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    ... and if we just ... The O.C. Penthouse Sub Forum.

    It's time the O.C. Had it's own Penthouse sub forum.
    Post up some memories of your past experiences of compromising positions or just a memory you just have to get off your chest after all these years. We the O.C. Will be your therapist, so lay back on the couch and let her rip. All information will stay confidential between you and your therapist.


    A cougar attack:
    Yes indeed Gordon's story brings back many a fond memory of being attacked and dragged back to the den. I even had one drag me back and take advantage of me only to tell me afterwards I've got to leave. "Why I asked" because my husband is a cop and he comes home for his lunch break at midnight. "WHAT" you didn't tell me you were married" And here it is like 11:45pm and I'm scrambling to get dressed and get the hell out of
    there. I drove off and never saw her again. But just for curiosity sake several years later I drove by her house and there was a cop car out front. YIKERS!!




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    The year was 1985' and I was 24 years old. It happened in Fort Collins Colorado. It was an awesome night with a fresh 2' of snowfall. Being bored on a Friday night and wanting some different atmosphere from meeting friends at our local watering hole. I headed to Fort Collins a close town with much better nightlife options. After hanging at one bar and I wasn't too impressed I moved on to the next. I walked into a bar in the action packed old town area called Old Chicago.

    I sit down at the bar and order a drink and immediately catch eye
    contact with a beautiful lady across the room. So I got up and went over and started talking to her. She invites me to sit at her table. After a brief
    conversation exchange of maybe a half hour. And some kissing she blurts out that she has to go home. Then she says I can come if I would like. Me, "Ummm ok", she then says just to follow her which I did and followed her to an old neighborhood with huge Victorian homes. She pulls into her short driveway and immediately jumps out and runs to my window, as I'm parking in the street. She says "Oh no don't park here park down the street a little ways". Duh you would think I would have caught a clue that something wasn't right and that she was married. But no I didn't catch on having been a young drunk horny dude with no rational thoughts what so ever. I drove aways and parked and walked a half a block back. She immediately rushed us into the large beautiful old house [another clue] I didn't pick up on. Then within minutes of being inside she asks me to sit on a certain chair. She then basically raped me and stripped my jeans off and went to town. I kept wanting to exchange and please her or just go all the way. But no she wanted me in one way, and one way only. When I was finally done that's when she says I have to go. Me "why" and she says because my husband is a cop and he comes home for his lunch break in 15 minutes at 12 midnight.

    During our brief encounter and conversation in the bar I managed to find out her age which was 38. I was 24 and as I look back a classic cougar encounter with one that gets what she wants and uses her looks to do so.

    Years later as I look back she obviously was in that bar looking for her next victim and it was probably her hunting ground. And now I wished I had returned to that bar just to catch her at her own game and confront her. Because I never had a chance for any conversation after she blurted out that I have to leave because her cop husband will be there shortly. I hauled butt out and never saw her again. I also wonder if her husband spotted my fresh foot prints in the fresh snow that was coming down very thick.
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    If this thread doesn't bring Tones out of the woodwork then nothing will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    If this thread doesn't bring Tones out of the woodwork then nothing will.
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    Just posted this one over there, then I saw the P.S.F. and decided to drag it on over here, like a cougar victim getting dragged back to the cave...


    I've been mauled by the cougar a few times and miraculously survived. One occasion where I was tremendously lucky to have come thru mostly unscathed was in the early 80s, and I was traveling in a tour bus with my crew from S France to Geneva after spending some days off at the beach between a run of shows. We needed to break the journey to give the driver a rest, so I picked Lac d'Annecy near, yes you guessed, Annecy. We pulled up alongside the Lake early in the morning, where there was a little hotel right on the shoreline overlooking the Lake. I went into the hotel to ask if we could park up, have some breakfast, and generally avail ourselves of their facilities.
    I was met my a very smart lady in athletic wear, and she welcomed us warmly. There did not seem to be many other people in the hotel, so I went and got my compadres and we bundled in for breakfast.
    A younger girl served us, who turned out to be the daughter of the first lady I had spoken to, and she was also very friendly. At the end of breakfast, I asked her if we could change some money to pay the bill, and she said she would go ask her Mum.
    When she came back, she came over to me, and bent down to tell me quietly that her mother would like to have a word with me in private in the bar next door. i thought she was going to embarrass me by saying that she couldn't change our money, and I was wondering how best to get out of there if we could not pay, but when the daughter led me into the bar, the mother was waiting for me alone, and ushered the daughter away immediately. She seemed flustered, and when I started to apologise for not having the correct money, she shushed me and said she didn't care about the money, and asked if I was going to be in town for long. My turn to be flustered!
    As it happened, we were planning to head up to Annecy after breakfast and park there until midnight before leaving for Geneva, and I told her this. She then said she would love to give me a tour of Annecy after she finished at the hotel if I wanted? Of course I agreed We fixed a meeting place, and at 9 pm her car pulled up alongside the bus, and she took me off into the center of town where she parked, and she then breathlessly took my hand and led me off along the river, chattering about 'getting lonely' since her husband had died, leaving her and her daughter all alone in the hotel...

