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    There's a difference between a "Cougar" (meow! ) and a Grey Cougar
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    GILF goes mainstream now?
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    Older women are great, ever seen an ant eater eating ants out of an ant nest, older women are as hungry as that for young bucks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Older women are great, ever seen an ant eater eating ants out of an ant nest, older women are as hungry as that for young bucks...
    Tone you have been hanging out in the bush too long. Ummm I mean the outback.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Older women are great, ever seen an ant eater eating ants out of an ant nest, older women are as hungry as that for young bucks...
    i get what you're sayin, tone. so for a youngster it's like fishing with dynamite, yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    i get what you're sayin, tone. so for a youngster it's like fishing with dynamite, yes?
    LOL, dont really know what the hell im sayin, but it was the first picture that came into my mind when i thought of older hungry women...
    DJ i think you could be right, ive spent too muck time in the bush, weird things are starting to turn me on lol
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    ^^^ it was about time

    someone snitched off this pervert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    ^^^ it was about time

    someone snitched off this pervert...
    LOL. There was one of those lkadjskjdkjd type spammers above my post last night. It must have been deleted after I reported it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    LOL. There was one of those lkadjskjdkjd type spammers above my post last night. It must have been deleted after I reported it.
    Oh for a minute there I thought you reported me for starting this thread. Then it dawned on me that maybe you were reporting Tony for being an old lady connoisseur. Thanks for clearing that up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    ^^^ it was about time

    someone snipped off this pervert...
    Back to our regularly schedule thread ... fixed him for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Oh for a minute there I thought you reported me for starting this thread. Then it dawned on me that maybe you were reporting Tony for being an old lady connoisseur. Thanks for clearing that up.
    Nothing wrong with mature age citizens that can pop their teeth out before getting down to business.......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    Back to our regularly schedule thread ... fixed him for you.
    if you snipped him off - you can make a set of leather cowboy boots size 12 US.

    she said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Nothing wrong with mature age citizens that can pop their teeth out before getting down to business.......
    I assume you speak from experience?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I assume you speak from experience?
    you should too... you'll never go back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    you should too... you'll never go back...
    I think I'm gonna.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I think I'm gonna.....
    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history".

    "Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodaiki, a bright foreign Exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up and said, "Patrick Henry, 1775".

    "Very good!", the teacher replied.

    "Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.'?"

    Again, no response except from Little Hodaiki, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".

    "Excellent!", said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult."

    "Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.'?"

    Once again, Hodaiki was the only hand in the air and he said, "John F. Kennedy, 1961."

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Little Hodaiki isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."

    She heard a loud whisper, "F. . k the Japs."

    "Who said that? I want to know right now!", she angrily demanded.

    Little Hodaiki put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glared around and asked, "All right! Now who said that?"

    Again, Little Hodaiki said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

    Little Hodaiki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

    Little Hodaiki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004."

    The teacher fainted.

    As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're screwed!"

    Little Hodaiki said quietly, "The Toronto Maple Leafs"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    i think i'm gonna.....
    mmmmmmmmmm pumpkin seeds!!!
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    HAHAHA that was pretty funny osokolo, i liked that hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    GILF goes mainstream now?
    I'm assuming that the "G" stands for Geriatric.

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