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    North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun

    North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun

    We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening....

    Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
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    That's hilarious. Way to go best korea, in 4 hours no less.
    No fuss with the MUSS

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    Did he drop off Rodman before his return?

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    The source is a satirical web site, which makes it even funnier because I think tweaktown took it seriously

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    What? N. Korea really didn't land a man on the sun? Sounds like Western propaganda to me. I'm calling Rodman.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    " Under the cover of Darkness" ...

    They got advice from George Hamilton, he goes once a month.

    Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .

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    First report back from the mission confirms that the sun is a dry heat.

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    maybe they should send their leader next
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    the big aussie rep bomb is comin your way

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    God speed, Hung.
    Let's eat Ted
    Let's eat, Ted
    Remember, commas save lives

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    Landing on the Sun isn't hard. Just remember to land
    on the dark side.

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