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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Tone's, should I bring a jar of peanut butter to Sti's party this weekend?
    chunky or creamy?

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    I'm thinkin' Creamy?
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    WOOF!
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    Why is the answer always "42"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I'm thinkin' Creamy?
    Good choice, chunky == a nasty rash.

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    Zoinks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    Why is the answer always "42"?
    Haaa! That's a question only highdelll can answer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    Good choice, chunky == a nasty rash.
    and maybe some anal tearing...depending on your friends.

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    Sti once told me that blow up dolls prefer chunky over creamy. What are your thoughts, Tone's?
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    OMG.

    Tone's - serious question: Are you going to Sti's party? If so, you're not bringing any pineapples, are you ?

    Please say no pineapples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Sti once told me that blow up dolls prefer chunky over creamy. What are your thoughts, Tone's?
    LOL
    well played, sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Sti once told me that blow up dolls prefer chunky over creamy. What are your thoughts, Tone's?
    That was not me, must have been Niki!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    That was not me, must have been Niki!
    Nic told you that? Did you have any chunky with you at the moment? I sure hope so!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I moved this question from another thread...

    Tone's, has a Tasmanian Devil ever successfully swam across the channel to the Mainland?
    As a matter of fact, back in 63 a rogue Tassie Devil did infact make the journey from Tazzie to Aus, it was back in the day where homosexuality was banned in Tasmania, im not joking this is a true story, he was a little male Devil yearning for something more in life, back then it was a jailible offence in tasmania for animals or people to be involved in such activities.
    This lil Tazzie devils name was Bruce, he set out on an old discarded aboriginal dug out canoe..

    He didnt know there were no other tazzie devils here on the mainland, he was heart broken to find none others here, so he set his sights on the next best thing, a little male wombat called Roger..

    They were the same size Bruce and Roger, and spent their days in the sun, nude, mating like rabbits.

    This is a true story, it sounds a bit silly but i assure you its the real deal....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Sti once told me that blow up dolls prefer chunky over creamy. What are your thoughts, Tone's?
    I tend to prefer just plain ground up peanuts, i like the dry sensation, im actually a fan of the sandy feel myself...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    OMG.

    Tone's - serious question: Are you going to Sti's party? If so, you're not bringing any pineapples, are you ?

    Please say no pineapples.
    Yes, and i will be bringing pineapples, starfruit, butternut pumpkins, mangos and baby wombats and a length of PVC......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOOK Bethany, ive had to deal with this before a few times.

    STEP 1, clean the garage out, and pretend you are going to paint it, so get the paint out and cover the floor with plastic, over lap it and tape it up

    STEP 2. when the boy comes over, ask him to give you a hand for 5 minutes in the garage, tell him your knees are bad and could he just get that bit youve missed along the ground level.
    While his down there hit him over the head from behind with a baseball bat and keep hitting him untill he is out cold or shows no signs of life..

    STEP 4, you will already have a 44 gallon plastic drum of SULPHURIC ACID that you have been collecting little bit by little bit over the past months.
    WARNING, DO NOT USE HYDROCHLORIC ACID, IT WONT WORK, been there done that, many poorly trained murderer has been let down by hydrochloric acid in the past, dont let it be you Bethany.

    STEP 5, put him in tha drum head first, if you have to cut him up, wait for riggors to set in, this will stop any blood loss, but do it on the plastic sheets, an axe will work fine, but sharpen it first.

    STEP 6, leave him in drum for 2-4 weeks so acid has time to eat through the bones, and all DNA will be gone

    STEP 7, by this stage he will be a black slime, you can poor him down any local drain bit by bit, before rain is better

    STEP 8, Take all your clothes and plastic, put them in the empty drum, take it to a forest, poor petrol in it and set it on fire

    STEP 8 throw a party

    If you have any more questions dont be afraid to ask me.....
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    Hey Tone's.... what do you think of this?

    http://forums.mtbr.com/member.php?u=699946

    Looks like we have someone new here.

