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    Hey, who ate all the brownies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Hey, who ate all the brownies?
    I showed up late after doing a night ride. Came strolling into camp at about midnight. All I saw was peeps strewn about all of em passed out. I rambled over to the picnic table and was looking for some grub to replenish after the ride. Not much left to be found but a few chicken bones. I worked on them a little bit. Still not satisfied I wandered over to someone's pick up truck. I assume it was Tones as it had a bumber sticker with two pink kangaroo's humping eachother.

    I started digging through the cab looking for any type of food item. Lifted up a blanket to find a whole untouched pan of Brownies. Holy Shiite I said to myself "the holy Grail". It wasn't much longer than a half hour and I completely polished off the pan. The last thing I remember was the sounds of squealing pigs coming from one of the tents. I apparently passed out after that. I awoke the next day to see David C. crawling out of that tent. His baggie bike shorts were all bloody in the back. Not long after that I witnessed Nicky coming out with some kind of leather belt and a protruding pink contraption flopping about it.

    I managed to get on my bike and hightailed it out of there. As I was leaving I heard AZ yelling "DJ don't ya want some pancakes". I responded with "no thanks I'm trying to cut back" and off I went. Not sure of what happened before I got there or after I left. All I know is I've been extremely hungry since the brownie incident.
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    ...Donkey-Show at the 24-7 Wedding-Chapel... couldn't fall asleep so I siped some of my knobbies....

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    Epic ride indeed, a special thanks to Trail Ninja for cutting 50 miles of new trails the day before. It was a little weird how every time we stopped for a breather, Dion jumped off and did pushups, and I was impressed by AZ's ability to post to MTBR whilst riding. Marpilli doled out mad rep.

    It was a good idea to subcontract the after-ride refreshments to the Beer Forum heavy hitters - as expected, they delivered. Everything cooked on the campfire was wrapped in bacon (the veggie folks ate dried food in plastic wrappers.) It wasn't until Tone's pulled up the German quadruple-amputee porn vids on his iPhone that I knew it was time to call it a night.

    There were no narwhal sightings.

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    ^ You're sure about the Narwal sightings??
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    Quote Originally Posted by OscarW View Post
    ^ You're sure about the Narwal sightings??
    yeah, what in the hell is that stank?

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    Who the fukc pierced my nipples?????????!!!!!!!!

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    Oh, I'm quite sure there was some sword fighting here in the campground the other night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Who the fukc pierced my nipples?????????!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    yeah, what in the hell is that stank?
    Sorry, I farted from all the beans, onions and bacon....
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    Did you guys see that chick on the horse? Dayum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Did you guys see that chick on the horse? Dayum!
    it wasn't this girl, was it?
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    Pretty sure that's not her. This chick was super fine, and I didn't get the impression she wanted to reach up her horse's heiny like that.



    Speaking of that.

    What is going on there?



    Some kind of 'teach yourself how to be a veterinarian on the Internet' home kit kind of deal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Pretty sure that's not her. This chick was super fine, and I didn't get the impression she wanted to reach up her horse's heiny like that.



    Speaking of that.

    What is going on there?



    Some kind of 'teach yourself how to be a veterinarian on the Internet' home kit kind of deal?
    see those big green balls on the table there?

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    Yeah?
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    I hope she used some lube before going in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbmason55 View Post
    Epic ride indeed, a special thanks to Trail Ninja for cutting 50 miles of new trails the day before. It was a little weird how every time we stopped for a breather, Dion jumped off and did pushups, and I was impressed by AZ's ability to post to MTBR whilst riding. Marpilli doled out mad rep.

    It was a good idea to subcontract the after-ride refreshments to the Beer Forum heavy hitters - as expected, they delivered. Everything cooked on the campfire was wrapped in bacon (the veggie folks ate dried food in plastic wrappers.) It wasn't until Tone's pulled up the German quadruple-amputee porn vids on his iPhone that I knew it was time to call it a night.

    There were no narwhal sightings.
    HOLD ON, those german amputee videos were voted best quadruple-amputee new releases in the international porn awards, your a hard man to please, i bet you likes the pregnant mega lactating ones that were shown earlier in the night....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    HOLD ON, those german amputee videos were voted best quadruple-amputee new releases in the international porn awards, your a hard man to please, i bet you likes the pregnant mega lactating ones that were shown earlier in the night....
    I got your back on this one mate..

