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    Nicole has 2,757 visits to her home page, Are there that many perverts here LOL :)

    I was a bit worried bout Nic, i hadnt seen her on and i admit i might have been missing her a tiny bit , so i went to check last time she was online, saw she was online today, so my worries where put at bay.

    But what i did notice is that Nic has had a whopping 2,757 visits to her home page BWAHAHAHAHA.

    Surely this must be a record for MTBR, Do we really have 2,757 perverts or stalkers here? or are people just checking out her home page because they are interested in what bike she rides?

    Time to confess, have you visited her home page to help get that outrageous number of hits?

    Theres no way i could have been there more than say 1,300 times, who has clocked up the rest and does she have the MTBR record?

    Please feel free to chime in here Nic.....
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    LOL. i'm glad you're one of them Tones. i mostly post in the "all about bikes" threads. i dont really see you there...


    and yes, mountain bikers are naturally perverts.
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    Haha....2, 743 of those are probably me....STALK...STALK...STALK

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    I can't deny it. I've been there a time or two.

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    Tone's, that post you put in the Beginners forum about there being nekkid pictures worked.

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    Are those individual visits, like 2,757 different pervs, or is there one guy (a few candidates above) that has visited that often? I'm curious. Are there naked pics on that page or something? That's it, I'm going to visit. Maybe I'm missing something.
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    must.resist.tempation

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    Look for turtle footprints on Nicole's home page... lot's of them... Think I've been around that block a time or two, myself.

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    What's this home page thing? do I have one? Do we all? Can we see if Nic has been to ours?
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    Who's Nicole???

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    Found the home page and found out who has visited it... it's kinda creepy! P'raps I should post some feelthy peectures there or sumpin...
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    sorry I will try and not visit so much.
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    I just visited it and it's now at 2760.

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    Coming from someone who almost lost Mr. Happy to unnatural sexual acts? Not sure how you would define "Pervert".

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    I was just there! Greatest page on the WWW!

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    Who is this Nicole person, this is the first I have heard of her.
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    It wasn't me!

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    <--- Perv #1,263 of 2,757.
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    It's the first bookmark in Kona's spank bank folder?
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    I wonder how many hits/visits/friends/subscribers she has on Fookbook?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod View Post
    It wasn't me!

    What the hell is the guy in the purple jacket saying when he sings???!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What the hell is the guy in the purple jacket saying when he sings???!
    "Wasn't me"
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    Even if I was a girl i'd have to check out her page. If RGOAB is the most interesting guy in the world, Nic must be the women version of that.
    Round and round we go

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    I have never been to her page....anyone got a link?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    I have never been to her page....anyone got a link?
    You're obviously missing out and I'm not sharing the link!
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    "Wasn't me"
    Of course it wasn't you... you've got 867-53oh9 fever..... for a good time call...

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    I'm Forest Gump....I love to mow, and I love a girl named Jenny!

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    why go to her home page, when you can just go to her home...JK


    Hay Nic do you some times feel like Rockwell?


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    Dude, was that you? I was sneaking in her window last night, to watch her sleep. I knew I saw someone scurrying away...
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    That's it! here they coooome!!!


    Nicole has 2,757 visits to her home page, Are there that many perverts here  LOL :)-bicycle-cats-j-p-coats-thread.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Dude, was that you? I was sneaking in her window last night, to watch her sleep. I knew I saw someone scurrying away...
    I was just in the neighborhood
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Dude, was that you? I was sneaking in her window last night, to watch her sleep. I knew I saw someone scurrying away...
    t'was me if you saw a guy sneaking off still pulling up his pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What the hell is the guy in the purple jacket saying when he sings???!
    Nobody knows
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    i sleep upstairs. must have been the ladder i heard hitting the side of the house. I also have those light blocking curtains, so the only pooosay your'e gonna see is my fat cat who sleeps in the window box.

    Vice grips is local. that could be a reality!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    your'e gonna see is my fat cat who sleeps in the window box.

    ....nah.....it's just too easy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i sleep upstairs. must have been the ladder i heard hitting the side of the house. I also have those light blocking curtains, so the only pooosay your'e gonna see is my fat cat who sleeps in the window box.

    Vice grips is local. that could be a reality!
    Not if ive payed a private eye to break into your house and set up numerous pin hole cameras in your bedroom, bathroom, and living room, im watching you right now on my 24/7 nicole cam....
    And i could evem be selling the live feed to the highest bidders like Hawg....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    and i'm sure you'll keep the vids of me spending extended time on the toilet with my laptop for yourself Tones, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    and i'm sure you'll keep the vids of me spending extended time on the toilet with my laptop for yourself Tones, right?
    You know he has a pinhole camera mounted there, Nic, with IR capabilities, in the bowl, it looks like a spec of turd still in there. And I outbid Optimus AND TurtleHawg on that live feed. Speaking of which, it's time again for another Brazilian.

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    i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!

    any splattered poop would belong to my roomate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    why go to her home page, when you can just go to her home...



    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!

    any splattered poop would belong to my roomate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!

    any splattered poop would belong to my roomate.
    Tone/'s, I think you should get GirlonBike to solicit a bid on pay per view of her roomies goods. Whatdaya say?

    Actually Nicole, I find velcro action pleasures me immensely. Grow that mustache out, por favor.

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    Not if ive payed a private eye to break into your house and set up numerous pin hole cameras in your bedroom, bathroom..........
    OMG, I've found Tone's' picture and an article about his exploits.

    He's sure a lot uglier and older than he pretends to be.

    Nicole has 2,757 visits to her home page, Are there that many perverts here  LOL :)-kenneth-webster-enlow.png

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    Damn, Nicole, you preempted my story three days ago in another thread.

    I thought I was golden with the above....

    Oh well, back to the drawing board!
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    1,759. I gotta be like everyone else!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i sleep upstairs. must have been the ladder i heard hitting the side of the house. I also have those light blocking curtains, so the only pooosay your'e gonna see is my fat cat who sleeps in the window box.

    Vice grips is local. that could be a reality!
    Ya right you wish! :P

    Alright I'll stop it being a weirdO, Net was egging me on, He's such a pusher

    I think after Tones post I would start packing pepperspray!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!

    any splattered poop would belong to my roomate.
    And here I thought you'd do it for a bit of vajazzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!

    any splattered poop would belong to my roomate.
    And to think a thread with a "why do you go down on your woman" with a study included get's deleted. It's just too racy for our audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And to think a thread with a "why do you go down on your woman" with a study included get's deleted. It's just too racy for our audience.
    When and where was this? PM me a linkie.

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