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    I think Tone's adds new meaning to the term "Chili Cookoff" with the blowtorch and singed butthair... That's gonna itch when it starts growing back something fierce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    I think Tone's adds new meaning to the term "Chili Cookoff" with the blowtorch and singed butthair... That's gonna itch when it starts growing back something fierce.
    LOL, Ive got a confession to make, im always shaved front n back anyway, i like to say the missus likes it but actually im the one that likes it that way, and i dont stand for any hair on my lady either, ive been this way for as long as i can remember, and you dont eat a chicken with its feathers still on do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Ive got a confession to make, im always shaved front n back anyway, i like to say the missus likes it but actually im the one that likes it that way, and i dont stand for any hair on my lady either, ive been this way for as long as i can remember, and you dont eat a chicken with its feathers still on do you?
    Do you shave your dogs too?

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    LOL, Yes shave it all, its a real art to it, but i dont shave my legs thats a bit ghay but everything else is fair game.....

    Do you mean dogs as on woof woof dogs or balls, anyway it doesnt really matter, i shave both.....
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    this is all better than the camping trip itself...

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    wow, this is one of the funniest threads i've seen in a long time. thanks everyone for the giggles. I will bring those special brownies that were requested, brought em on the last Flight of the Pigs (truth!!) and they were a hit.

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    ^^^

    let's conduct an experiment. let's see how much bad rep we can heap upon this soul-less jackass. and begin...
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    ^^^

    who let this fool in here with that stinky, spoiled spam?!?!
    Last edited by shekky; 12-16-2012 at 06:30 PM.

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    When life hands you spam, make spam musubi.

    Mmmm...best snack ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    When life hands you spam, make spam musubi.

    Mmmm...best snack ever.
    yeah. go ahead and make your musubi with that rotton mess up there^^^. we'll see what your bowel movements look like four hours later...

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    Probably brown and stink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i only have one simple request. SOMEBODY has to get ridiculous gas on this camping trip, and thats all you guys need to entertain me. i'm a simple gal.



    Just for NicoleB28, cause I love to make you laugh... Do NOT open while in the cube farm, unless you want to be humiliated by co workers.

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    ... and if we just ...

    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    who let this fool in here with that stinky, spoiled spam?!?!
    I don't want to bust your chops, but you should never quote those A"holes as now their cr^p is on the site unless you remove the quote from your post..I dislike these idiots as much as anyone else here and report them all the time. The mods are overloaded with this sh^t and I am sure are just as sick of it as we all are....
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    ... and if we just ...

    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post



    Just for NicoleB28, cause I love to make you laugh... Do NOT open while in the cube farm, unless you want to be humiliated by co workers.

    Farting Dogs Harmonics Funny Flash!
    The farting dogs are hilarious!! My brother thought it was me..
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    Quote Originally Posted by OscarW View Post
    I don't want to bust your chops, but you should never quote those A"holes as now their cr^p is on the site unless you remove the quote from your post..I dislike these idiots as much as anyone else here and report them all the time. The mods are overloaded with this sh^t and I am sure are just as sick of it as we all are....
    point well taken.

    we should just neg rep bomb them instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    point well taken.

    we should just neg rep bomb them instead.
    And waste good rep on no good scum bags? Shekky, hows about your EDIT your post above and delete the quotes? makes it alot easier on the mods to do their job with spammers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    And waste good rep on no good scum bags? Shekky, hows about your EDIT your post above and delete the quotes? makes it alot easier on the mods to do their job with spammers.
    done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OscarW View Post
    always happy to help!

    now let's melt some beer bottles in the fire pit...

    back in the day, me and my crew actually used to do this before races at the boggs mountain demonstration forest in lake county, california. we would make a point of collecting road flare remnants left by the CHP or caltrans, fill empty beer bottles with the road flare material and then put them directly in the camp fire. for a while, a bright white/red flame would shoot out of the beer bottles until the flare dust was consumed. at times, we'd add magnesium chips and then there would REALLY be a show.

    since the campground had no host nor any sort of roving rangers, our campsite often resembled Mt Doom, what with the bright red glow off of the trees.

    then, we'd go out and make the podium the next day...good times, good times. i miss 'em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    makes it alot easier on the mods to do their job with spammers.
    If the mods were doing their job, we wouldn't be dealing with spammers. Chum and crew are asleep at the wheel and we're headed for a spammer iceberg.
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    That was a hell of a camping trip. You make the connection
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    The second annual imaginary OC camping trip is just around the corner. For those that missed the first one you can get caught up on all the activities via this thread. Happy reading!
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    Shenanagains!! 100% awesomeness LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burt4x4 View Post
    Shenanagains!! 100% awesomeness LOL
    Yes this camp out was nothing but shenanigans, marshmallows, pot filled brownies and raccoons.
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    Don't forget the maison jars :-)
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