    -S

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Haaa! That's a question only highdelll can answer...
    nah, I can't take credit for that
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOOK Bethany, ive had to deal with this before a few times.

    STEP 1, clean the garage out, and pretend you are going to paint it, so get the paint out and cover the floor with plastic, over lap it and tape it up

    STEP 2. when the boy comes over, ask him to give you a hand for 5 minutes in the garage, tell him your knees are bad and could he just get that bit youve missed along the ground level.
    While his down there hit him over the head from behind with a baseball bat and keep hitting him untill he is out cold or shows no signs of life..

    STEP 4, you will already have a 44 gallon plastic drum of SULPHURIC ACID that you have been collecting little bit by little bit over the past months.
    WARNING, DO NOT USE HYDROCHLORIC ACID, IT WONT WORK, been there done that, many poorly trained murderer has been let down by hydrochloric acid in the past, dont let it be you Bethany.

    STEP 5, put him in tha drum head first, if you have to cut him up, wait for riggors to set in, this will stop any blood loss, but do it on the plastic sheets, an axe will work fine, but sharpen it first.

    STEP 6, leave him in drum for 2-4 weeks so acid has time to eat through the bones, and all DNA will be gone

    STEP 7, by this stage he will be a black slime, you can poor him down any local drain bit by bit, before rain is better

    STEP 8, Take all your clothes and plastic, put them in the empty drum, take it to a forest, poor petrol in it and set it on fire

    STEP 8 throw a party

    If you have any more questions dont be afraid to ask me.....
    A little more detailed than I'd expected...LOL. Hopefully everyone realizes this IS a joke and won't really happen. You do scare me a little after this though. Only thing my teenage son and friends had to do was sterilize the couch. They were pretty grossed out.

    Just glad my son thinks high school girls are nothing but trouble and full of drama he doesn't want to deal with. So he says..

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    nah, I can't take credit for that
    No, but you do have some idea I figure?
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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    A little more detailed than I'd expected...LOL. Hopefully everyone realizes this IS a joke and won't really happen. You do scare me a little after this though. Only thing my teenage son and friends had to do was sterilize the couch. They were pretty grossed out.

    Just glad my son thinks high school girls are nothing but trouble and full of drama he doesn't want to deal with. So he says..
    Bethany ....please

    We both know what your up too and planning, you wanna get caught or not?
    Dont play possum with me, just follow the plan and it will all be ok...
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    i've got a couple for you tones...

    -do dingo's actually eat babies?

    -have you ever seen snow in person?

    -what's the best way to cook a prawn?

    -is that aussie hat with corks a drinking game like the beer can wizard staff?

    -do you like dame edna?

    -do you like cricket?

    -what happened to skippy the bush kangaroo?

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    Hi Tone's

    I remember a catchy Aussie tune from my childhood





    Are songs like this still popular in Austrailia?
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    i've got a couple for you tones...

    -do dingo's actually eat babies?

    -have you ever seen snow in person?

    -what's the best way to cook a prawn?

    -is that aussie hat with corks a drinking game like the beer can wizard staff?

    -do you like dame edna?

    -do you like cricket?

    -what happened to skippy the bush kangaroo?

    1. yes dingos eat babies, they love em, eat em like lollies

    2. yes i have seen snow in thredbo, we do have snow here in some parts during winter, ive only seen snow once, i rode a bodyboard down a hill of it as a kid, i still remember the smell of the snow.

    3 to cook a prawn, you want to cook them in salt water with even more salt, only need to cook them for 5 minutes

    4, people wear hats with corks on them to keep away the flies here, they are no drinking game lol

    5 yes i love dame edna lol

    6. yes i love cricket, but not as much as Rugby league

    7, i cant believe youve seen skippy lol, its still on here late at night to this day.
    It was filmed 40 minutes away from me in sydney, there was actually more than one skippy, i bet you never noticed.
    the bush in skippy is typical sydney bush where i ride my bike, it hasnt changed to this day.

    Cheers Chris
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