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    No hawgs allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm sick of all these Hawg treads! Hawg this Hawg that. Pretty soon you are going to see paid add by Hawg on mtbr.

    So Hawg is not allow to post on this thread.
    If you want to say something about Hawg with out the fear of Hawg getting all up in your grill, now is your chance.

    I would just like to say that Hawg is just to good looking! How are the rest of us guys going to pick up chicks with a very handsome looking guy like him posting pictures of himself in his underwear on the internet. GGGGGGGGG whats wrong whit this guy.
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Meow!!
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    woof!!!
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    I think thats what hawg says
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Hawg told me he was gonna do Brown Mountain this morning. I told him I did Brown Mountain this morning too. He asked if it rose above sea level or was an underwater sea mount. Something tells me he wanting to go fishing again.

    True Lies!

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    This thread is boring without Hawg.

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    I figured Hawg would have posted 10 times by now


    I heard he likes to sneak into houses at night and clip his unsuspecting victims toe nails and has a large pile of toe nails in his basement that he like to role around in when he gets home from work.
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    No hawgs allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is this the new about bikes thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Is this the new about bikes thread?
    post your next fat bike video here, I bet hawg doesn't like fat bikes
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Meow!!
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    I like this thread.

    That is all.
    Live to Fish, now Love to Ride

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    He's not here, but I can still smell him.
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    He's not here, but I can still smell him.
    Seriously!!
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    There's a little piece of Hawg inside each and every one of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    There's a little piece of Hawg inside each and every one of us.
    I think this could be said for all in the O.C.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    There's a little piece of Hawg inside each and every one of us.
    I wonder how Girlonbike or Tone's feels about you posting that?

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    Are you trying to say he is a Glory Hawg?

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    Way too quiet in here,
    someone is missing,
    who can it be?
    Let Hawg in!!!!!! !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fukshitup View Post
    Way too quiet in here,
    someone is missing,
    who can it be?
    Let Hawg in!!!!!! !!!
    Don't do it.... just let the thread die a slow death like all other threads of mere mortals that the Lord Hawg has not touched...
    Live to Fish, now Love to Ride

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    Let me in I say let me in. For I am the chosen one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Let me in I say let me in. For I am the chosen one.
    errrr bacon

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    It's obvious what Hawg is up to...



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    Jett is ambivalent on the content of this thread...

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    Is hawg here. No not here geez one sign and he just ups and goes somewhere else.
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Hey Hawg I got something for ya.
    (Y)

    ^^^ I've been practicing.

    Master plan, if we insult him enough he won't be able to hold back. He'll respond in here soon enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    It's obvious what Hawg is up to...
    Givin' it or receivin' it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Givin' it or receivin' it?
    depends on tones mood
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    There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Givin' it or receivin' it?
    In this thread..., clearly receiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    In this thread..., clearly receiving.

    who the hell left the door open! and let him in!???



















    You made it though one hole page with out posting. You have more self control than I give you credit for
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Givin' it or receivin' it?
    Nice job, gold star to you, you cracked him
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    who
    the hell left the door open! and let him
    in!???















    You made it though one hole page with outposting. You have more self control than I giveyou credit for
    Ha,ha I knew he'd crack early on. Hawg you lasted 24.5 hours and for that I give you a 7 out of 10 for self control.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha,ha I knew he'd crack early on. Hawg you lasted 24.5 hours and for that I give you a 7 out of 10 for self control.
    My wife only gives me a 2 out of 10 for self control...

    I figure if you guys are gonna tear at me a little, I may as well join in.

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    There goes the neighborhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    My wife only gives me a 2 out of 10 for self control...

    I figure if you guys are gonna tear at me a little, I may as well join in.

    Well now that your here, I know you don't like to talk about yourself but.....what do you have to say about yourself?
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Sorry I just like that symbol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    Well now that your here, I know you don't like to talk about yourself but.....what do you have to say about yourself?
    I'm selfish, grumpy, inflexible, disturbed, overpowering, rude, inhospitable, inconsiderate, a smartass, a lardass, a wiseass, a dumbass, a stupidass, and I have a dirty ass. Anything else you'd like to know about me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm selfish, grumpy, inflexible, disturbed, overpowering, rude, inhospitable, inconsiderate, a smartass, a lardass, a wiseass, a dumbass, a stupidass, and I have a dirty ass. Anything else you'd like to know about me?
    do you wear slippers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    do you wear slippers?
    Yes, indoors. They are fuzzy & pink like my thong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes, indoors. They are fuzzy & pink like my thong.
    i wear mine outside to get the mail and bring in the garbage container however no g-string just in the buff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    do you wear slippers?


    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes, indoors. They are fuzzy & pink like my thong.
    Thank's for modeling them Hawg, but just telling us about them would have been sufficient.
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    ^ Nice package!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm selfish, grumpy, inflexible, disturbed, overpowering, rude, inhospitable, inconsiderate, a smartass, a lardass, a wiseass, a dumbass, a stupidass, and I have a dirty ass. Anything else you'd like to know about me?
    Hawg, with those attributes you should really consider running for public office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    Sorry I just like that symbol.
    Can't tell if the carpet matches the drapes there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Thank's for modeling them Hawg, but just telling us about them would have been sufficient.
    You guys haven't been going through GOB garbage have you?
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    DJ, how did you happen to get a hold of those revealing pics...... ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Hawg, with those attributes you should really consider running for public office.
    Those are his good qualities, I want to hear about his bad ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    Those are his good qualities, I want to hear about his bad ones

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    No hawgs allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Those are his good qualities, I want to hear about his bad ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    DJ, how did you happen to get a hold of those revealing pics...... ?
    Hawg accidentally hit all and emailed them out to all of his friend's addresses. You didn't get them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hawg accidentally hit all and emailed them out to all of his friend's addresses. You didn't get them?
    The question is this:

    Was my original intention to send it to you or were you one of the unfortunate ones? Neyuk-neyuk-neyuk...

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