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    I think Tone's adds new meaning to the term "Chili Cookoff" with the blowtorch and singed butthair... That's gonna itch when it starts growing back something fierce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    I think Tone's adds new meaning to the term "Chili Cookoff" with the blowtorch and singed butthair... That's gonna itch when it starts growing back something fierce.
    LOL, Ive got a confession to make, im always shaved front n back anyway, i like to say the missus likes it but actually im the one that likes it that way, and i dont stand for any hair on my lady either, ive been this way for as long as i can remember, and you dont eat a chicken with its feathers still on do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Ive got a confession to make, im always shaved front n back anyway, i like to say the missus likes it but actually im the one that likes it that way, and i dont stand for any hair on my lady either, ive been this way for as long as i can remember, and you dont eat a chicken with its feathers still on do you?
    Do you shave your dogs too?

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    LOL, Yes shave it all, its a real art to it, but i dont shave my legs thats a bit ghay but everything else is fair game.....

    Do you mean dogs as on woof woof dogs or balls, anyway it doesnt really matter, i shave both.....
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    this is all better than the camping trip itself...

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    wow, this is one of the funniest threads i've seen in a long time. thanks everyone for the giggles. I will bring those special brownies that were requested, brought em on the last Flight of the Pigs (truth!!) and they were a hit.

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    ^^^

    let's conduct an experiment. let's see how much bad rep we can heap upon this soul-less jackass. and begin...
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    ^^^

    who let this fool in here with that stinky, spoiled spam?!?!
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    When life hands you spam, make spam musubi.

    Mmmm...best snack ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    When life hands you spam, make spam musubi.

    Mmmm...best snack ever.
    yeah. go ahead and make your musubi with that rotton mess up there^^^. we'll see what your bowel movements look like four hours later...

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    Probably brown and stink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i only have one simple request. SOMEBODY has to get ridiculous gas on this camping trip, and thats all you guys need to entertain me. i'm a simple gal.



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    ... and if we just ...

    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    who let this fool in here with that stinky, spoiled spam?!?!
    I don't want to bust your chops, but you should never quote those A"holes as now their cr^p is on the site unless you remove the quote from your post..I dislike these idiots as much as anyone else here and report them all the time. The mods are overloaded with this sh^t and I am sure are just as sick of it as we all are....
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    ... and if we just ...

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    Just for NicoleB28, cause I love to make you laugh... Do NOT open while in the cube farm, unless you want to be humiliated by co workers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OscarW View Post
    I don't want to bust your chops, but you should never quote those A"holes as now their cr^p is on the site unless you remove the quote from your post..I dislike these idiots as much as anyone else here and report them all the time. The mods are overloaded with this sh^t and I am sure are just as sick of it as we all are....
    point well taken.

    we should just neg rep bomb them instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    point well taken.

    we should just neg rep bomb them instead.
    And waste good rep on no good scum bags? Shekky, hows about your EDIT your post above and delete the quotes? makes it alot easier on the mods to do their job with spammers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    And waste good rep on no good scum bags? Shekky, hows about your EDIT your post above and delete the quotes? makes it alot easier on the mods to do their job with spammers.
    done.

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    ... and if we just ...

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    done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OscarW View Post
    always happy to help!

    now let's melt some beer bottles in the fire pit...

    back in the day, me and my crew actually used to do this before races at the boggs mountain demonstration forest in lake county, california. we would make a point of collecting road flare remnants left by the CHP or caltrans, fill empty beer bottles with the road flare material and then put them directly in the camp fire. for a while, a bright white/red flame would shoot out of the beer bottles until the flare dust was consumed. at times, we'd add magnesium chips and then there would REALLY be a show.

    since the campground had no host nor any sort of roving rangers, our campsite often resembled Mt Doom, what with the bright red glow off of the trees.

    then, we'd go out and make the podium the next day...good times, good times. i miss 'em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy View Post
    makes it alot easier on the mods to do their job with spammers.
    If the mods were doing their job, we wouldn't be dealing with spammers. Chum and crew are asleep at the wheel and we're headed for a spammer iceberg.
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    That was a hell of a camping trip. You make the connection
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    The second annual imaginary OC camping trip is just around the corner. For those that missed the first one you can get caught up on all the activities via this thread. Happy reading!
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    Shenanagains!! 100% awesomeness LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burt4x4 View Post
    Shenanagains!! 100% awesomeness LOL
    Yes this camp out was nothing but shenanigans, marshmallows, pot filled brownies and raccoons.
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    Don't forget the maison jars :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    The second annual imaginary OC camping trip is just around the corner.
    DJ, any chance of getting a few of the So2 girls to join in? I have my favorites already picked.