    I must confess I was a little bemused as she hustled me along the riverbank, scarcely drawing breath while chattering nervously about the history of the town, fiercely protecting me when we ran into a couple of her friends that were giving me the up-and-down with their eyes, and bundling me away quickly. In the space of a few minutes, I had got the entire history of Annecy, and we were standing outside this very nice apartment building next to the lake. She asked me if I wanted to come up and watch television... I have to admit, TV was about the last thing on my mind, but if that's what they call it down there, I'm good with that
    I never saw a television, and I nearly didn't get back to the bus in time. Those cougars can leave some deep scratches...
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    ^^Great story, I was going to suggest you crosspost when I read it in the cougar forum. I figured you would have a story or two to tell.
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    My cougar encounter...

    I was on a rode trip with a buddy down in Ensenada for Spring Break back in the 80s. We went to Hussong's Cantina and it was kind of dead, so we grabbed our seats and waited for the band to get started and for more people to show up. In came two cougars who immediately made eye contact with us. There was a full figured one, and a slender one. The full figured one was a bit younger and the slender one was a high mileage unit. Of course, I hooked up with the well used, well broken in, high mileage unit.

    We all got absolutely ****-faced. It was really late and I was really, really drunk. The rest of our little group had sobered up enough to drive, I was still plastered. Turns out the girls had a beach house up the coast about 30 mins away. They dragged us into their car and off we went.

    I remember sobering up in the middle of being rapped by this monster. I could hear my buddy getting down with the other one, too.

    We woke up in the morning all hung over and in shock (me and my buddy). The girl's cuddled with us, made us breakfast, then carted us back to Ensenada.

    I still wake up with nights sweats over the incident...
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    You took one for the team, Hawg. I'm sure it was a real character building experience.
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    Oh yes Rachel Welch I've had a crush on her since my teen years. She still has it going on.

    Some great storys everyone keep them coming. And Hawg your story brings back some fond memories of some great times south of the border. I've had a few crazy times in Hussong's bar in Ensenada.

    BTW I added some more detail in my opening post of this thread.
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    I was held as a love slave by a cougar for several months once... it took me that long to figure out a way to escape. I think she was drugging me or something because the desire to escape was hard to dredge up... she was a very rich Jewish Princess who ran an art gallery in London, and she managed to hold me in thrall with an occasional glimpse of her stocking tops and by raking her claws across my chest and back every so often. Life was tough then...
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    This sounds like a Cougar thread.


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    Crush here as well, but my memories have been tarnished by her being on Seinfeld.
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    I started this thread because of Gordons Mrs. Robinsons story over in the bike thread. Gordon are you out there, hello. You need to cross post it over here for all to enjoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Edit
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    The year was 1985' and I was 24 years old. It happened in Fort Collins Colorado. It was an awesome night with a fresh 2' of snowfall. Being bored on a Friday night and wanting some different atmosphere from meeting friends at our local watering hole. I headed to Fort Collins a close town with much better nightlife options. After hanging at one bar and I wasn't too impressed I moved on to the next. I walked into a bar in the action packed old town area called Old Chicago.

    I sit down at the bar and order a drink and immediately catch eye
    contact with a beautiful lady across the room. So I got up and went over and started talking to her. She invites me to sit at her table. After a brief
    conversation exchange of maybe a half hour. And some kissing she blurts out that she has to go home. Then she says I can come if I would like. Me, "Ummm ok", she then says just to follow her which I did and followed her to an old neighborhood with huge Victorian homes. She pulls into her short driveway and immediately jumps out and runs to my window, as I'm parking in the street. She says "Oh no don't park here park down the street a little ways". Duh you would think I would have caught a clue that something wasn't right and that she was married. But no I didn't catch on having been a young drunk horny dude with no rational thoughts what so ever. I drove aways and parked and walked a half a block back. She immediately rushed us into the large beautiful old house [another clue] I didn't pick up on. Then within minutes of being inside she asks me to sit on a certain chair. She then basically raped me and stripped my jeans off and went to town. I kept wanting to exchange and please her or just go all the way. But no she wanted me in one way, and one way only. When I was finally done that's when she says I have to go. Me "why" and she says because my husband is a cop and he comes home for his lunch break in 15 minutes at 12 midnight.

    During our brief encounter and conversation in the bar I managed to find out her age which was 38. I was 24 and as I look back a classic cougar encounter with one that gets what she wants and uses her looks to do so.

