    After the Ask Tone's thread in the test section that was a triumph of human spirit until it was binned, im assuming it was in the wrong forum, i should have put it in here all along ..
    Basically this is a thread we can work through your problems..

    My areas of trained expertise are as follows.

    Mental Health

    Sexual Health inc, fetish, fantasy, Sexual problems, B&D, Do it yourself, Performance, etc.

    Conflict resolution

    Family issues

    Scams and deception

    Compulsive Disorders OCD

    Financial Advise

    Pets and veterinary issues

    How to kill friends and influence people

    Fashion and trends

    Picking up women or men A-Z

    Crime and Punishment

    Australiana, any questions about Australia.

    Rest assured i am a trained professional in all of these areas above..
    I will be adding to this list as my qualifications grow.
    I understand this is a big responsibility taking on personal issues from the OC, so please be patient as i get to your questions
    So c'mon OC ,dont be shy to air you issues and we can all work through them together..

    Cheers, Dr Tone's
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