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    Can you see the Tasmanian Bushfires from your harbor?
    I hope you and your mates are all well.


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    Cheers SJ, no we look to the east in sydney, Tazzie is down south, in any case its too far to see, but im sure some smoke makes it over.
    In sydney today its 46 degrees, thats bloody hot, we are on bushfire warnings, all the national parks are closed, its almost feeling like putting you hand in an oven when you walk outside, its bloody hot.
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    Tone's how is tomorrow looking? Those still on today are fired up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    Can you see the Tasmanian Bushfires from your harbor?
    Eis that eyh down-undah gingah?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Could be highdelll
    the prime minister is a ginger
    I bet you could chip ice with her pointy nose
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    I'd grudge her from behind and finish w/ a donkey-punch!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I'd grudge her from behind and finish w/ a donkey-punch!
    Bwahahaha if you saw her from behind you would change your mind real quick Dell, maybe if you were on a 10 year drought you might have a go, but if you did you might put yourself on a self imposed 10 year drought after the experience lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Tone's how is tomorrow looking? Those still on today are fired up.
    you talking bout the fires mate, its hell here today, the hottest day here in years, i just took my bike out to get lunch and my hydro brakes totally jammed up, the oil must have expanded in the heat, it took about 3 minutes, WTF ive never experienced it before, i had to carry my bike home ,the brakes were totally stuck, anybody ever heard of this?
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    She could seriously damage you taint if ya got to crazy with that one
    Turn you into a damn hermaphrodite
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    GET THIS, IT IS 44 DEGREES/ 111.2 FAHRENHEIT HERE TODAY.

    It is like hell warmed up, a hot wind, fires everywhere, people getting evacuated from their homes, walking outside is like climbing into an oven, dead set torture, heat this bad is no fun, its hot enough to kill old people.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    GET THIS, IT IS 44 DEGREES/ 111.2 FAHRENHEIT HERE TODAY.

    It is like hell warmed up, a hot wind, fires everywhere, people getting evacuated from their homes, walking outside is like climbing into an oven, dead set torture, heat this bad is no fun, its hot enough to kill old people.....
    Thats horrible mate! Is it dry heat at least?

    I recall a few years back in the Summer when it was 113F in Los Angeles. I was really worried about my daughter that day while she was away at day camp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Thats horrible mate! Is it dry heat at least?

    I recall a few years back in the Summer when it was 113F in Los Angeles. I was really worried about my daughter that day while she was away at day camp.
    Just gotton news hawg, its 48 in western sydney, thats about 118, its dry but like breathing water at the same time, you can feel it heat your lungs on every breath, looks like summers really here..
    Its ironic that its too cold to ride bikes where you are and its to hot to ride them here, its shaping up to be a killer fire season here in the next few months, people are already losing their lives and homes in Tazzie in the last few days, i think its about to happen here in NSW in the next few weeks, today will cook eveything in the bush, one spark and its all on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Just gotton news hawg, its 48 in western sydney, thats about 118, its dry but like breathing water at the same time, you can feel it heat your lungs on every breath, looks like summers really here..
    Its ironic that its too cold to ride bikes where you are and its to hot to ride them here, its shaping up to be a killer fire season here in the next few months, people are already losing their lives and homes in Tazzie in the last few days, i think its about to happen here in NSW in the next few weeks, today will cook eveything in the bush, one spark and its all on.
    Crikey!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Bwahahaha if you saw her from behind you would change your mind real quick Dell, maybe if you were on a 10 year drought you might have a go, but if you did you might put yourself on a self imposed 10 year drought after the experience lol.
    That's the thing that some don't get about me... I'd do it just to say I rear-ended your PM (or our SoS) and knocked her out!
    I'd get celebrated at pubs & bars for that valiance
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I want pics "so it looked like it happened"
    Someone get busy and Photoshop Highdelll donkey punching the PM

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    Anyways, about that heat man - I know NorCal doesn't seem that it would be hot, but we break records - we once tied with the Sahara desert as the hottest place on earth - AND are the #1 hottest place for our latitude constantly - Oh yeah, come to redding! - at least we have lakes nearby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    That's the thing that some don't get about me... I'd do it just to say I rear-ended your PM (or our SoS) and knocked her out!
    I'd get celebrated at pubs & bars for that valiance
    i suppose i always said id do the english queen for the same reason, id give her a hell of a working over lol
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    Hey Highdell, quit your *****in'! I live in the low desert. 'Nuff said.

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    ^^^ im on my way with some icepacks and fruit Maya
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    Don't forget the Rum, Tone's! I love me a Mai Tai

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    Quote Originally Posted by BumpIt View Post
    Hey Tone's, do you Aussies really ride kangaroos around, like we Americans use cars?
    Bloody oath we do bumpit.

    We go to roo shops and get fitted up and upgrade saddles, some of us even ride wombats and tazzie devils.
    Basically everybody has a roo or two here, often you see families riding together, we have heaps of head injuries from people hitting their heads on low hanging objects though.
    Quite often you see a woman riding a roo with her child in its pouch.
    Ross are also very popular with teenage girls but im not sure why
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    That's the thing that some don't get about me... I'd do it just to say I rear-ended your PM (or our SoS) and knocked her out!
    I'd get celebrated at pubs & bars for that valiance
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    I want pics "so it looked like it happened"
    Someone get busy and Photoshop Highdelll donkey punching the PM

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    Highdelll is that you with the blue tie getting ready to go in? Seriously mate, that's a big hit to take just for some kudos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Highdelll is that you with the blue tie getting ready to go in? Seriously mate, that's a big hit to take just for some kudos.
    Bwahahaha Emu, thats Dell, the bodyguards are trying to keep him away from her, he is with his Aboriginal mates fighting to see who gets to tag her first,,,,
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    Should you call Wagga Wagga Wagga?

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    Quote Originally Posted by womble View Post
    Should you call Wagga Wagga Wagga?
    just wagga lol

    hey, is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

    I do actually know the answer to this......
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