    Guys, leave poor Tone's alone. They do things just little different on the Underside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I got your back on this one mate..

    Guys, leave poor Tone's alone. They do things just little different on the Underside.
    that's why it's called "the underside'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    that's why it's called "the underside'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Yeah?
    do i have to explain this?

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    I guess so...I'm just not getting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I guess so...I'm just not getting it.
    oh dear...i was afraid of this...some things that we talk about around the campfire aren't repeated in public...

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    Im just pissed I missed the brownies.

    durn it.

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    OK...if you reach up between that horse's um, buttocks, there's a...never mind.

    somebody else has to finish explaining this for me, i just can't bring myself to do it...

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    Wait, is that from that new German game show, "Let's dig something from the Horse's Rectum!" ?
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    ...sh**! Where's my keys?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emptybe_er View Post
    ...sh**! Where's my keys?!!
    you'll probably have to reach into the hindquarters of that horse to retrieve them...

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    Funny as all hell ! I could have contributed these vegan herbal caramels that are causing personality crises in my little circle Sounds like they would have been a perfect fit, both because they set people free and look like something out of an a$$


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    Quote Originally Posted by knutso View Post
    Funny as all hell ! I could have contributed these vegan herbal caramels that are causing personality crises in my little circle Sounds like they would have been a perfect fit, both because they set people free and look like something out of an a$$

    i'll bet the raccoons won't even eat those things...

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    Bet me enough to buy a wildlife cam and I will post a vid of a raccoon freaking the feck out !

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    Quote Originally Posted by knutso View Post
    Funny as all hell ! I could have contributed these vegan herbal caramels that are causing personality crises in my little circle Sounds like they would have been a perfect fit, both because they set people free and look like something out of an a$$

    Um. Yeah. That's a cow turd. Pretty sure

    So glad I'm not a vegan.



    Question: How many pigs died to feed this camping trip? Not including the ones Tone killed on accident, making his iphone videos

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    Quote Originally Posted by knutso View Post
    Bet me enough to buy a wildlife cam and I will post a vid of a raccoon freaking the feck out !
    DISCLOSURE: No wildlife were harmed in the making of this trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yeah....never drink strange shyt out of a mason jar. Tone's dont even act like you'd survive a night in a tent with Cycle and I. She IS a DHer afterall
    Some of the best liquor I've ever had was out of an unmarked mason jar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by customfab View Post
    Some of the best liquor I've ever had was out of an unmarked mason jar.
    the drunkest i've ever been was when i mixed one large scoop of powdered lemonade with two shots of canadian club...

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    I'm still recovering from the brownie incident. And what I witnessed stumbling out of that tent the next morning. And I'm still confused on who's truck I rummaged through when I stumbled on the Brownie pan. The only hint of who's truck it was is the bumper sticker. Two pink Kangaroos humping hmmmm who's truck was that?
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    DJ,
    That horrid "must escape tent - now" scene probably marred your for life.
    The truck wasn't Tone's..... it was tl1's pink Escalade with the 2 "save the ta-ta's" stickers..
    He drove for 2 days to warn us all of the dangers of alcohol.
    Not surprised that he ended up getting tossed into the giant mud pit,
    and was pummeled all weekend for his non-stop preaching.

    Oh & yeah, that first brownie was mighty tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    DJ,
    That horrid "must escape tent - now" scene probably marred your for life.
    The truck wasn't Tone's..... it was tl1's pink Escalade with the 2 "save the ta-ta's" stickers..
    He drove for 2 days to warn us all of the dangers of alcohol.
    Not surprised that he ended up getting tossed into the giant mud pit,
    and was pummeled all weekend for his non-stop preaching.

    Oh & yeah, that first brownie was mighty tasty.
    Yes indeed I feel therapy is in order after what I witnessed stumbling out of that tent. And not surprising I'm so confused on the truck I rummaged through. Hell,I polished off a whole pan of Brownies. Did anybody else see the two Raccoons roasting marshmallows at the campfire? They have "human like hands" you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chsguxxssjjxx View Post
    Interesting articles on information like this is a great find It's like finding a treasure I appreciate how you express your many points and share in your views Thank you bootsforlady com
    who invited this POS? feet (and its bootsforlady) in the fire NOW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    who invited this POS? feet (and its bootsforlady) in the fire NOW!!!
    I screwed up I tried to neg rep and I gave a pos rep instead. It's this school shooting thats got me off kilter. Help me out O/C'ers.

