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    Tone's did osokolo just make a pass at you or did I read that wrong ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    Tone's did osokolo just make a pass at you or did I read that wrong ?
    I will take my answer off the air, Thanks.


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    No joey, you read that right, his always sending me love letters and nude pictures of himself in the forest under maple trees spread eagle in an aroused state..
    That why he said im more handsome while im 'layed back' his trying to entice me to send him nude pics of me under gum trees, yes ive told the authorities about him, they informed me they have been watching him for a while now and they have been shocked by what they've been seeing, they have handed his case over to the sex crimes unit.....
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    Buwahahaha!
    Brother, brother so true,
    fuuck jo bro before he fuucks you.

    Better yank all those Roo pics & vids
    before animal control comes a knocking.
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    Tone's,

    Come county/state fairs every summer we fry EVERYTHING..including sticks of butter. And no, I don't ever plan on eating that. County and state fairs make Wal-Mart look sane.


    Your job sounds awesome. I don't know if you have catfish out there, but have you ever done hillbilly hand fishing called noodling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    I don't know if you have catfish out there, but have you ever done hillbilly hand fishing called noodling?
    Have you ever?!

    If so, please, do tell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    No joey, you read that right, his always sending me love letters and nude pictures of himself in the forest under maple trees spread eagle in an aroused state..
    That why he said im more handsome while im 'layed back' his trying to entice me to send him nude pics of me under gum trees, yes ive told the authorities about him, they informed me they have been watching him for a while now and they have been shocked by what they've been seeing, they have handed his case over to the sex crimes unit.....
    dammit you monkeys... now that you outed me to the authorities, they are making me pay for the internet in my cell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Have you ever?!

    If so, please, do tell!

    easy 'hawg... hand noodle fishing could be hard on your blood pressure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    ...yes ive told the authorities about him, they informed me they have been watching him for a while now ...
    hahaha
    yeah, Canuk 'Authorities'

    "oh hey there hoser - what is it you think you're doing, eh?"
    "Piss off, I'm sunning myself"
    "Ok, Ok, no need to get testy here"
    (to other mountie, "let's go, better to leave this alone" - "aye")
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Have you ever?!

    If so, please, do tell!
    No I haven't. MIssouri River is too fast flowing. Neighbor down the road says he's done it, but never caught anything.

    I'd like to keep my hands and feet so a regular pole will work just fine.

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    Tone's how many times did you make the beast with two backs in a Subaru Outback ?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    Tone's,

    Come county/state fairs every summer we fry EVERYTHING..including sticks of butter. And no, I don't ever plan on eating that. County and state fairs make Wal-Mart look sane.


    Your job sounds awesome. I don't know if you have catfish out there, but have you ever done hillbilly hand fishing called noodling?
    We do have catfish here but we dont eat our salt water species of cats as theres to many better eating fish to catch, but they do eat our fresh water ones but i havnt.

    lol, i have hand fished before with my own noodle, but never for fish lol, this noodling sounds interesting Beth, tell me more.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    Tone's how many times did you make the beast with two backs in a Subaru Outback ?????
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    LOL Joey, WTF?
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    ^^ I'm assuming he is talking about laying the rod with a couple of geese in a shaggin' wagon.
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    There is a Mad Max marathon on tv
    In your fine country where you can die from, crocodiles,poisonous spiders,poisonous snakes,suffering a heart attack while climbing Ayers Rock and just a lack of common sense !
    I guess what I am getting at is this
    Is mad max considered a chick flick in Australia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    There is a Mad Max marathon on tv
    In your fine country where you can die from, crocodiles,poisonous spiders,poisonous snakes,suffering a heart attack while climbing Ayers Rock and just a lack of common sense !
    I guess what I am getting at is this
    Is mad max considered a chick flick in Australia?

    Thank you I will take my answer off the air
    Not at all, Mad max is iconic stuff here, mad max 1 and 2 are loved here, mad max one is very very australian, so aussie its not funny, and australia is still like that in some areas, very raw and bizaare people..

    Mad max 2 is probably my fav movie ever, its a killer movie, im not a movie watcher but i watch that when ever i see it on, once again raw and bizaare, very aussie style, its an all time killer movie.

    Mad max 3 was a sell out, no doubt about it, too hollywood, it got to big, lost its aussie flavour, lost the rawness, so MM3 is not really held in high regard here, but the other two are written into our folklaw and totally iconic movies here, as is Max's charicter.

    cheers Joey....are you watching the 3 of them? whats your fav, n whats your thoughts on them mate?
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    Tones do you eat at outback steak house and if you do, hows the bloomin onion?
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Tones do you eat at outback steak house and if you do, hows the bloomin onion?
    Hutch, do they serve Phillie Cheese Steak Sandwiches in New Yowk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Hutch, do they serve Phillie Cheese Steak Sandwiches in New Yowk?
    Nope, pizza only. It's New York btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Nope, pizza only. It's New York btw.
    A cardboard pizza box with a bit of tomato sauce and cheese is NOT pizza!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Tones do you eat at outback steak house and if you do, hows the bloomin onion?
    LOL, We dont have an outback steakhouse here, id say its outback steakhouse American style lol, and that could be a good thing, i dont know, never eaten there.
    Every house has an outback steakhouse here, thats the BBQ out back of the house, one thing guys love here is their BBQs, the men run the BBQs here not the women, the women do the salads etc, but the blokes run the BBQ, and every bloke thinks his an expert here, if you dont know how to cook on the barbie here your considered a bit feminine/bit of a chick lol
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    BM no. 3/10 funny. Work on it.

    Tones you are missing out on life if you have never tried the bloomin onion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Every house has an outback steakhouse here, thats the BBQ out back of the house, one thing guys love here is their BBQs, the men run the BBQs here not the women, the women do the salads etc, but the blokes run the BBQ, and every bloke thinks his an expert here, if you dont know how to cook on the barbie here your considered a bit feminine/bit of a chick lol
    That's the way it is here in the States, too. Women are not allowed to ever touch the outdoor grill....or else...
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    New York cardboard:



    REAL pizza, Chicago style:


    Tones, which pizza looks better?

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    Maya, your not gonna like this but i like the first one thats thin like a pizza should be, id be sick eating the second one, but if you came to stay id fly all the way to chicago to buy you the second one before you came......

    P.S take special note of the last 3 words
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    Have you ever eaten laulau or any other hawaiian style food?
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!

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