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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    New York cardboard:

    REAL pizza, Chicago style:


    Tones, which pizza looks better?
    ...do you call pizza that mysterious thing?

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    You people are nuts.

    Hey, I am a professional here, I know what I am talking about! Unless you guys are professional cooks too, you don't know nuthin about REAL pizza!

    Pizza PIE! PIE. When does PIE look like cardboard?! Sheesh

    Besides, you get stuffed off one slice of Chicago style. You gotta eat half a NY pizza to get full, and afterwards you feel like **** and wonder if you ate the greasy box on accident

    Tone's, I will be available in July, right before I head up to Oregon for mountain biking camp. I will pencil you in. I hope you have the tickets and pizza ready by then

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    This thread is amazing, like most of the forum is very unconventional!! I like it!!!!!!!!
    Tone's, I see you have a lot of expertise in any subject, I have enjoyed your humor, so when I have serious doubts this is the right place ...
    For example, if I say the word taxes, what do you do you recommend?????
    I do not like giving money to the state, help meeeee!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    Have you ever eaten laulau or any other hawaiian style food?
    Yes the only pizza i will eat is Hawaiian, thats ham and pineapple

    But apart from that, no Maz, but id love to try some mate.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by toscano View Post
    This thread is amazing, like most of the forum is very unconventional!! I like it!!!!!!!!
    Tone's, I see you have a lot of expertise in any subject, I have enjoyed your humor, so when I have serious doubts this is the right place ...
    For example, if I say the word taxes, what do you do you recommend?????
    I do not like giving money to the state, help meeeee!!!!!!
    Tosco my mate, the first thing that comes into my mind when you say 'taxes' is Rorting the system.

    Tosco, you need a job where you can cheat the system, this is what the high rollers do and its a good way to get ahead.

    What do you do for a job Tosco, and i will help you rort the system if i can.

    Just remember, 'its not a rort unless im involved'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    You people are nuts.

    Hey, I am a professional here, I know what I am talking about! Unless you guys are professional cooks too, you don't know nuthin about REAL pizza!

    Pizza PIE! PIE. When does PIE look like cardboard?! Sheesh

    Besides, you get stuffed off one slice of Chicago style. You gotta eat half a NY pizza to get full, and afterwards you feel like **** and wonder if you ate the greasy box on accident

    Tone's, I will be available in July, right before I head up to Oregon for mountain biking camp. I will pencil you in. I hope you have the tickets and pizza ready by then
    I have dabbled in cooking meth in my mates caravan and garage, does that count?

    On a serious note, ive penciled in july, ive got enough food so we wont have to leave the house, and ive got a full tank of oxygen for you, your gonna need it...
    Also ive wrangled a few narwhels for your pleasure too, i know they are your fav, so ive been collecting them for you when ever i see one, ive got a pool full of them for you...
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    So are there mad max falcon reproductions rolling around Australia? In parades? Maybe blasting down the highways?
    WHY ARE YOU YELLING??!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilikebmx999 View Post
    So are there mad max falcon reproductions rolling around Australia? In parades? Maybe blasting down the highways?
    Bloody oath there are, like the 'intercepter' from MM1 and the black falcon from 2, i know a guy with a dog called 'dog' and its a cattledog, one guy has made a mad max museum.
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    I'd imagine its like the dukes of hazard charger here in the states. Iconic and everybody wants one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilikebmx999 View Post
    I'd imagine its like the dukes of hazard charger here in the states. Iconic and everybody wants one!
    Spot on, i used to love the Dukes, i watched it as a kid religiously, i just loved those duke boys cruizin through the American countryside, pulling the woll over boss hogs and roscoe peacoal trains eyes.
    Not to mention i had a massive crush on daisy, she was the bomb.
    Uncle jessie was a dude, so was Cooter.

    I have a full set of dukes of hazard cars still tucked away, man that show was great.
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    well Tone's I do have to admit I get the movies mixed up a bit in my head
    I like the one with the red station wagon
    I think that is the one with the fake supercharger thing that cracks me up
    I know a few things about cars and I think they are doing it wrong
    The one with the ferrel kid and the people who make the tv show with the rectangle stick thing is probably my favorite
    I don't know what it is about that kid but he looks like he could be a hoot
    I think the 3rd one with the dome kind of reminds me of water world
    I get them mixed up in my head because I have A.D.D. and usually just let a marathon run and get things done at the same time
    I have seen all three completely but just not in the right order
    Damn, I just realized that kid is as old as me
    do all Kids look like him in the Australia Outback "not the restaurant"?