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    I hope you all enjoyed my 3am bullhorn and glitter bomb wake up calls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I screwed up I tried to neg rep and I gave a pos rep instead. It's this school shooting thats got me off kilter. Help me out O/C'ers.
    I just fixed that for you. red chicklet showing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I just fixed that for you. red chicklet showing...
    Thanks, I know you're my wingman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I hope you all enjoyed my 3am bullhorn and glitter bomb wake up calls.


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    THESE kind of glitter bombs?

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    God ive copt alot this weekend, i seem to be the blame for everything and even after i gave you a public viewing of my front back n crack wax your still all at me, even gave you all a penis origami double act with my side kick Hawg, i thought that would give me at least some leeway, you guys are hard to please, even nailing my scrotum to a tree couldnt win you over, whats a man got to do....
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    Just doesn't seem fair, huh? Like throwing meat to the wolves. You (we) give 'em a little and they just want more and more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    God ive copt alot this weekend, i seem to be the blame for everything and even after i gave you a public viewing of my front back n crack wax your still all at me, even gave you all a penis origami double act with my side kick Hawg, i thought that would give me at least some leeway, you guys are hard to please, even nailing my scrotum to a tree couldnt win you over, whats a man got to do....
    Believe the early attention was just jealousy for sharing a tent with 2 gnarly MTB hawties. WTF did you expect?
    Perhaps, I shouldn't have tossed that insect repellent into the fire to stop that brutal mud pit beat-down given by Saul.
    Instead, feel loved, and remember that nobody rescued tl1, who became the target of recycled beer.

    Showing off your Brazilian wax job / oragami act was riotous...until Hawg, who shared the stage got sick from the smell,
    and told us that earlier you'd scorched yourself completely bald while lighting farts to impress Nicole.
    That's when the real abuse started.

    Even on an imaginary group camping trip one must pay to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Believe the early attention was just jealousy for sharing a tent with 2 gnarly MTB hawties. WTF did you expect?
    Perhaps, I shouldn't have tossed that insect repellent into the fire to stop that brutal mud pit beat-down given by Saul.
    Instead, feel loved, and remember that nobody rescued tl1, who became the target of recycled beer.

    Showing off your Brazilian wax job / oragami act was riotous...until Hawg, who shared the stage got sick from the smell,
    and told us that earlier you'd scorched yourself completely bald while lighting farts to impress Nicole.
    That's when the real abuse started.

    Even on an imaginary group camping trip one must pay to play.
    LOL, Funny post, and yes i was lighting farts blindfolded with a blowtorch to impress Nicole, she loves that sort of stuff, but what i wanna know is what were you doing wandering around with a selection of the girls underwear on at 4am in the morning with nothing but a greasy XL black mag light in your hands, saying you were looking for something youd lost on the ground, with AZ MTNS behind you dressed in the same gear mumbling and repeating himself that he was looking for the same thing?
    Looked pretty sus if you ask me..........
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    LOL, Funny post, and yes i was lighting farts blindfolded with a blowtorch to impress Nicole, she loves that sort of stuff, but what i wanna know is what were you doing wandering around with a selection of the girls underwear on at 4am in the morning with nothing but a greasy XL black mag light in your hands, saying you were looking for something youd lost on the ground, with AZ MTNS behind you dressed in the same gear mumbling and repeating himself that he was looking for the same thing?
    Looked pretty sus if you ask me.......... [ by Tone's]
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    Relief. That's what we were both desperately seeking.
    Truth be told it wasn't a big black flashlight at all, and yes it was heavily greased, or we'd never have escaped.
    See after you tore azz outta that tent I was abducted, and we were forced to perform, among other things a talent show
    sporting their most revealing panties and spiky heels. Ever tried to run in 6" stiletto's? I can't, and that's why I was crawling,
    and all my crying was from the pain of big black exploring areas where the sun don't shine.

    Lesson learned, never let AZ convince you that you too are tough enough for 2 real MTB chicks.
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