    Years later as I look back she obviously was in that bar looking for her next victim and it was probably her hunting ground. And now I wished I had returned to that bar just to catch her at her own game and confront her. Because I never had a chance for any conversation after she blurted out that I have to leave because her cop husband will be there shortly. I hauled butt out and never saw her again. I also wonder if her husband spotted my fresh foot prints in the fresh snow that was coming down very thick.
    Better watch out DJ, it's dangerous out there. You know, it's a small world. I was living in Ft Collins at the time and spent a lot of time in Old Town, including Old Chicago. We could have bumped into each other. In fact you may have horned in on some of my action on this one. Were you sporting a cheesy moustache and mullet at the time? There was this one night at Old Chicago where I thought I was going to live my dream of being captured by a cougar who would have her way with me. But no some sketchy looking dude wandered in, said a few obviously rehearsed words and off she went. With my dreams dashed I left and drowned my sorrows over at the Hunt club for a few precious hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Crush here as well, but my memories have been tarnished by her being on Seinfeld.
    I saw her on welcome to the captain where she played a cougar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Better watch out DJ, it's dangerous out there. You know, it's a small world. I was living in Ft Collins at the time and spent a lot of time in Old Town, including Old Chicago. We could have bumped into each other. In fact you may have horned in on some of my action on this one. Were you sporting a cheesy moustache and mullet at the time? There was this one night at Old Chicago where I thought I was going to live my dream of being captured by a cougar who would have her way with me. But no some sketchy looking dude wandered in, said a few obviously rehearsed words and off she went. With my dreams dashed I left and drowned my sorrows over at the Hunt club for a few precious hours.
    Ha,ha small world. No I didn't have a seventies porn mustache.
    A short mullet and a mean and clean face. Pulled a lot of action out of Old Town FC. Those were the day's huh. I drive through there now and it's still the same. Packed with college kids and bar after bar of wild times.
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    I feel better now, thanks for letting me know it wasn't you DJ. I miss Old Town, lots of good times down there. It's been quite a few years since I've been there though.
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    I had a friend who's Dad owned this night club/lodge/golf course facility right on the Los Angeles/Ventura County line. You can see the golf course from the 101 freeway. It was a warm spring night, Friday nite, for sure, when this tiny little 5' 2" gal with some high black leather boots, had perfect hair, asked me to dance. No biggie, wrapped up my boogie on the dance floor, came back, talked some more at the bar, when she asked me if I like amusement parks and "E ticket Rides." For those that don't know, E ticket rides are the most expensive tickets you bought at Disneyland back in the old days, for the very best rides, stuff like the Matterhorn, Pirates of the Carribean, It's a small world, etc. Big bucks per ride.

    At first... something flashed through my mind that perhaps she was a hooker, and a high priced one at that... but that was quickly allayed when she unzipped a tiny little pocket zipper on her thigh high boots, near the instep, and she pulled out a Key Fob with a pair of keys. Key Fob said "Corvette" She gave me a wink and asked me if I wanted to go for a ride. Said "sure" Headed up highway 23 up to Decker Canyon Road and Mulholland drive, on the crest of all of L.A. lights clear to Palos Verdes Peninsula on the south side of the ridge, and all of the San Fernando Valley on the North side of the ridge that Mulholland traverses, clear down from County line to Studio City and the Burbank Studios, of Hollywood fame, as well as the Hollywood sign.

    Stopped and chatted while up there a while it was maybe 11:30 pm. She'd thrown me the keys and let drive. That 'vette was by far the quickest car I'd ever driven. I think it was one of several nice sports cars her sugar daddy drove. We got back to the night club, she asked me what I was driving... took her back to my Audi 5000TD. Asked me if I like to "party." I had to do a double take, I'd had friends that had been to The Cottontail Ranch in Carson City tell me that that's what hookers call it when trying to negotiate a price for "services rendered", otherwise known as a "trick". I really didn't know how to respond, was she gonna ask for money for what I wanted so I just kind of hesitated and waited to respond, unsure, when she pulled a joint out of her purse and asked "want some?"

    Oh, that kind of party!

    One thing kind of led to another swapping saliva, asked her if I should go get us a room, but she had a better plan. "Darling, why don't we go take a walk on the golf course under this wonderful moon." My man card got validated several times that night. Think we were some of the last to leave the parking lot at shortly after 3 AM that morning. Raked, badly. Bumped into her, years later, she never forgot me, turns out her man had prostate cancer, things couldn't work like they used to on him. World class woman... truly world class, in so many ways. A young man should never, ever pass on a cougar adventure.
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    i make a lot of jokes, but i dont really have good stories. i spent too many years in long term relationships!

    the only juicy one, and i wont go into detail (i have local friends here, dont need no bad talk going around), was when i was in college i had a friend who liked a guy, but she had a bf. she had this brilliant idea that if she messed around with the guy she liked, and i was in attendance/participation, then it would be less like cheating, and more like...i dunno...somehow she just figured it was less intimate. So yeah, took one for the team on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i make a lot of jokes, but i dont really have good stories. i spent too many years in long term relationships!

    the only juicy one, and i wont go into detail (i have local friends here, dont need no bad talk going around), was when i was in college i had a friend who liked a guy, but she had a bf. she had this brilliant idea that if she messed around with the guy she liked, and i was in attendance/participation, then it would be less like cheating, and more like...i dunno...somehow she just figured it was less intimate. So yeah, took one for the team on that one.
    Really!
    Nic when I launched this thread I expected full disclosure out of you. And where the hells Tones? He posted in the OC a day or two ago but never made his way in to this thread.
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