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    ^^^ LOL Joey, the 'rectangle thing' that this kid threw was a boomerang lol.
    Theres more feral kids that look like that in oz than you would imagine and im not jokin.
    If you go to our western suburbs you will see hundreds of them.
    I even had hair like him when i was a kid, and a rats tail at the back, i even had it shaved at one point with a rats tail lol.
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    I dont care what anyone else says
    that is a good look mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Spot on, i used to love the Dukes, i watched it as a kid religiously, i just loved those duke boys cruizin through the American countryside, pulling the woll over boss hogs and roscoe peacoal trains eyes.
    Not to mention i had a massive crush on daisy, she was the bomb.
    Uncle jessie was a dude, so was Cooter.

    I have a full set of dukes of hazard cars still tucked away, man that show was great.
    Wasn't the Sherrif's deputy called Anus, or am I dreaming this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Tosco my mate, the first thing that comes into my mind when you say 'taxes' is Rorting the system.

    Tosco, you need a job where you can cheat the system, this is what the high rollers do and its a good way to get ahead.

    What do you do for a job Tosco, and i will help you rort the system if i can.

    Just remember, 'its not a rort unless im involved'
    My job?
    I am owner of a shop, more precisely, a jewelry store, I deal with gold, silver, rings and watches. The specialties are the vintage things. I love the items I sell but I'm tired of absurd charges for nothing, very tired. And I am also tired of being enclosed by four walls ...
    The situation is serious? Escape routes?
    Help me with your wisdom, perhaps on the other side of this planet you are smarter ...

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    Tone's,

    Any other USA 80's TV shows you like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    Tone's,

    Any other USA 80's TV shows you like?

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    Tone's, when one reaches a fork in the road, does one proceed to the left, or does one proceed to the right,... and, why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    Tone's,

    Any other USA 80's TV shows you like?
    Beth, i grew up on American TV, i loved it back then, heres some of my all time favs.

    1 Goodtimes, with JJ ( dy-no-mite )
    2. buck rogers
    3. dukes of hazard
    4. the love boat
    5. Hawaii 5. 0
    Fantasy island with Tattoo
    6. chips
    7. Waltons mountain
    8. little house on the prarie
    9. Grizzly Adams
    10. leave it to beaver
    11. happy days
    12. The odd couple
    13. Leverne and Shirly
    14, the brady bunch
    15, the 6 million Dollar man
    16. wonder woman
    17. the incredable hulk
    18. Magyver
    19. My three sons
    20. The golden girls
    21. Bonanza
    22. Gilligans island
    23, Micky Spillanes Mike Hammer
    24. family ties
    25. the cosby show
    26. fat albert


    these are just a few off the top of my head, there would be hundreds more than this, not all of them are from the 80s but those are the shows i grew up on with goodtimes being my fav, it was down to earth, i just loved that show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Tone's, when one reaches a fork in the road, does one proceed to the left, or does one proceed to the right,... and, why?
    Hawg, which ever testie you have hanging lower, thats the path you must take.
    Its an old Aboriginal method, its tried and testied.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by toscano View Post
    My job?
    I am owner of a shop, more precisely, a jewelry store, I deal with gold, silver, rings and watches. The specialties are the vintage things. I love the items I sell but I'm tired of absurd charges for nothing, very tired. And I am also tired of being enclosed by four walls ...
    The situation is serious? Escape routes?
    Help me with your wisdom, perhaps on the other side of this planet you are smarter ...
    OK Tosco, a few tips.

    Always have two sets of books/records, one for the taxman and one for you.

    Always run two cash registers, run your high end items up on one so that people can still get their recipts, but dont give that info to the taxman, only keep your records from register number 2, also look up the internet for methods to dodge tax.

    Allways have a dodgy accountant to help rort the system, that will really help

    You need to set up a back room for relaxation so you dont feel so enclosed, have a big screen for porn, couple of real life sex dolls, a bar fridge and a bed for havin a lie down..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Hawg, which ever testie you have hanging lower, thats the path you must take.
    Its an old Aboriginal method, its tried and testied.....
    So does that mean you just walk in circles?
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OO7 View Post
    So does that mean you just walk in circles?
    You'll never get lost. And, when every other living thing on your continent is trying to kill you, that's perhaps not a bad thing.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    OK Tosco, a few tips.

    Always have two sets of books/records, one for the taxman and one for you.

    Always run two cash registers, run your high end items up on one so that people can still get their recipts, but dont give that info to the taxman, only keep your records from register number 2, also look up the internet for methods to dodge tax.

    Allways have a dodgy accountant to help rort the system, that will really help

    You need to set up a back room for relaxation so you dont feel so enclosed, have a big screen for porn, couple of real life sex dolls, a bar fridge and a bed for havin a lie down..
    Thank you for answering!!!
    About taxes here they are very bad, the state does not get enough to eat our money. Limiting the use of cash is not difficult to control the people.
    About the back room I have to organize it. Do you think I can deduct from taxes a "couple of real life sex dolls"???
    I will ask my accountant...

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