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    Sounds almost like a OC-version of Burning Man. Never been there myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yes this camp out was nothing but shenanigans, marshmallows, pot filled brownies and raccoons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    DJ, any chance of getting a few of the So2 girls to join in? I have my favorites already picked.
    I'll see if I can pull some strings.
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    ^^^Please do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    ^^^Please do!
    How are your replies ending up on this page when you are actually replying to the last post on the next page.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    How are your replies ending up on this page when you are actually replying to the last post on the next page.
    No comprendo, señor! This is the last post on the next page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    No comprendo, señor! This is the last post on the next page.
    There are 6 pages to this thread and this post is 3/4 the way down page 5. When you actually responded to my photo post of the string butt which is the very last post in this thread on page 6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    There are 6 pages to this thread and this post is 3/4 the way down page 5. When you actually responded to my photo post of the string butt which is the very last post in this thread on page 6.
    All looks good to me, this post should the last post #134 by my count. You're using an iphone aren't you? Maybe it has something to do with the page display?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    All looks good to me, this post should the last post #134 by my count. You're using an iphone aren't you? Maybe it has something to do with the page display?
    I'm on my iPad and all these posts are 3/4 down page 5. There's still an entire long page 6 and the last post on there is the butt photo. I'm confused!
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    Confused too, just post the butt photo again and we'll forget this ever happend.

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    Strings?? I don't see any strings.

    DJ, up at the top right hand of the page , click on 'Display' and choose 'linear Mode'. It's right next to 'Thread Tools' and 'Search Thread".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Strings?? I don't see any strings.

    DJ, up at the top right hand of the page , click on 'Display' and choose 'linear Mode'. It's right next to 'Thread Tools' and 'Search Thread".
    Man you guys crack me up. Corn I did that and it fixed it, for a minute there I was in the Twilight Zone. More than normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Man you guys crack me up. Corn I did that and it fixed it, for a minute there I was in the Twilight Zone. More than normal.
    So you're not going to post the butt photo again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    So you're not going to post the butt photo again?
    Alright!
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    Not quite what I expected, I'll be over at So2 if you need me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    So you're not going to post the butt photo again?
    That little wheel on your mouse, spin it forward till you get back up the page...geez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Not quite what I expected, I'll be over at So2 if you need me.
    Yeah don't leave TC this thread can produce if you beg enough.
    From the camping trip.
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    That'll do fine DJ, that'll do fine!

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    well she has just caught one.


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    ^^Nice fish.

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    Sorry to derail.... but whatever happened to Dion, who started this thread? He always seemed like an upstanding young fellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Sorry to derail.... but whatever happened to Dion, who started this thread? He always seemed like an upstanding young fellow.
    Not real sure I know he veered off from the OC due to school obligations and time restraints. But he still posted in General and other areas. But you had me curious so I stalked his profile and he hasn't posted anywhere on mtbr for 8 months. Hope all is well as you said quite an upstanding young fellow.
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    ^^ The last time I saw that much dark meat was last Thanksgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    ^^ The last time I saw that much dark meat was last Thanksgiving.
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    We need another Old Timer's and Veterans weekend camping trip.... we are over due.

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    I've contracted Pricasso to attend the next OC Campout. He will be painting self portraits of anyone interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I've contracted Pricasso to attend the next OC Campout. He will be painting self portraits of anyone interested.

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    He's obviously the right man for the job. I wouldn't mind mandating that he wear a banana hammock though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I've contracted Pricasso to attend the next OC Campout. He will be painting self portraits of anyone interested.

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    you scare me how you find this stuff.
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    He has an eye for detail
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    Well if that dudes there I certainly won't be.


    YIKERS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well if that dudes there I certainly won't be.
    He does good work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Yes he does, one good eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well if that dudes there I certainly won't be.


    YIKERS!

    BTW start at post #51 and read through for some good laughs and some OC history in the making.
    DJ, are you afraid of penises?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    DJ, are you afraid of penises?
    Yes except mine, well sometimes even mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yes except mine, well sometimes even mine.
    Oh, come on. A penis is a penis. A talented penis, such as Pricasso's, is something to marvel at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Oh, come on. A penis is a penis. A talented penis, such as Pricasso's, is something to marvel at.
    Mine has enough talent for my fill thank you.
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    Everyone, DJ has PHALLOPHOBIA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Everyone, DJ has PHALLOPHOBIA.
    I'll have what he's having please.
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    I'll have what he's having please.
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    Sorry DJ, I didn't mean to give you a HARD time about penises.
    No worries I would never "take" a HARD time about penises.

