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    We need another Old Timer's and Veterans weekend camping trip.... we are over due.

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    I've contracted Pricasso to attend the next OC Campout. He will be painting self portraits of anyone interested.

    Pricasso

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I've contracted Pricasso to attend the next OC Campout. He will be painting self portraits of anyone interested.

    Pricasso
    He's obviously the right man for the job. I wouldn't mind mandating that he wear a banana hammock though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I've contracted Pricasso to attend the next OC Campout. He will be painting self portraits of anyone interested.

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    you scare me how you find this stuff.
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    He has an eye for detail
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    Well if that dudes there I certainly won't be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well if that dudes there I certainly won't be.
    He does good work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    He has an eye for detail
    Yes he does, one good eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well if that dudes there I certainly won't be.


    YIKERS!

    BTW start at post #51 and read through for some good laughs and some OC history in the making.
    DJ, are you afraid of penises?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    DJ, are you afraid of penises?
    Yes except mine, well sometimes even mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yes except mine, well sometimes even mine.
    Oh, come on. A penis is a penis. A talented penis, such as Pricasso's, is something to marvel at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Oh, come on. A penis is a penis. A talented penis, such as Pricasso's, is something to marvel at.
    Mine has enough talent for my fill thank you.
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    Everyone, DJ has PHALLOPHOBIA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Everyone, DJ has PHALLOPHOBIA.
    I'll have what he's having please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I'll have what he's having please.
    Sorry DJ, I didn't mean to give you a HARD time about penises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Sorry DJ, I didn't mean to give you a HARD time about penises.
    No worries I would never "take" a HARD time about penises.

    Oh and by the way if I do go on this camping trip. I'm pitching my own tent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Oh and by the way if I do go on this camping trip. I'm pitching my own tent.
    By looks of things at this particular moment, I'd say that you already have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    By looks of things at this particular moment, I'd say that you already have.
    For you: How to Pitch a Tent - Assembly Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips
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    Sometimes I try to spell my name with my wizz but it never comes out very well. My wiener seems to have a mind of its own.
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    pitching a tent, isn't that a sign of a good nights dream?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    pitching a tent, isn't that a sign of a good nights dream?
    It's a sign of good heath.

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    Do you think he curves to the right, or left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Do you think he curves to the right, or left?
    I think he once said that he dresses to the left.

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    Whatever the answer we'll find out soon enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Whatever the answer we'll find out soon enough.
    Gonna see for yourself, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Gonna see for yourself, huh?
    Heck ya, inquiring minds want to know. In fact I might have to sneak back into DJ's house for some more surveillance one of these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Heck ya, inquiring minds want to know. In fact I might have to sneak back into DJ's house for some more surveillance one of these days.
    In the name of science, I concur. Statistics, it's all about statistics and the more data we can collect, the accurate the results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    In the name of science, I concur. Statistics, it's all about statistics and the more data we can collect, the accurate the results.
    Oh yeah. DJ might be surprised to know that I've already acquired quite a bit of data but we've only just begun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Oh yeah. DJ might be surprised to know that I've already acquired quite a bit of data but we've only just begun.
    Data: MUST.....HAVE....MORE..........DATA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Data: MUST.....HAVE....MORE..........DATA!!!!
    We will not stop until we get statistically significant results dammit!!
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    It's not every day an artist of this caliber comes a schlong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's not every day an artist of this caliber comes a schlong.
    Hawg & Mook are on some kind of weird schlong along.

    I dress to the left and I'm pretty precise in spelling my name in the snow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's not every day an artist of this caliber comes a schlong.
    Hahaha good one 'licious!

    Now that's what I call real comedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hawg & Mook are on some kind of schlong along.
    It's called science.

    I dress to the left and I'm pretty precise in spelling my name in the snow.
    I'm impressed with your Johnson control. I'm guessing you're writing your name in cursive. I challenge you to do the same but now print your name.
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    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    I think Dj is more afraid of falling of a cliff trying to find the toilet in the middle of the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    Nothing that a portrait by Pricasso can't fix. He should find this very therapeutic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    ...brush strokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    I think Dj is more afraid of falling of a cliff trying to find the toilet in the middle of the night.
    He should really fear that somebody will tie his shoelaces together while he's passed out. Especially if I attend the campout.

    Actually, now that I think about it I would like to be DJ's tent mate.
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    Some scary **** up there ^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    He should really fear that somebody will tie his shoelaces together while he's passed out. Especially if I attend the campout.

    Actually, now that I think about it I would like to be DJ's tent mate.
    you are really Pricasso aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    you are really Pricasso aren't you?
    Ha, no way. I have absolutely no artistic ability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I'm guessing you're writing your name in cursive. I challenge you to do the same but now print your name.
    Would it be cheating to pee in a jar first? Seems like if you do that pre-step first, then the writing part would be easier and more controlled.
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    Net, if that is supposed to be pee in a pitcher, why is it green colored? Did you have lime flavored popsicle after lunch today or something? You know, the ones that turn your tongue green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Would it be cheating to pee in a jar first? Seems like if you do that pre-step first, then the writing part would be easier and more controlled.
    I'm afraid that would be cheating. However it might be worth pissing in a pitcher and practicing a bit. Just to get the basic strokes down. Because once you start wizzing we all know how things can go haywire on endeavors such as this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I'm afraid that would be cheating. However it might be worth pissing in a pitcher and practicing a bit. Just to get the basic strokes down. Because once you start wizzing we all know how things can go haywire on endeavors such as this.
    Having morning wood make it even more challenging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Having morning wood make it even more challenging.
    You are so right. Without the usual flexibility and mobility wiz writing is really difficult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    You are so right. Without the usual flexibility and mobility wiz writing is really difficult.
    But that high and looping approach would add such an artistic flair.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    But that high and looping approach would add such an artistic flair.
    It would be more like a Jackson Pollock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Net, if that is supposed to be pee in a pitcher, why is it green colored? Did you have lime flavored popsicle after lunch today or something? You know, the ones that turn your tongue green.
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