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    Off Camber Imaginary Group ride and Camp Out...

    ...full reports from the imaginary group ride and camp out we had this weekend.

    Certain people brought marijuana brownies and Nicole changed her hair color 28 times in the creek.

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    Nicole grew back her mustache over the weekend too.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    Gee sharing that tent with Nicole and cyclelicious was hard work, im warn out, and has anybody seen singlesprocket?
    he was meant to share the tent but went missing.....
    And what were all those Canadian guys doing nude in that tent together all weekend, led by osokolo?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    I heard the petting zoo outside 'hawg's' tent was a big hit. he must be worn out.
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    Muzz went for a walk with a sheep and never came back..
    Dion was pulling out 90foot high trees and holding them over his head while doing ticks on his BMX.
    Highdelll was being a cranky bastard all weekend after getting into a punch up with Monz for mentioning his sister lol
    Az bought his gay peach bike to provide the laughs.
    Monogod was accidently hit over the head with a big stick and thrown into the lake after trying to tell me how to put up my tent.
    Hawg entertained everybody with penis origami all weekend..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Gee sharing that tent with Nicole and cyclelicious was hard work, im warn out, and has anybody seen singlesprocket?
    he was meant to share the tent but went missing.....
    And what were all those Canadian guys doing nude in that tent together all weekend, led by osokolo?
    now there's some butt hurt
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    who threw the can of insect repellant into the campfire at 2:30AM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    who threw the can of insect repellant into the campfire at 2:30AM?
    sorry, guys. had a little too much homebrew and got rowdy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    sorry, guys. had a little too much homebrew and got rowdy
    you should have woke me up before hand and i would have thrown in some road flares and magnesium...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    who threw the can of insect repellant into the campfire at 2:30AM?
    Cannot lie - it was I.
    Did it to break up the mud wrestling that started after the 2nd keg blew.
    Couldn't tolerate Tone's pig-like squealing, as Saul relentlessly augered him into the dirt.
    Might have had a chance too, had he not tried to share a tent with two gnarly-hawt MTB chicks...
    The best is the one you want to ride most often..

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    A herd of zombies followed Natehawk to the site. We had to fight them off with mountain lion knives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    A herd of zombies followed Natehawk to the site. We had to fight them off with mountain lion knives.
    good thing all the bug repellant was still burning in the campfire so you could see 'em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    good thing all the bug repellant was still burning in the campfire so you could see 'em...
    Yeah but the last thing you want are flaming zombies

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    Maybe it was all the booze but Tone's doing his impersonation of the Geico Gecko was hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Maybe it was all the booze but Tone's doing his impersonation of the Geico Gecko was hilarious!
    I am not sure that was an impersonation

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    i tried to tell you guys that THERE ARE NO TRAILS UNDERWATER but nobody would listen. must've been nate's home brew that made you all so hard headed...

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    yeah....never drink strange shyt out of a mason jar. Tone's dont even act like you'd survive a night in a tent with Cycle and I. She IS a DHer afterall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Gee sharing that tent with Nicole and cyclelicious was hard work, im warn out, and has anybody seen singlesprocket?
    he was meant to share the tent but went missing.....
    And what were all those Canadian guys doing nude in that tent together all weekend, led by osokolo?
    Like a typical Gemini, Tonesy talked all night long... and as a fellow true Gemini, I encouraged him Later, we went to look for singlesprocket and found him in the woods building a boner log jump. We invited everyone to huck it.
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    fine by me. put that man to work!
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    Sorry I could not make it. After trying all day to figure out what tires to use I lost my map of the forest and got lost. I ended up doing a solo ride, but kept hearing baaaaa, baaaaa, baaaaa and took off when I heard that banjo.

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    I managed to drop the bike in the parking lot and broke several bones before it even started.....
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    I hope everyone enjoyed the coffee. We were out of filters, so I had to use the underwear I'd had on all week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hang 21 View Post
    I hope everyone enjoyed the coffee. We were out of filters, so I had to use the underwear I'd had on all week.
    I thought that was Kopi Luwak

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    I thought that was Kopi Luwak
    No, it was Poopi Azkrak.

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