    Oh and by the way if I do go on this camping trip. I'm pitching my own tent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Oh and by the way if I do go on this camping trip. I'm pitching my own tent.
    By looks of things at this particular moment, I'd say that you already have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    By looks of things at this particular moment, I'd say that you already have.
    For you: How to Pitch a Tent - Assembly Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips
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    Sometimes I try to spell my name with my wizz but it never comes out very well. My wiener seems to have a mind of its own.
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    pitching a tent, isn't that a sign of a good nights dream?
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    pitching a tent, isn't that a sign of a good nights dream?
    It's a sign of good heath.

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    Do you think he curves to the right, or left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Do you think he curves to the right, or left?
    I think he once said that he dresses to the left.

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    Whatever the answer we'll find out soon enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Whatever the answer we'll find out soon enough.
    Gonna see for yourself, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Gonna see for yourself, huh?
    Heck ya, inquiring minds want to know. In fact I might have to sneak back into DJ's house for some more surveillance one of these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Heck ya, inquiring minds want to know. In fact I might have to sneak back into DJ's house for some more surveillance one of these days.
    In the name of science, I concur. Statistics, it's all about statistics and the more data we can collect, the accurate the results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    In the name of science, I concur. Statistics, it's all about statistics and the more data we can collect, the accurate the results.
    Oh yeah. DJ might be surprised to know that I've already acquired quite a bit of data but we've only just begun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Oh yeah. DJ might be surprised to know that I've already acquired quite a bit of data but we've only just begun.
    Data: MUST.....HAVE....MORE..........DATA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Data: MUST.....HAVE....MORE..........DATA!!!!
    We will not stop until we get statistically significant results dammit!!
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    It's not every day an artist of this caliber comes a schlong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's not every day an artist of this caliber comes a schlong.
    Hawg & Mook are on some kind of weird schlong along.

    I dress to the left and I'm pretty precise in spelling my name in the snow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's not every day an artist of this caliber comes a schlong.
    Hahaha good one 'licious!

    Now that's what I call real comedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hawg & Mook are on some kind of schlong along.
    It's called science.

    I dress to the left and I'm pretty precise in spelling my name in the snow.
    I'm impressed with your Johnson control. I'm guessing you're writing your name in cursive. I challenge you to do the same but now print your name.
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    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    I think Dj is more afraid of falling of a cliff trying to find the toilet in the middle of the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
    Nothing that a portrait by Pricasso can't fix. He should find this very therapeutic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    DJ is just afraid that after he falls asleep he will get his face painted one more time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    I think Dj is more afraid of falling of a cliff trying to find the toilet in the middle of the night.
    He should really fear that somebody will tie his shoelaces together while he's passed out. Especially if I attend the campout.

    Actually, now that I think about it I would like to be DJ's tent mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    He should really fear that somebody will tie his shoelaces together while he's passed out. Especially if I attend the campout.

    Actually, now that I think about it I would like to be DJ's tent mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    you are really Pricasso aren't you?
    Ha, no way. I have absolutely no artistic ability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I'm guessing you're writing your name in cursive. I challenge you to do the same but now print your name.
    Would it be cheating to pee in a jar first? Seems like if you do that pre-step first, then the writing part would be easier and more controlled.
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    Net, if that is supposed to be pee in a pitcher, why is it green colored? Did you have lime flavored popsicle after lunch today or something? You know, the ones that turn your tongue green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Would it be cheating to pee in a jar first? Seems like if you do that pre-step first, then the writing part would be easier and more controlled.
    I'm afraid that would be cheating. However it might be worth pissing in a pitcher and practicing a bit. Just to get the basic strokes down. Because once you start wizzing we all know how things can go haywire on endeavors such as this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I'm afraid that would be cheating. However it might be worth pissing in a pitcher and practicing a bit. Just to get the basic strokes down. Because once you start wizzing we all know how things can go haywire on endeavors such as this.
    Having morning wood make it even more challenging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Having morning wood make it even more challenging.
    You are so right. Without the usual flexibility and mobility wiz writing is really difficult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    You are so right. Without the usual flexibility and mobility wiz writing is really difficult.
    But that high and looping approach would add such an artistic flair.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    But that high and looping approach would add such an artistic flair.
    It would be more like a Jackson Pollock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Net, if that is supposed to be pee in a pitcher, why is it green colored? Did you have lime flavored popsicle after lunch today or something? You know, the ones that turn your tongue green.
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