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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Bwahahaha Emu, thats Dell, the bodyguards are trying to keep him away from her, he is with his Aboriginal mates fighting to see who gets to tag her first,,,,
    That must be a lot of body to require that many guards.

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    What is Australia's biggest legal export
    also do you own a Holden Ute?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    What is Australia's biggest legal export
    also do you own a Holden Ute?
    I'll take a guess and say our biggest export is wheat and coal, maybe sugar, and we are the biggest exporter of idiots to the rest of the world and fine women.

    We do make mighty fine world renound wine here, we export a lot of metals and timber. ugg boots lol
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    Tone's,

    I apologize if someone has already ask (I have not read the whole thread) but I was wondering if you have ever seen first hand a kangaroo open up someone's guts with the foot claw? I saw a video of that happening to a unsuspecting tourist once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    Tone's,

    I apologize if someone has already ask (I have not read the whole thread) but I was wondering if you have ever seen first hand a kangaroo open up someone's guts with the foot claw? I saw a video of that happening to a unsuspecting tourist once.
    LOL, id like to say i have because i would have been the first to run up and help the person push their guts back inside, ive a;ways wanted to do that lol, but no ive never seen it.

    A big male red kangaroo is a sight to be seen, they tower over people when they are standing up and from thousands of years fighting other big males they are not to be messed with, they could and have disemboweled people in the blink of an eye.

    The big males fear nothing and very often they will if upset look for fights with people, they have killed plenty of people before, thats no joke.

    The kick in their hind legs rivals any animal on the planet, they rock back on their tail and kick with both feet.

    The roos you guys see people patting and on TV are grey kangaroos, but the ones that are seriously dangerous are the big reds of central Oz, they are a sight to be seen 2ride

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    that would explain why it was such a big deal to catch that roo at the airport
    I was wondering why they looked hesitant in the parking ramp
    boxing roos for the win
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    that would explain why it was such a big deal to catch that roo at the airport
    I was wondering why they looked hesitant in the parking ramp
    boxing roos for the win
    HAHAHA you saw that did you, that was a little grey, they are sweet, but a big red is actually red/burnt orange, they are taller than humans standing, melbourne had another one in the airport carpark a month ago on the 5 level, the one today only made it to the 3rd lol
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    the only news I like to watch is BBC
    as you can see they only cover important World News
    your prime minister creeped me out
    she seemed more interested in being on the world news than the hundred people lost there homes.
    I dont trust her
    she seems fake
    I could be wrong but my gut feeling on people is usually spot on
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    the only news I like to watch is BBC
    as you can see they only cover important World News
    your prime minister creeped me out
    she seemed more interested in being on the world news than the hundred people lost there homes.
    I dont trust her
    she seems fake
    I could be wrong but my gut feeling on people is usually spot on
    we only have two main parties here that have any chance of getting in, thats labour and liberal, she was the labour leader and she got in.

    the other smaller parties are

    The greens, trouble starting rainbow chasers, just a bunch of muppets
    The sex party
    the fishing party
    the gun party
    independants

    thats about it. baring a few more smaller ones.

    I vote for the fishing party and sex party, the sex party supports prostitution, porn, freedom of sexuality and all sexual rights
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    P.S the whole country is very embarrassed by Julia Gillards voice, its boarderlining on a disgrace to the nation, no joke.
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    I never would have guessed you voting for the sex party
    weird I tell ya
    truly unexpected
    I guess all party's you vote for smell like fish
    makes sense I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    the only news I like to watch is BBC
    as you can see they only cover important World News
    your prime minister creeped me out
    she seemed more interested in being on the world news than the hundred people lost there homes.
    I dont trust her
    she seems fake
    I could be wrong but my gut feeling on people is usually spot on
    bro - you can't be more wrong... that lady has more balls than most men that i know...

    read her statement on immigration:

    Australia PM Tells Muslim Immigrants 'Adapt or Leave'? - Urban Legends

    she is spot on if you ask me - and it does not apply to only one group.... we need politicians like that in the USA and Canada....

    plus - she is kinda cute...
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    What's with the McDonalds name change? That's pretty cool!
    I just saw footage of the new Macca's signs going up.
    We call it "Mickey D's" here. I wonder if they'll change the signs here too. Some people call it "McPuke's". I don't think corporate headquarters will go for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Bloody oath we do bumpit.

    We go to roo shops and get fitted up and upgrade saddles, some of us even ride wombats and tazzie devils.
    Basically everybody has a roo or two here, often you see families riding together, we have heaps of head injuries from people hitting their heads on low hanging objects though.
    Quite often you see a woman riding a roo with her child in its pouch.
    Ross are also very popular with teenage girls but im not sure why
    does our new member Bumpit have brother named Bubba?

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    Zebras are black with black and white stripes! (their skin is black, hair is colored)

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    when you whack it do you think about 29ers? i bet you do.

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    Tones- Have you ever had this happen to you? If it's not the Dingo's it's the snakes down there. What the hell is going on down under?

    Mom awoken by cat finds python wrapped around 2-year-old daughter | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    Tones- Have you ever had this happen to you? If it's not the Dingo's it's the snakes down there. What the hell is going on down under?

    Mom awoken by cat finds python wrapped around 2-year-old daughter | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News Canada
    One snake is weaksauce when you have 23 others living in a wall:

    Mother snake and babies discovered in childcare centre
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    What about the kid who hatched some Taipan eggs in his closet?

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    Oh damn! That's actually kind of nutts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    What about the kid who hatched some Taipan eggs in his closet?
    This kid: Eggs found by Aussie 3 year old hatch into deadly snakes - CBS News

    So very very lucky to not get nabbed by the snakes.
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    Baby pythons?!



    SO CUTE!!! ^_^

    I have a healthy fear and respect for poisonous snakes. Constrictors? They tend to stay away from me cause I squeeze them tighter than they squeeze me

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    bro - you can't be more wrong... that lady has more balls than most men that i know...

    read her statement on immigration:

    Australia PM Tells Muslim Immigrants 'Adapt or Leave'? - Urban Legends

    she is spot on if you ask me - and it does not apply to only one group.... we need politicians like that in the USA and Canada....

    plus - she is kinda cute...
    She has it spot on with the above, we have some very serious problems with that group and just about every Aussie agrees with the above.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    What's with the McDonalds name change? That's pretty cool!
    I just saw footage of the new Macca's signs going up.
    We call it "Mickey D's" here. I wonder if they'll change the signs here too. Some people call it "McPuke's". I don't think corporate headquarters will go for that.
    Hahaha, i am so surprised that you guys get these lil bits of news about oz in Canada or the states, yes we have officially changes 14 mcdonalds stores to MACCAS, everybody here calles them maccas, from 3 year old kids to grandparents, i think this is a gold idea, really Aussie.

    Everything is abreviated here, from names to places and everything gets an S or a Y on the end.

    You guys need to change from Micky Ds to Maccas, when you abreviate you do it to make words shorter, not turn one word into 2 words, micky Ds is just not good enough sorry to say, sounds like a disney movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Baby pythons?!



    SO CUTE!!! ^_^

    I have a healthy fear and respect for poisonous snakes. Constrictors? They tend to stay away from me cause I squeeze them tighter than they squeeze me
    LOL, Baby taipans not pythons Maya, the most deadly snake on the planet this young kid found some eggs in a nest in his backyard, put them in a tupparwere container in his cupboard and they hatched lol. he was so proud too.
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