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    Off Camber: One stop shopping zone

    It would nice if OC offered one-stop-shopping for all our daily needs. Online grocery ordering, new car/parts purchases, online banking/bill paying, setting doctor/dental appts, help with computer issues, online education/career development,...

    The possibilities are endless. We could create a whole new country here online inside the boundaries of OC.

    What can you contribute to the list of functions?

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    On line dating with an assortment of woman with the body of Salma Hayak and the personality of our beloved OC girls. From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek Table Dance - YouTube
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    ^ sampled, tested, approved!

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    I need a dentist.. My tooth hurts.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    pron
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    ^ that would mean Tone's would be in control of that by default. That's scary to say the least..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    We already have access to more cheap kitchens than are available at any Home Depot or Lowes so we're well on our way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    We already have access to more cheap kitchens than are available at any Home Depot or Lowes so we're well on our way.
    Funnily enough, the kitchen ads that keep coming in are from a company near where I used to live in England. The family that owns the company are billionaire developers with concerns all over the globe, and I know them well! Want me to get em to stop? I used to live with one of the daughters, briefly...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Make sure its a tax free zone.

    Now, any good deals on lube in here? I would like to buy in bulk.

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    hawg- i would like to run the jail/icehouse. that or a waterpark/in-n-out burger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    and I know them well! Want me to get em to stop? I used to live with one of the daughters, briefly...
    Any embarassing pictures that could be used for blackmail?


    Hawg... will prostitution be legal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Make sure its a tax free zone.

    Now, any good deals on lube in here? I would like to buy in bulk.
    Tone's and I manufacture/market a sexual lube. Is that what you are looking for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Hawg... will prostitution be legal?
    WT, you already know the rules within Off Camber, "anything goes" here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Tone's and I manufacture/market a sexual lube. Is that what you are looking for?
    Oh yes! So far the customer service is looking very good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    WT, you already know the rules within Off Camber, "anything goes" here.
    Time to get kinky!!!!

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    I think we're ready to go.

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    I would like to buy a vowel
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I would like to buy a vowel
    How about an "O"? As in, Ohhh baby!

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    Actually, I'm looking for a high end mtn bike that is a feathery light HT for my long steep climbs, but then transforms at the press of a button into a beefy all mountain FS ride for the humps and bumps heading back down. Anyone here know where I can get me one of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    How about an "O"? As in, Ohhh baby!
    got there first

    ee i ee i oh
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    build trail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    got there first

    ee i ee i oh
    RUHH-ROOO, cold busted!

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    sorry hawg it will be a long wait... all they got is the seat post...
    broadcasting from
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    build trail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    sorry hawg it will be a long wait... all they got is the seat post...
    Well, I guess ya gotta start somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I would like to buy a vowel
    Judy, I think you could sell a vowel!!!

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    No one I think has talked about transit

    Since I am a budding rocket-scientist, I would like to handle all the travel

    With me, you get no NTSB, TSA, CHP etc
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    ^ your trans service does include endless beer, mixed drinks, and bong tokes I hope?

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    Any one want to barter? I have a "U" that I'll trade for a "D", an "R", a "G" and an "S".
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt II here

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    ^ Let me take a hit first and think about it. I'll get back to ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    It would nice if OC offered one-stop-shopping for all our daily needs. Online grocery ordering, new car/parts purchases, online banking/bill paying, setting doctor/dental appts, help with computer issues, online education/career development,...
    Buy NicoleB's bike shorts and part of your list is complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    Buy NicoleB's bike shorts and part of your list is complete
    Part of my bucket list, that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    Buy NicoleB's bike shorts and part of your list is complete
    They will actually help with computer issues?
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt II here

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    i vote for no background checks, no proper id, and zero medical records

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    They will actually help with computer issues?
    Sure, less viruses since I wouldn't have to look at porn til the 'scent' faded

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