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    Newsflash: TurtleHawg caught hucking Nicole!!!

    It was a slow day at Fletchydawg Productions, Nicole was feeling devilish and ready to party, when from out of nowhere... TurtleHawg decided to go big, for the double... dunno... think he needs to work on his hucking skills. Pretty sure Opti would have cleared the double. Thoughts?


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    OK, I need a poll here, Ya'all... which of you would go big, and clear the double, and which of ya would case it and fall short?
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    I think Hawg had the right idea. However, that IS a big gap to clear.
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    ANNNND this is what happens when MTBR forumers have accesss to your facebook
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    So that's a different way for a turtle head to poke out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ANNNND this is what happens when MTBR forumers have accesss to your facebook
    Access Hollywood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Feeling All Punked?

    Nicole, did you get Punked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    So that's a different way for a turtle head to poke out...
    Coming from you, Shytie, that should make Nicole's day, she loves the poop stories.
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    I usually just say "I'm touchin cloth." Prairie doggin, turtle heads, and the like are just so crude...

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    i like the term "crowning".
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    When Rockerc sees this thread, he's gonna post that cat picture TWICE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i like the term "crowning".
    Around the Southwest, in my travels, many's the time I've seen scrawled on the Interstate rest stop sh*tter door the following.

    "Here I sit, my buns a flexin.
    Giving birth to another Mexican."

    I don't believe that to be true for a minute, Mexicans come outta the same hole I did.
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    Wha?!?

    Newsflash: TurtleHawg caught hucking Nicole!!!-bicycle-cats-j-p-coats-thread.jpgNewsflash: TurtleHawg caught hucking Nicole!!!-rev-bicycle-cats-j-p-coats-thread-rev.jpg
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    ...my place of rest...
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    Oh, I'd clear that double, no problem. I've got a strong hunch, though, that I'd end up face planting further down in the gulch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Oh, I'd clear that double, no problem. I've got a strong hunch, though, that I'd end up face planting further down in the gulch.
    How far down the gulch we talking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    How far down the gulch we talking?
    Very far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Very far.
    I'm not so sure I'd be willing to share. It's really warm and soft down here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm not so sure I'd be willing to share. It's really warm and soft down here.
    Bunch of pickle ticklers, eh? Or are we talking stinky twinkies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm not so sure I'd be willing to share. It's really warm and soft down here.
    Probably further down yet.

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    Remember Hawg, you're XC, I'm AM. I tend to ride places that give you the heebie jeebies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Remember Hawg, you're XC, I'm AM. I tend to ride places that give you the heebie jeebies.
    Places that are chunky.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    we need better 'footage' and bender hucl-fail
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    we need better 'footage' and bender hucl-fail
    Any time you wanna huck Emily Batty, have at it, make sure the camera is rolling.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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